Yall call yourselves Monster Fuckers, but what about Monster LOVERS??? Where will you be when that toothy tall bastard comes to you with flowers and a ring? You’re just gonna tell them you USED THEM??? Grow up and COMMIT to that monster you COWARDS
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Yall call yourselves Monster Fuckers, but what about Monster LOVERS??? Where will you be when that toothy tall bastard comes to you with flowers and a ring? You’re just gonna tell them you USED THEM??? Grow up and COMMIT to that monster you COWARDS
Dragon Cum
Thick And Creamy
Burns A Bit On The Way Down
You Can Feel It In Your Stomach
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Yall know I have to have this on this blog
Me trying to stay positive and have fun but instead remembering how I don't have a monster lover to absolutely destroy me every night before bed
You know I'm not usually a big werewolf person but lately I have just been thinking about how nice it would be to just cuddle up with a rly soft and large werewolf, like an absolute big floof, I don't care that it's like 95 degrees F here rn I need this
Mothra I feel Snuggle time well expect when in larva stage cause baby and ppppppppppppisssssssed Mothra on Humanity: I threw one... EHHH some of us have it comming
I would love to snuggle up into Mothra. She’s just so fluffy! And since she’s a kaiju, you would totally sink into the fuzz. I love it.
Larva Stage might not be best for cuddles, but you could always pat her head!
Also tbh when I was watching the movie I was like … yeah what’s wrong with letting giant cool ass monsters rule the Earth lol. Literal dream. (except, it would suck to be stepped on and you know. die)
Quick review of Godzilla King of Monsters
All the kaiju were sexy
Kick human characters out of Godzilla films 2k19
Mothzilla? Good
💀, 🤖, 🤡?
Thank you so much for the ask!!
💀 - Who was the first monster you ever fell for?
So I know I’ve joked about it a lot, but for real as a little kid I had the weirdest thing for Godzilla. I had never seen any movies, but I owned Godzilla sheets and I drew him all the time. When I first started using the internet I also started watching old Godzilla clips. I remember distinctly being like 9 or 10? and seeing a clip from an older Godzilla movie where he picked someone up and thinking “I wish that were me…”. When I finally watched some movies, I always felt so sad in the ones where he was defeated. Took me forever to realize it was a crush tho!
🤖 - Are you into robophilia as well? If so, who is your favorite robot/robot design?
Absolutely! Robots are so cool, from the extremel human like androids to just completely out there designs. My favorite designs of any robot though are the EVAS from NGE, particularly EVA Unit-01! They are so iconic, but also there’s that underlying unnerving atmosphere (just like the show in that respect).
🤡 - What are your thoughts on more humanoid monsters?
I’m a little split on them honestly! On one hand, I’m a huge sucker for half human monsters like Nagas and Centaurs, and in general I have a very broad view on what constitutes as a monster (honestly, any character with a fairly creepy design, even if they mostly look human, can pretty much do it for me). On the other hand though, I don’t always look at even super monsterous human-like characters and see them as monsters! For example, even though I love horror movies, I wouldn’t consider all villains in them monsters. I would say that say, Freddy Krueger or Jason Voorhees would count because they are a dream demon/spirit and zombie respectively, but Michael Myers wouldn’t count because he’s literally just A Dude, there’s nothing supernatural in the slightest… I suppose my criteria for Sexy Monster is that there has to be a supernatural/paranormal/fantastical element involved, in which case I am good to go!
(God I revealed that I am the world’s biggest nerd here lol)
Why do Bigfoot hunters try to lure him with a mating call? Do they have a game plan for if a squatch comes barreling toward them out of the woods full tilt with a raging boner?
what the fuck do you think the point of finding Bigfoot is
The Shape of Forests (2019) dir. Guillermo Del Toro
i think you mean the shape of wood
FFXIV Dragons
Midgardsormr
Twintania
Bahamut
Vishap
Nidhogg
Hraesvelgr
Shinryu
Hydra
Rathalos
Terato Ask Game
💀 - Who was the first monster you ever fell for?
🤖 - Are you into robophilia as well? If so, who is your favorite robot/robot design?
👻 - What's your ideal monster lover like?
👽 - Would you ever want to visit an alien planet? What would you like this planet to be like?
👾 - Do you have any other kinks that relate back to teratophilia?
🦄 - Do you prefer more fantasy based monsters or more horror based monsters?
☠ - Do you have any monsters/monster types that you dislike?
🤡 - What are your thoughts on more humanoid monsters?
🎃 - How did you first discover teratophilia?
☻ - Talk about one of your monster OCs!
😈 - Share a monster related fantasy~
I kinda wanna make one of those ask memes, but of course have it be monster related...
=LE CHAT=
cant wait to go see the new Godzilla movie and see my first tru love up on the big screen....
Here’s a lovely commission for @issamorg
Of their character Asteria and @s1eepingatlast ’s character Anbu!
It was a joy drawing these two!
Thanks for the commission!
Fun things to do with ur dragon s/o
1. Fly on their back above all the villages in the land
2. Cuddle with them in a nice cave in front of a fire
3. Get double penetrated by their two enormous cocks
4. Look for gold together