Absolute Absurdity

This is where I mostly just reblog nintendo stuff and whatever else I'm currently hyperfixated on. @just-jokes is my main blog but I hardly post there. @pink-and-round is my sideblog specifically for kirby.

[vityrady]

Boiled peanuts at this point is a fashion statement

[sawed-on-shotgun]

hello my name is Stray Hair snd my big dream is to play the itsy bitsy spider on broadway. doyou mind if i practice on the side of your head.

[lakevida]

complimented a womans clear raincoat this morning and she said Well i feel like a sandwich

[technofeudalism]

being a pervert used to mean something. it used to require a smidgen of creativity and effort. in the past, you would have to commission your local internet deviant if you wanted feet content of video game characters. now your fetish is packaged and sold to you via micro transactions linked to your apple pay. capitalism is a blight.

[theonion]

Cat Ownership Linked To Schizophrenia

A meta-analysis of existing research found that cat owners had an increased risk of schizophrenia-related disorders, concluding that those exposed to cats had twice the likelihood of developing psychosis. What do you think?

[antotheclownest]

Random spookers

[pansyfemme]

close your eyes and imagine freshly roasted root vegetables perfectly seasoned and crispy as far as the eye can see

[nighttimepatrons]

Sam trying to get Frodo to take one more step

[nighttimepatrons]

Sam psychologically tormenting Gollum

[rustingbridges]

I like to fuck around and waste time for at least ~6-10 hours per day, and let me tell you, that really puts some pressure on your schedule. you have no idea how busy I am

[hg-sailorstar]

Paper Slay The Princess.

[boo-topia]

Pride

[crazysodomite]

If you're younger than 50 years there are termite queens who are older than you

[rifki16]

happy pride to them

[seo2909]

copycat

[junebird24]

Kirby's Dreamland 3: Abridged Version

[laterkiss]

happy pride to my favourite post on reddit

[antotheclownest]

Random spookers

[isawken]

going over to my minimalist girlfriend’s house and she apologizes profusely for the mess and there’s just a single perfect, fresh pea on the floor of her living room

[bluelois]

Blue Lois

[isawken]

can i help you

[redmarge]

Red Marge

[isawken]

jesus christ. I Am Under Fucking Attack

[worldheritagepostorganization]

World Heritage Post

[isawken]

i deserve a medal for this post. not because i was particularly funny but because i survived an onslaught of nearly one hundred gimmick blogs in the wake of this post popping off, and the fact that i didn’t try to track any of them down and snuff them out with my bare hands is a testament to my immeasurable strength and should be rewarded. at one point i had “the official letter h” add on to this post. you wanna know that blog’s gimmick? the really funny and original and worthwhile gimmick the official letter h blog had? yep you guessed it they just gave me the god damned letter H and then fucked off. only jesus knows the suffering i endured over that harsh winter, and he wept for me

[local-toaster]