FUCK YOU JAKE TOMASELLO

Let me be your emotional punching bag. Trust me, after all the shit I've been through in my scant 33 years of life, I think that I can take it. Come here for honesty, come here for schadenfreude, come here for some cheap dirty lulz, come all over my hopes and dreams. I keep a warm wet washcloth nearby for that specfic incident. ... Who knows, you might learn something.about me. And perhaps, yourself.

[fuckyoujaketomasello]

So fuck me, right?

Apparently I can be a huge asshole/douchebag/cocksucker on occasion.  So this is my attempt to let you humble me, use me as your punching bag, shit all over my hopes and aspirations, and generally use me as an emotional landfill.   

Also, to keep things fresh and percolating, I will tell you humiliating stories from my past, how I am currently failing at life, and give you a glimpse into my future plans so you can hide in a dark alley along my path, hit me in the back of the kneecaps with a giant purple dildo, steal my clothes, and... do whatever it is you crazy kids do with dildos to people these days.  

I really don't fucking care.  :D  This is the Internet, and apparently, there's a market for this kind of tripe.  

So, my "adoring public", come on in, step right up, and let the proverbial donkey show begin!