alive in theory

but a passion that large can't survive out of Texas

[fujouppy]

konrad ☆ ≥18 ☆ ⚣ ☆ the patron saint of doomed relationships ☆ pl/en

mage of heart ☆ a dog ☆ yr yangire bf ☆ lc!4lyf ☆ i don't like hs^2

spotify

[boycritter]

this sucks so bad i need to [remembers suicide jokes only worsen my mental health] put on the best talent show this towns ever seen

[boycritter]

guys this post is a big hit on the adolescent psych ward

[birdsagainsthumanity]

Fish in the great lake being like

[birdsagainsthumanity]

Wait shit wrong fucking post

[backatitagainatichirakus]

If his eyeball isn't even in your eye socket then he isn't into you

[gandalfs-mommy-milkers]

hi what the fuck does this mean

[backatitagainatichirakus]

naruto reference

[beneathsilverstars]

tomorrow i have to give my daughter’s pikachu plushie gender-affirming surgery

[beneathsilverstars]

(original tags: she literally had tears in her eyes while she explained that her pikachu had a boy tail shape. i was like hey she can still be a girl. all we know from her body shape is what her body is shaped like. maybe if we asked her she would say that she feels like she’s really a girl. and my kid was like BUT POKEMON CANT TALK 😭😭😭😭 so i was like ‘ok. pikachu. if you want to use he/him say ‘pika’. if you want to use she/her say ‘chu’. and if you want smth else say ‘pikachu’’. and my daughter had her say ‘chu’ and i was like see there you go! now. she doesn’t HAVE to change her tail shape. she can totally be a girl with a rectangle tail. but if she would feel more comfortable with heart shape bc she prefers it, or so that people won’t assume she’s a boy, i can make that happen. so pikachu what do you think? do you want tail surgery? and pikachu agreed enthusiastically! so. plushie gender-affirming surgery first thing tomorrow i guess!)

her results look great, congrats pikachu! 💖⚡️🏳️‍⚧️

[fujouppy]

hugo and loki are sending wax-stamped letters to each other across the english channel like it's the 1800s.

[fujouppy]

which ng11 was most active on musical.ly

sae

loki

kaiser

lorenzo

bunny

hugo

teddy

Remaining time: 6 days 20 hours

i encourage you to think deeply about this

[fujouppy]

i want my chicken and veggies can everyone please vacate my kitchen right this instant.

[dogrotpdf]

how’s that house that raised you?

[fujouppy]

i should post my selection of jun truisms, i need to write the next great jun post.

[fujouppy]

yesterday i had chicken and veggies and today i am having chicken and veggies and, if all goes according to plan, tomorrow i will have chicken and veggies as well.

[fujouppy]

rip bunny iglesias you would have loved labubus

[angu4ty]

i too am on tumblr now

[fujouppy]

you've heard of someone wants to cut a hole in you and fuck you through it, now get ready for someone wants you to cut a hole in them and fuck them through it.

[fujouppy]

naruto shippuden episode 375 'kakashi vs obito'

[fujouppy]

you've heard of someone wants to cut a hole in you and fuck you through it, now get ready for someone wants you to cut a hole in them and fuck them through it.

[knight558]

[poast-bot]

its not reccomended amd probably not legal but in a pinch a coyote can be your plus one to most events

[evilscientist3]

The first ever YTP was made by Jesus and was of a speech by Pontius Pilate. They crucified him because his copy of Sony Vegas, which was strictly controlled by Rome at the time, was pirated

[evilscientist3]

Judas betrayed Jesus for 30 pieces of silver because he wanted his own copy of Sony Vegas and that's how much it cost