#fuckyoujake

[macknsneeze]

Some dumbass boy at school was giving me shit about owning a salt lamp

[bulldog-ss]

Уважение их силе духа! Нам есть чему учиться у этих ребят! Они мотивируют, они делают своё дело и заставляют меня работать, работать и работать. @derekweida ・・・ Digging this tune. Black Mammoth by Fit For An Autopsy. Will probably have it on repeat in an hour while I'm doing back day. Give it a spin and go fuck some shit up today. Not shown in video: Lots of rest during those fucking paralette HSPU. #fuckyoujake

[dafukyouwantbish-blog]

[crowley-gunna-smack-a-bitch]

Literally everyone is going to have killed something at least once in their lifetime.

Be it a flower that you failed to water, Flies that your mother sent you to swat Your ex when he slept with your best friend. Or a beetle that you stepped on in passing.

[fuckyoujaketomasello]

So fuck me, right?

Apparently I can be a huge asshole/douchebag/cocksucker on occasion.  So this is my attempt to let you humble me, use me as your punching bag, shit all over my hopes and aspirations, and generally use me as an emotional landfill.   

Also, to keep things fresh and percolating, I will tell you humiliating stories from my past, how I am currently failing at life, and give you a glimpse into my future plans so you can hide in a dark alley along my path, hit me in the back of the kneecaps with a giant purple dildo, steal my clothes, and... do whatever it is you crazy kids do with dildos to people these days.  

I really don't fucking care.  :D  This is the Internet, and apparently, there's a market for this kind of tripe.  

So, my "adoring public", come on in, step right up, and let the proverbial donkey show begin!  

[juliadunn]

Instagramming the Instagrammers. @morabul @moll_y @mexicanjester #friends #dinner #fuckyoujake (at Shin-Sen-Gumi Hakata Ramen)