Sing! Dance! Oasis Maker!

"A haven within the hot sands, a never-ending feast."

[selveristsaatan]

Kalim after kidnapping

[medicine-san]

I want to draw kalitsum, I want to draw maidlim, I want to learn colouring-

Me asf:

[vanilla-poisons]

ANOTHER THING-

Once Kalim and Jamil start dating, Jamil starts being softer to Kalim in private a little but then immediately has to tone it down because Kalim would definitely like it slip and if Floyd and Ace learned of the cheesy cute mushy things going on he would be teased until he fucking died. In fact those fuckers would haunt him even if Jamil was the one who was a ghost. The embarrassing anecdotes would be bound to his soul.

Get fucked Jamil everyone and their mother knows you love and treasure your boyfriend. Everyone knows your crimes of snuggling. We are going to post your cringey texts on Twitter dot com. We are going to hang your lovey dovey deeds in the town square. Get loved and appreciated in a romantic relationship with the most perfect guy ever IDIOT.

[vanilla-poisons]

Unfortunately I’m a sucker for those times in canon where a character intentionally messes with Kalim a little to make Jamil suffer. It’s really funny to me.

In fact new genre we should add where now since Kalim is learning tm after book 4 whenever someone tries to pull this Kalim is trying to politely steer the topic away or avoid the situation to spare Jamil and Jamil is like internally thinking this is actually worse because now hes being humiliated by Kalim trying to make this better

Ruggie: oh Kalim aren’t you going to have a feast this Saturday~ you always hold them at the end of a test week.

Kalim: Oh totally I-(remembers book 4) errr uhh actually I was thinking maybe I’d hold back on the amount of feasts. I don’t want to force Jamil to do all that cooking. Last time we had those back to back tests and feasts he fell asleep on me. He even dropped a little it was gross :)

Ruggie: oh it’s a shame he can’t handle it :( lack of stamina and strength can’t be helped. But my poor stomach man I always look forward to these. Well I guess if Jamil is too weak and tired-

Jamil: someone shoot me in the head with a gun right now please

[vanilla-poisons]

I love it when Jamil is surprised about some fact about Kalim. Mr knows everything about Kalim slowly realizing he doesn’t know shit. They were super close in Kalim’s mind and Jamil’s in a sense but in reality it’s more complicated. So there’s very well stuff that has happened to Kalim or just aspects of his person Jamil doesn’t know. Unlike a normal person who wouldn’t be bothered by this, it irritates the fuck out of Jamil lowkey and he’s kinda irritated at Kalim for never mentioning something about it earlier meanwhile Kalim is like “you really wanted me to tell you that I don’t really like mauve???” Or “I didn’t think it was important to mention I’ve been to a ballet before?” Like it’s some minor ass shit but Jamil is peeved for no goddamn reason and god forbid someone else knew before him.

Person A: oh hey do you think Kalim would like this?

Jamil: Kalim would be happy with this probably-

Leona: are you stupid he dislikes wearing *insert color* clothing?

Jamil: what

Leona: yeah it’s because of *insert memory/anecdote Kalim never shared with Jamil*

Haunting humiliating he needs to kill Kalim everyone and then himself. Jamil takes so much pride in being smart and good at watching over Kalim. The concept of him overlooking something is gonna bother him in the back of his mind forever. Like the tiniest of rocks permanently trapped in his shoes.

Again it’s important to me that the detail is the most dumb petty small thing. Jamil of course would know basic things like Kalim’s favorite colors and allergies and most stories Kalim commonly shares with everyone. But fuck Jamil you didn’t even know he dislikes the texture of sherpa blankets? Wowwwwww

Or actually maybe it could be even less basic because Jamil lowkey does not know as much about Kalim sometimes. Like actually do you know his favorite color Jamil??

Guards shatter that man’s security and self confidence

[orphaenus]

JamiKali comedy where a student makes it obvious they are lowkey into Jamil (i guess bonus points if they are a noble/wealthy?) and Kalim doesn't mind! He's quite supportive and even teases Jamil about it, plays a little matchmaker on the side because his best friend deserves the best (so why not a young, rich guy who can take care of him)! Like he is fully blissfully enjoying the situation while a problem arises because Jamil is like "i am NOT into this dude because UNFORTUNATELY i am into YOU".

It's a strange misunderstanding because Kalim is convinced Jamil likes this guy and like their no1 supporter while Jamil is going through the five stages of grief because he does not want to confess to Kalim yet but can he like not try and leave Jamil with this student alone every 5 mins??? Its awkward as fuck!

[babycatglimmer]

I want to take Jami angst more serious, but everytime I see I iust remember that he is not the revolucionary people act like he is, and he had the literal "the dream of the oppressed is become the oppressor". Leona and Ruggie wants to change the system, Jamil wants to be in the top of the system.

Like I REALLY want to read Angst with him and feel his pain, but I cannot take fully serious because he (this is a canon characteristic of him) doesn't take anyone but his own suffering serious. He was telling Kalim basic to suck it up about the kidnaps and poison shits because it is "his job as a heir", so when I see fanfic with him being poison and blah I just mentally "well it is your job as the poison taster" and then I feel bad KSKSKSKSK I SWEAR I DON'T HATE HIM I JUST CANNOT TAKE THIS PART SERIOUSLY

[crabanarchy]

I can tell my evil advisor has been feeling down lately so I've been pretending to take big sips from his cursed chalice and then roaming the palace grounds groaning and clutching my abdomen. Lowkey I know it's deceptive but I can tell it's really cheering him up. I heard him evilly cackle for the first time in weeks. WIBTA if I keep doing this

[lizzienoodles]

guy who's having gauzy idealized wife flashbacks for the whole adventure but it turns out she isn't dead or anything he just really misses her and wants to get home

[hamu-twst]

i dont know how to explain this in general. i can explain the second one though

also here. have fic i wrote of jamil at their divorce proceedings. i dont know how to explain this either. i love this ship very much and this is just how it manifests sometimes i guess.

[daily-out-of-context-twst]

[orphaenus]

you ever think with how much Kalim is around his siblings sometimes that the younger ones just think he's their dad

somewhere at there a tiny Asim baby is calling Kalim baba and i think thats adorable

[crazysodomite]

guy who only experienced torture: this reminds me of the torture i went through

guy who only experienced torture: i don't like this because it's too unlike the torture

guy who only experienced torture: i'm afraid of not being tortured

[hamatos4ever]

One of my favorite parts of the Octotrio is the fact that Azul isn’t lying or misinterpreting their relationship when he says that the Tweels would drop him the moment he became boring to them. But they still care about each other. Their care comes from the fact that Azul will never be boring to the Tweels. For Jade and Floyd, who almost always prioritize entertainment in everything, their love will always be directed at things that can keep their attention. That’s why they love Azul and won’t ever leave him. He will never be boring to them, and that’s why they care.

[enchantedbook]

"La Belle Dame sans Merci"

Illustration for the poem by John Keats, by Lancelot Speed. 1891

[soppingwetratboy]

Best sex position is guy who’s not there but is fundamental to everything

[violetixdigo]

jamil is a multi-faceted snake boy who wants to be the best in everything and keep it in tip-top shape, if he wants to practice his "chuu-chuus" on the side in case of a rat emergency, let him have this if nothing else