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— I know, Uncle. We’ll meet again.
a redraw in honor of atla
me after every conversation: shit they’ll never wanna talk to me again
kind of obsessed with the idea of the rest of the gaang leaving Toph and Zuko to watch over some cooking food and when they come back its burned and Katara starts fuming but Toph and Zuko are like “we’ve never stepped inside a kitchen in our lives and only have one eye between us, if anything it’s your fault”
again, ms. luthor?
reblog if ur old enough to remember those fucking edits of all ur favorite characters styled like the old ipod ads as silhouettes with headphones
these. by the thousands.
There is no love as pure,unconditional and strong as a mother ♥
“Well…maybe he was misunderstood!”
“Yeah, if by misunderstood you mean, an asshole!”
I just died, this killed me
I hate this I hate this I hate this I hate this
My english teacher played the whole song in class once. I think he was trying to describe postmodernism.
Just remember that Mark Hamil showed this to Carrie Fisher and they both couldn’t stop laughing. Its Luke and Leia Approved
blep
boop again
kadabra following you is literally terrifying
1 like = 1 monster date
1 reblog = 1 night w monster
Scroll down = No monster fucking for you
im hoping you mean the energy drink
absolutely not. does this blog look like it endorses sub-par energy drinks? no. this blog promotes getting spit roasted between two demonic hell beasts after fine dining on that sea monster pussy. miss me with that ain’t even shit drink unless it leads me straight into a monster bukakke scene. can’t even begin to imagine a world where I would rather drink that death syrup as opposed to riding that eldritch horror dick. fuck you.
she ra said gay rights!!!
me absolutely plastered at my own wedding with my beautiful wife right beside me
Yet another installment in humans being fuckin weird compared to aliens: humans give blood, organs, and tissue to each other, because our race is built around being able to function under as much stress as possible.
So of course, what do we do when another human will die without something we could live without? We go to our local hospital and undergo trauma to provide them with it, for no compensation.
Sure you might need to eat and drink more, take antibiotics or anti rejection drugs, but hey!
B'ril over there had to wait until HIS race figured out stem cells and lab grown organs, because ALL their organs are vital, and losing a pint of fluid flat out kills them or sends them into shock.
“You… you lost… your toxin filters?”
“Well, we’ve got a few things that do that, but yeah, like… four of them?”
“….Four?”
“Well, counting tonsils.”
“You are… How are you alive, again?”
“You make it sound so weird. I still have two kidneys- One’s synthetic, the other was donated.”
“…….donated?”
“Yeah, my girlfriend was compatible.”
“Donated.”
“….Yeah? Like, we had the same blood type and everything, and she volunteered. What, you guys don’t do that? What do you do when someone needs a liver, or something?”
“We… clone one.”
“Okay, sure, but what did you do before cloning? You didn’t just like, give someone a piece?”
“….. we died? Wait, what do you mean, ‘give someone a piece’?”
“Well, our livers can grow back. You can give someone a piece of yours, and they can grow their own. You guys don’t do that?”
“,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,………..no.”
#organ donation is almost real-life necromancy#reduce reuse recycle except with corpses (via @iron-sulfur-world)
I absolutely adore these ‘humans are the hardiest aliens’ stories.
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satsuki how do i stop the music i’m not good with computers