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sleepy-bebby

Num Num Cat TikTok Chain

fernlom

ohhhh that finish

lacrimalis

you guys have NO idea how frustrated i am knowing those finisher lyrics are ORIGINAL FOR THIS TIKTOK and i CANT listen to this 20s speakeasy lounge sounding ass motherfucker just spit lyrical subjugation for whole albums at a time

#important

sweetoothgirl

Sprinkle Party Blondies

#recipe

sweetoothgirl

triple berry trifle

#recipe

vintageinstepford

This is my cat, Brigitte.

24 hours after I brought her home, I got a mindblowing job offer. Since I adopted her nine years ago, my life has become an amusement park. She has brought me good luck ever since I took her into my home.

I’m telling you, there’s something about this animal. Good fortune follows her everywhere.

I don’t want to be selfish. I have everything I need and then some. So, I’m sharing her with you.

Reblog Brigitte and you’ll receive fantastic news in the next 24 hours.

And when you do, please remember to help your local SPCA and support them in the difficult work they do for wonder animals like Brigitte. Any donation helps your SPCA, even if it’s just five bucks.

Kitties like Brigitte are counting on you to give back when they bring you good luck.

Thanks, and congratulations on your good news!

raining-skies

we out here spreading those Lucky Cat Vibes™®

curlsandstems

They DID that!!!

ariestess

It took me about 15 seconds in to realize what was happening in this vid, but the second I did, I legit came. This is… I got chills and got so much validation for my theories about tap and pretty much any genre of music here…

thechanelmuse

Syncopated Ladies stay killin it.

maniacalmole

My goals for old age are somewhere between this lady:

And this gentleman:

avengers-posts

queefybuttcheeks

sumtimes u jus gotta accept da fact that u emotionall n sof!!!!

bogappreciation

Hey you. Yeah. You with the nervous system.

Ever gotten stung by a bee? Bitten by a spider that had some pain juice in its bitey parts? Brushed against some stinging nettle? Had a mosquito suck your lifejuice from your body and leave a present behind?

This is your time. Yes, indeed. In this post, I shall empower you to pick a leaf off the ground…. and chew it up. And spit it back out. Onto yourself.

[Disclaimer: if you get bitten by something real bad, do not pick a leaf off the ground. Pick up a phone. Call an ambulance. Go to the doctor.]

Have you ever seen

THIS WEED?

It grows in many places. It is your friend. It wants to help you. Sometimes it is big, sometimes it is small. It is called

Broadleaf Plantain

Broadleaf Plantain is edible, click the link if you don’t believe me, do your own research, it is 100% non toxic. Although it tastes real bad. Don’t eat it, unless you want to, I guess.

Grows all over. Which is good. Now getting to the spitting-on-yourself part.

Broadleaf Plantain

has healing properties! According to Wikipedia which is not a reliable source according to all my teachers, the active chemical constituents are aucubin (an anti-microbial agent), allantoin (which stimulates cellular growth and tissue regeneration), and mucilage (which reduces pain and discomfort).

I just plagiarized. Sorry Mr. Stearns.

Okay so on the not-wikipedia front, this has helped me with

a spider bite

a bee sting

a burn

blisters

stinging nettle

mosquito bites

The bee sting was today, on the bottom of my foot, and I used it and bam was walking (with only a tad bit of discomfort) within 10 minutes. 5-10 but I don’t want false advertisement

Mosquito bites? I was hanging with some family in the mountains and the mosquitoes were EVERYWHERE and everyone was getting bitten. And I was like, I know a plant

But! I wasn’t sure if it grew around there. So I looked, made no promises, found a bunch of scrawny lil buggers growing in the gravel. “you don’t need your leaves,” I said, and stole them.

Okay so. So. spitting on yourself. Let’s get there. Do you know what a poultice is? No? Okay here’s what:

it’s mushed up plants that serves a purpose. The purpose of plantain, as I said earlier, is to stop those damn bug bites from being so itchy and/or painful.

There are two ways to make a poultice: get get leaf, put on rock, add a bit of water, and mash into tiny tiny mush, or the more convenient version:

CHEW IT UP! STICK THAT MOFO IN YOUR MOUTH AND CHEW! YOU NEED NO WATER, YOU HAVE SALIVA! YOU NEED NO ROCKS, YOU HAVE MOLARS!

Then once it’s nice and ground up get that plant out of your mouth and slap it on the bug bite. It should be pretty moist (the juices are what help so much) but not so much that it’s going to drip off you. It should kinda stick. Use another leaf, or tape or something to keep it there if need be.

Does it look kinda like this? Great! Ya done did it!

(Thank you Scott from the Grow Network for this picture of a hand, presumably yours)

With those mosquito bites I mentioned, it reduced swelling the size of a quarter in about 20 minutes! The guests loved it! You get real popular because you saved them from pain! I used the “styrofoam plate, knife, add water, try your best” method for them because saliva was a big no no and everyone wanted it real hygienic. Don’t fool yourself. Saliva itself has slight antimicrobial properties so it’s for the best, anyway.

Haven’t seen that plant? Well have you seen

Narrowleaf Plantain?

Narrowleaf Plantain has the same properties and it looks like this:

Young man, there’s no need to feel down

I said young man, chew a leaf off the ground

The next time you get bitten by one of mother nature’s beautiful creatures, I hope you feel empowered to pick a leaf off the ground and spit it back onto yourself.

This has been a public service announcement

thehoneybeewitch

Excellent!!!

ironinkpen

concept: after a few meetings, miles’ dad finally realizes that spiderman is like. a kid. and not even like a college kid, an actual, legitimate, “thinks dropping his voice actually disguises it” child. after his freak out (he went up against king pin but he’s so small?? rio he said he loved me he’s a baby-) he becomes very determined To Stop Spiderman (From Hurting Himself), but since the kid’s so slippery he mostly just… dads at him from the sidelines, yells encouragements and backs him up in fights and asks him if he’s okay afterwards between lectures on vigilantism and also do your parents know where you are young man? and at some point the double parenting starts to confuse miles and he accidentally calls him dad to his face while in the spiderman suit without even noticing. but jefferson notices and is like. Ah. My Child Now. and Operation: Stop Spiderman turns into Operation: Adopt Spiderman. so anyway he’s currently trying to figure out how to ask miles if he’d be okay with having a brother and miles is currently trying to figure out how to tell his own father that he can’t actually adopt him

ampervadasz

whiskey-throttle-x-deactivated2

🤣🤣🤣🤣

tenebris-sapere

@instructor144 @pheebs-journey

lykoian

the pitch of someone’s voice is not an indicator of their gender, goodbye

newtype-newhalf-deactivated2017

yeah it is, dummy. everyone knows theres only 4 genders, alto, tenor, soprano, and bass.

khulem-deactivated20181203

please stop baritone erasure

goth-miss-piggy

#mezzosporanosmatter

voidbat

freddie mercury: confirmed for gender overlord.

roger-taylor-owns-my-wigg

I’ve seen that picture a lot of times and still gives me chills

what-do-the-stars-hide

I don’t actually know any shit about music but this looks like some wild shit

thank you freddie for being freddie

flowersfrombefore

I know some shit about vocal ranges and this is indeed some wild shit my friend

in-fi-ni-deactivated20181203

engagement rings ranked by their ability to break someone’s nose

a pretty standard arrangement for engagement rings. a raised stone is better than nothing. 3/10

a lovely, simple, elegant wedding band. a classic anybody would be pleased to get married with. useless in a fight. 0/10

huge. tacky. kinda pretty tho. but look at that raised diamond in the center. you could easily break someone’s tooth with this. 7/10

also huge and tacky. at first glance you’d think the rounded edge might not cause much damage but look at how those rows of diamonds are raised in the second view. you could really rip up someone’s face. 9/10

this one is almost elegant. no sharp edges, but it’s solidly built. you would cause more damage with the ring on than off, which is a solid basis for choosing an engagement ring. 5/10

a lovely design, i enjoy open filigree. however im not sure how said filigree would stand up to the impact of being slammed into someone’s face. 2/10

the twisting design is pretty, but im not entirely sure that socking someone in the jaw wouldnt break off those stones. it looks somewhat reinforced but do you really want to leave the Punching Power of your engagement ring up to chance? i wouldnt. two raised stones tho. 6/10, pending experimentation

HAHAHAHA holy shit. thats Five raised stones, with reinforced prongs, for maximum damage at any angle. i highly recommend this ring both for its sapphire centerpiece and its capacity for causing pain. 10/10

there’s not even a stone, its just gold which aint exactly the hardest metal in the world. just fucking stay home if you’re not going to take this seriously.

optimysticals

*jeweler voice*

That filigree you gave 2/10? much sturdier than the filigree tacky rings… Trust me. Those are super hollow and light on the settings so that they aren’t too heavy or expensive. (and so they don’t roll on your finger)

Also worth noting:

White gold = sturdier than yellow gold (which is why most prongs are in white)

Now, if you want a ring that’ll hold up to socking someone in the nose, may I suggest 10kt white gold (hardest of gold options, sturdier than silver, and more reasonable than platinum)