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Yall call yourselves Monster Fuckers, but what about Monster LOVERS??? Where will you be when that toothy tall bastard comes to you with flowers and a ring? You’re just gonna tell them you USED THEM??? Grow up and COMMIT to that monster you COWARDS

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Dragon Cum

Thick And Creamy

Burns A Bit On The Way Down

You Can Feel It In Your Stomach

If these descriptors don’t make the drink sound worthy of the name “Dragon Cum,” then, well, you’re probably not the same level of Furry Trash that I am. All the same, if you like sweet drinks, are a fan of sipping, or are just a culinary or alcoholic explorer, Dragon Cum may be worth a shot! It’s pretty straight-forward. 1 part Fireball cinnamon whiskey, paired with one part Hazelnut Coffee Creamer, and you have the most basic variant. You could always mix it up, use a different kind of creamer, say, cinnamon roll, and find yourself perhaps with Red Dragon Cum, or perhaps use Rumchata instead of Coffee Creamer, and find yourself with the exceptionally potent Elder Dragon Cum. Lot of possibilities here, but basically, this is my new favorite drink, I have a new camera, and this is all very silly. Enjoy!

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Yall know I have to have this on this blog

#alcohol #dragons #not even joking I might try this

Me trying to stay positive and have fun but instead remembering how I don't have a monster lover to absolutely destroy me every night before bed

#shitpost #monster lover #monster bf #monster gf #terato #exo #its 4am and im sad

You know I'm not usually a big werewolf person but lately I have just been thinking about how nice it would be to just cuddle up with a rly soft and large werewolf, like an absolute big floof, I don't care that it's like 95 degrees F here rn I need this

#werewolf #monster lover #terato #monster boyfriend #monster girlfriend

Mothra I feel Snuggle time well expect when in larva stage cause baby and ppppppppppppisssssssed Mothra on Humanity: I threw one... EHHH some of us have it comming

I would love to snuggle up into Mothra. She’s just so fluffy! And since she’s a kaiju, you would totally sink into the fuzz. I love it.

Larva Stage might not be best for cuddles, but you could always pat her head!

Also tbh when I was watching the movie I was like … yeah what’s wrong with letting giant cool ass monsters rule the Earth lol. Literal dream. (except, it would suck to be stepped on and you know. die)

#asks #godzilla #godzilla king of monsters

Quick review of Godzilla King of Monsters

All the kaiju were sexy

Kick human characters out of Godzilla films 2k19

Mothzilla? Good

#godzilla #godzilla king of monsters #mothra #lit. unless we having a human kaiju romance I dont want petty human drama in my giant monster movie flicks bye #good movie though! the monster stuff was amazing

💀, 🤖, 🤡?

Thank you so much for the ask!!

💀 - Who was the first monster you ever fell for?

So I know I’ve joked about it a lot, but for real as a little kid I had the weirdest thing for Godzilla. I had never seen any movies, but I owned Godzilla sheets and I drew him all the time. When I first started using the internet I also started watching old Godzilla clips. I remember distinctly being like 9 or 10? and seeing a clip from an older Godzilla movie where he picked someone up and thinking “I wish that were me…”. When I finally watched some movies, I always felt so sad in the ones where he was defeated. Took me forever to realize it was a crush tho!

🤖 - Are you into robophilia as well? If so, who is your favorite robot/robot design?

Absolutely! Robots are so cool, from the extremel human like androids to just completely out there designs. My favorite designs of any robot though are the EVAS from NGE, particularly EVA Unit-01! They are so iconic, but also there’s that underlying unnerving atmosphere (just like the show in that respect).

🤡 - What are your thoughts on more humanoid monsters?

I’m a little split on them honestly! On one hand, I’m a huge sucker for half human monsters like Nagas and Centaurs, and in general I have a very broad view on what constitutes as a monster (honestly, any character with a fairly creepy design, even if they mostly look human, can pretty much do it for me). On the other hand though, I don’t always look at even super monsterous human-like characters and see them as monsters! For example, even though I love horror movies, I wouldn’t consider all villains in them monsters. I would say that say, Freddy Krueger or Jason Voorhees would count because they are a dream demon/spirit and zombie respectively, but Michael Myers wouldn’t count because he’s literally just A Dude, there’s nothing supernatural in the slightest… I suppose my criteria for Sexy Monster is that there has to be a supernatural/paranormal/fantastical element involved, in which case I am good to go!

(God I revealed that I am the world’s biggest nerd here lol)

#asks #monsters #terato #also that last gif got me good

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#dragons #art #aww cute #this is the dream

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Why do Bigfoot hunters try to lure him with a mating call? Do they have a game plan for if a squatch comes barreling toward them out of the woods full tilt with a raging boner?