Awkwardness at its Finest

If you've read the title, I'm awkward, and I'm not too proud, but whatever. I'm also 18, live in Connecticut, and my name's Jake. There's more in the About Me section below. You'll find funny, gaming, and, rarely, serious posts. Enjoy your stay, and feel...

[dutchstore]

My fave song by drake & posh

[fullmetal-sheikah]

How do you pronounce uhatanatikaunewiakopukoveloticaterionaswaptinkoauouiuieloetoreyunasitnshakklsdhditngksientnaolsajdfhbskfabitnelnswlfahofhiothelfahfiuaghfiuahfjbfkasbfiuafbakjfbebskbfkwfbtaiwrhhfrkwfkawbgfrawhfiawhrfkawbfiuwfbaiwufbiubfakbiufbgawukfgiuwgfiugfuiiiwgfiuwfiwacagewtgfnsfkhaeifffuckntkergbliefguemdlgk?

http://www.ispeech.org/text.to.speech?link=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.ispeech.org%2Ftext.to.speech%3Fvoice%3Dusenglishfemale%26action%3Dconvert%26speed%3D0%26text%3Duhatanatikaunewiakopukoveloticaterionaswaptinkoauouiuieloetoreyunasitnshakklsdhditngksientnaolsajdfhbskfabitnelnswlfahofhiothelfahfiuaghfiuahfjbfkasbfiuafbakjfbebskbfkwfbtaiwrhhfrkwfkawbgfrawhfiawhrfkawbfiuwfbaiwufbiubfakbiufbgawukfgiuwgfiugfuiiiwgfiuwfiwacagewtgfnsfkhaeifffuckntkergbliefguemdlgk%253F

[fullmetal-sheikah]

What is love?

Love is a variety of different feelings, states, and attitudes that ranges from interpersonal affection ("I love my mother") to pleasure ("I loved that meal"). It can refer to an emotion of a strong attraction and personal attachment. It can also be a virtue representing human kindness, compassion, and affection—"the unselfish loyal and benevolent concern for the good of another". It may also describe compassionate and affectionate actions towards other humans, one's self or animals.also baby don’t hurt me.

[shencomix]

The ultimate victory.

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[nflstreet-deactivated20180710]

[somarysueme]

This is it.  This is everything you need to know about what goes on at anime conventions. 

[browningtons-1-deactivated20150]

Playing smash one on one like

[beef-princess-deactivated201507]

if you close your eyes right before the train hits, your brain will think that you have died. some people find calmness in this.

[gifteddysfunction]

This Key and Peele skit about bullying needs to be taken seriously….

[damxrosa-deactivated20160910]

The truth be like.

[burnbuster]

[zerust]

[triforce-princess]

[fullmetal-sheikah]

This motherfucker

[fullmetal-sheikah]

Those 4th grade memories.

[stripedsweater]

[sasstrid-and-dorkcup]

this entire episode is a treasure.

[nerdymelly]

I get emotionally attached to anyone nice to me and scare them away. That is my problem.

[thestonemask]

When people tell you how you should run your life. When people try to tell you who you are, what you can be, or what you’re allowed to be. When people feel so entitled to your life that they try to dictate every single thing you do so that it fits their convenience.

[riseabovedefeat]

People with anxiety:

Know the worry is irrational

Want to calm down but can’t

Hate the fact that breathing feels like you are trying to breathe rocks instead of air

Feel like they are drowning and suffocating.  Telling them to just take a breath and calm down doesnt help.

Want to stop shaking but can’t control their limbs.

Just plain feel horrible and embarrassed.

[pointless-curse-nonsense-verse]

Now I kinda understand anxiety from my friends a little

[pythe-was-here]

So I wore this dress to school today, and almost all my teachers talk to me about it, luckily, I didn’t get in trouble. As you can see it’s open at the top, showing my upper chest. I brought a denim jacket with me, but I couldn’t wear it in 80F weather.

I wanted to talk to you guys about one of my teachers in particular. I was sitting in class reading, not wearing the jacket. She publicly called me out on it and said, “it’s distracting for the boys if you wear that. You’re impairing their learning.” I just kinda sat there, feeling my face get hot because of the publicity of the comment. After a little while, I still didn’t have my jacket on. She asked me again to put it on. I then asked why. She answered with the same thing. I then proceeded to stand up and say, “Then stop acting like it’s okay for boys to look, It’s 80 degrees, I’m not wearing that jacket.” The rest of the class was silent, then a couple girls, and some boys started clapping.

I thought I’d share that with you, because no one else will listen to me.

[knucklehead--mcspazatron]

good for you. you’re freakin adorable!