Who even has their life together?

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[palipunk-deactivated20260328]

Dr Refaat AlAreer was just murdered by israel (12/7/23)

His last tweet:

[pervocracy]

Fun statistical fact: Cows are about 300 times more likely to kill you than coyotes.

Minor sidenote to statistical fact: If it was common for people to keep several hundred coyotes on their property and routinely chase them into a corral and handle them, this statistic would be different.

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

this is a great summary of ‘conditional probability’, a statistical property many people grapple with 

[friendlyfrankenstein]

…I feel like this post just made me realize that both coconut trees and vending machines, items often quoted in wacky death statistics, are both things that people shake vigorously often. 

[teeposting]

I don't think I've seen an actor who is this passionate about their role ever

[catchymemes]

[depsidase]

[wilwheaton]

[rylandsgrace]

Barbie + text posts

[kirby-the-gorb]

[maaagic]

humans really popped off with stuffed animals man. Yes please let’s put more fluff in soft fabric and make it frog shaped, I will take 800

[nicostiel]

#a collection of my favorite tweets

[blackinperiodfilms]

A Message from The Till Family

[tittyinfinity]

Hmmmm

[powerfulwizard]

Remember that guy on vine that would climb around shirtless with flowers on his head, and he’d keep saying “my berries.” But then it turned out he was a CIA plant put on Vine to track down leftist activists who were active on the app?

[jackmeatington]

i literally just found out about the “girl from ‘is this allowed’ vine was really making out with a mannequin” controversy and now this? this is ruinedchildhood for millennials.

[jmonkeyjmonkey]

i’m sorry my berries guy was what now

[powerfulwizard]

A nice young Italian man I guess. I made this up for notes.

[kohinoors]

[afloweroutofstone]

[guerrillatech]

[socialistexan]

This exact thing happened in the 70's/80's in this country when seatbelts were first being pushed for. Reagan literally tried to get rid of them.

[memecucker]

There were also examples of anti-seatbelt activists dying in car crashes where they weren’t wearing seat belts like that guy that wrote an anti-seatbelt article and four months later died in a car crash where he didn’t have a seat belt on and was thrown out of the vehicle

[funnytwittertweets]

[cwnerd12]

shit man this got me emotional