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introduced my mom to pirating websites now she’s watched “so many movies I haven’t seen in years! for free!” and she wants me to “tell your internet followers about this!”

narwhalsarefalling

she does want me to warn you “don’t click on those ads with the very pretty ladies!” and that “please tell those lesbians on the internet not to fall for it!”

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snorlax got dat WAGON

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imagine water didnt reflect shit n was clear always and you could look at the ocean from above and see literally every huge fucky looking thing that lives in it no matter how deep. you fly over the pacific once and never sleep again for the rest of your life. its really the little things that make this planet habitable huh

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“girls who say ‘dude’ and ‘bro’ a lot are a huge turnoff for men” promise? pinkie fuckin promise?

Good and pure

Bruh this blew my other eyes clean open

wombshaker

“Upload your resumé in PDF format”

“Now type out your work experience, even though you just fucking uploaded your resumé”

“While you’re at it, type out your education too, even though it’s on the fucking resumé as well”

wombshaker

“Great, now fill out this questionnaire too. It’ll only take 20-30 minutes! If we decide not to hire you, we won’t even give you the courtesy of an automated email telling you you’re not the right fit!”

cat-memes-only

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Am I having a stroke?

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I gasped

annikuh

when Gordon Ramsay is in town so I try the restaurant he’s at & he comes into the dining room saying “ladies and gentlemen, if I could have your attention for one minute”

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Yes I have a nightly routine it’s called being Insane in my room till I pass out

tempestpaige

just saw “this show is bad because nobody will write fanfiction about this character of color” placed as a legitimate take. i don’t say this often but.....please go outside.

tempestpaige

please say sike

freeewheeling

I ain’t watching anything I can’t ship the characters of either tbqh

entertainment nowadays is shit

at least the shipping somewhat engages me

silenthill

Please go outside.

thisistemporaryiguess

unclefather

slopaganda

harry potter is so funny they really just categorized 11-yr-olds as either jocks, nerds, betas, or ethnonationalists

thecybersmith

Will Yanks please stop acting like this is weird? Yes, that is how most Scottish high schools work. Uniforms, houses, and Prefects (the terminology varies, in my school they were called House Captains) aren’t some wild quirky thing JK Rowling made up, it’s just how education is done here. Not every culture is the same as yours.

slopaganda

the more you know! I wasn’t aware there were irl schools with houses themed around racial purity. british culture is so fascinating!