My Fucked Up Sexual Thoughts

NSFW! Simply put, these are the thoughts that float through my fucked up head when I look at these pictures. All reblogged from other tumblrs. . On Oahu and looking for some action? Message me. We'll meet up.

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This will probably be my last post.
Goodbye loyal fans!

[elbori1975-deactivated20180414]

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Jesus! I knew my "bro" told me he'd get me anything if I came back from the war alive, but I never expected him to give me his little sister!! (Shit, she looks good!!)

[officeerotic]

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Everybody else saw her as a dry, used up matron, but not I. I knew there was a fiery sexpot hidden underneath those conservative smocks she used to wear.

Every day ever since I hired her, her skirts have gotten shorter and shorter, and now she is insisting I give her “on-call hours.”

In case I need to call her for any late night “business emergencies.”

[fukt-up]

"You make an interesting proposal, Ms. Cox-Zucker. That is actually one of the prerequisites to an empty spot in our corporation. This would, of course, be a promotion that comes with full healthcare, but you would have to make yourself FULLY AVAILABLE for traveling with me on any business trip. Why don't you come in my office and we can discuss if this is a position you'd like to be in. Or what positions you might want to pursue."

[elbori1975-deactivated20180414]

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"Yes. I expect you to suck my dick here. Now!"

[touchmyspot]

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She told the genie she wanted any person at her work who hated on her racially to have to satisfy her every whim.

Now these bitches come to her house every night after work and refuse to leave until their jaws are too tired to work anymore.

And they're getting better! They can actually tag team her all night now!!

[lustygirllovely]

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Her heart raced. She was ready to take her bestiality fetish to a whole new level!!

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Last night I got so drunk I passed out while eating the pussy.

[theobserverman-deactivated20160]

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"This stall's busy, come back in 15 minutes!"

[chillypepperhothothot]

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My little sister laughed when I told her that my wedding present to her was to get 15 of my friends to run a train on her... Until the 1st car pulled into the driveway.

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My GOD!! Every time my buddy leaves the room when I come over to play PlayStation his mother starts complaining about her bra and shifting her boobs around. I don't even think she's wearing a bra!

[officeerotic]

[fukt-up]

Everybody else saw her as a dry, used up matron, but not I. I knew there was a fiery sexpot hidden underneath those conservative smocks she used to wear.

Every day ever since I hired her, her skirts have gotten shorter and shorter, and now she is insisting I give her “on-call hours.”

In case I need to call her for any late night “business emergencies.”

[brutally-used-meat]

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They knew I hated him, but to my friends that didn’t matter. I was about to get married and I had never had a big dick, let alone a dick that big.

So they held me down. And through my protests they laughed as he pushed his huge cock into me. What I didn’t know was that he was a marathon triathlete and they had given him Viagra. By morning time my pussy was broken. My fidelity in shambles, and now I had to make sure to fuck my soon-to-be husband as many times as possible to ensure that a) I forgot about the better sex I now knew was available and b) he thought that any baby conceived tonight was his.

I frankly didn’t know whose cum my pussy was more full of!

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THAT’S what I imagine when I imagine Venus coming out of the water!

[biglove2016]

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She knows damn well she takes my cock between her tits and then down her throat or she gets the paddle.

[elbori1975-deactivated20180414]

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What did I learn while traveling through Europe?

How women say, "Fuck me!" in 13 different languages

[thethirddeadlysin]

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With an ass like that can you blame The Joker?

[onegirlisnotenough-ffm]

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She got too drunk and threw up on the couch last night, but my wife don’t mind. So long as she makes it up to us in the morning!