WHEN YOU WORK AT ZALANDO

I loved the original whenyouworkatzalando.tumblr.com and I was pretty sad when it quitted. So this is the follow-up.

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WHEN COFFEE IS SUDDENLY RATIONED AND YOU NEED TO  EXPEL THE SCAVENGERS FROM YOUR KITCHEN

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WHEN ITS FRIDAY AFTER LUNCH AND YOUR LEAD IS NOT ALREADY GONE FOR THE WEEKEND

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WHEN YOUR PAY RAISE FEELS LIKE AN INJURY AWARD

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WHEN A CASHIER ASKS IF YOU ARE WORKING FOR ZALANDO FOR SOME DISCOUNT

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WHEN SOMETIMES YOUR ONLY ACCOMPLISHMENT AT WORK IS KEEPING YOUR MOUTH SHUT

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WHEN YOU RETURN ON A MONDAY AFTER YOUR  TWO WEEK XMAS BREAK

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WHEN THE STOCK PRICE DROPS BELOW YOUR HOURLY WAGE

Friday-Edition, could not decide for one.

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WHEN YOU THINK ABOUT RENAMING YOUR TUMBLR TO “FUCK NO ZALANDO”

via GIPHY

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WHEN YOU CAUGHT THE PERSON FUCKING UP THE KITCHEN RED-HANDED

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WHEN THEY ANNOUNCE TO CANCEL B&&B IN A SIDE NOTE

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WHEN USERS DON’T FOLLOW THE MANUAL

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WHEN YOU TRY TO SAVE THE WORLD WITH THE TOOLS YOU’VE BEEN GIVEN

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WHEN YOU COME BACK FROM PARENTAL LEAVE AND (ALMOST) NOTHING HAS CHANGED

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WHEN SOMEONE MENTIONS “LEFTOVER CAKE” AT THE OFFICE

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HAPPY NEW YEAR!

Hello dear colleague, not much to do with new year resolutions but I'm going to be veeery busy. Especially with a brand new challenge I'm expecting this year. Speaking of "expecting": I'm going to be a mom soon with my last day of duty end of January. That means I won't have a lot of time left for anything not-related to diapers, burps and anything between. Even though I prepared some long runners and evergreens and spared some entries for later, the frequency of postings will decline. To keep THIS baby alive that means I'm dependent on your input more than ever. As a nice side effect this can be my way to keep myself in the loop to what might going on at the big Z in 2017. So help me out! All the best for 2017, fyz

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WHEN THERE IS ONLY LITTLE TIME LEFT TO PUSH THE LIMITS OF YOUR EMPLOYEE DISCOUNT

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WHEN I ANNOUNCE IN A MEETING THAT TODAY IS MY LAST DAY OF WORK FOR THIS YEAR

It actually is! Happy christmas to everyone!