So, this one time, pretty recently. I had a dream where there was a tornado in my area, and when going down to my basement, I had brought down three action figures. One of Metal Sonic (I don’t have a Metal Sonic figure), one of Tarn from Transformers (I do have a figure of Tarn), and one of a Transformer that doesn’t exist (similar purple, black, grey, and gold color scheme as Tarn, he was kinda fat, had a snake head in robot mode, and could transform into a snake). I somehow ended up at a restaurant in my city while holding them, and then ended up in the neighborhood I lived in before moving. While there, I killed two (possibly four) people with lightning magic. I found a baby and took it in (the baby is the possible fourth person, the third one I’m just not sure about). Then the dream ended and I feel like a bad person for what I did in that dream. Should I turn myself into the Navy for dream murder?
No, dream murder ain't real murder. What you've done in a dream don't affect who you are as a person.
hey brahhh. you know who it is and if you don’t uhm that’s not my biz yeah?
Idk what to put here
Name: Penguin (obviosuly?)
Age: the big 28
Bday: April 25th (official penguin day omg, isnt that ironic)
Extra bullhonkey: shachi is my main hoe but he dont know that yet/silly. also my name is LITERALLY joe king so i am the jokester
ok tag time ☺️ interact biatches wait crap i forgot what shachis blog is called fuck srry man
@ikk4ku-n4wrwh4l @zoro-r @trafalgar-official @eviltrafalgarlaw @lami-official @laboon-official @heartcrew @bepo-official @sanji-offical @koby-official @surgeonofdeath-law @luffy-offical @redhaired-redhearted @rosinante-official @portgas-official @sabo-offical @koala-official @big-news-morgans @heavenly-yaksha-official @yamatoeingtheline @nami-san-official @namis-pain-in-the-ass @chief-commander @chopper-official @bigmom-official @blacklegged-prince @notgarpthefist-offical @shallitallbesung @sanjiehehe @teach-official @sengoku-official @shakuyaku-official @starclownbuggy @strawhatsnumberone @shatter-proof @fujitora-official @firestormsquad-official uhhh and others i forgot sorry my memory is jacked omg how did I forget my bae @eustass-official im srry eustass I did not mean to forget your likeness
// ooc ^_^
mod is an adult, expect this to be a freaky blog
this Penguin is headcannon heavy 🧡 not sorry
some headcanons for example;
He/him cis guy
Bisexual with women pref
speaks Spanish vaguely
loves swimming and thinks it’s funny to taunt Law about it
Has a MAJOR celebrity crush on Eustass Kid
Okay i think that’s enough thx for reading my spew of bullshit
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