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ok now that i'm back i'm gonna tag with alter emojis so:

🩸 Iris she/her

🌌 Yarrow she/they

🧚🏻‍♀️ Daisy she/they

🌊 Jess they/them

🎇 Tessa she/her

☄️ Sam they/them

🕷️ Annabelle she/her

🐈‍⬛ Brooke she/they

Anise she/her

🌺 Rho she/her

🔓 Janus

victimeyez

No you don’t understand. This is my best friend I met because we’re both really into torture

iplaycomputer

nature is beautiful

prokopetz

It's a shame that porn games and sim games don't have a lot of present overlap, because I feel like "horny mechsplo game where you have to actually win the fights to get to the sexy bits and it's one of those hyper-detailed 1990s era mech piloting sims that uses every single key on the keyboard" would do numbers with a very particular audience.

prokopetz

Achieving player-level immersion by making you do this before you're allowed to jerk off:

superchat

cheddar-baby

I think every house spider is smiling

sandmandaddy69

cutest-silly-nb

inside me there are two lungs. and one liver. one stomach. a few meters of intestine. there's a lot inside me actually

cutest-silly-nb

this is the funniest thing i've read all day

crow--teeth

normal bird

crow--teeth

I was born with the gift of hands and I’m going to make that everyone else’s problem

cyber-newtype

if youre being mean to me online this is who youre being mean to: [spaced out expression, heart eyes, double peace sign, question mark sfx]

🩸 i love this thing. the tumbler

allosaurusfragilis

Imagine winter twilight. The sky is darkening, but pink clouds hang in a dark blue sky, threads of white catching the last rays of a sun that has already slipped past the horizon. A snowy field lies in shadow, and a ridge of conifers spread out in the distance.

In the foreground a large dromaeosaur rears back in frustration. She has her winter plumage; wheat brown across her back, snowy white on her belly. Her yellow eyes are glaring at a human woman wearing a green flight suit with a shearling collar and brown boots. The woman has dark hair with a long braid, and she is tilted forward, returning the dinosaur's glare.

Off to the side and little behind her, a reindeer (brown, antlers), bellows his displeasure at the feathered raptor. Behind them is a mech. It is maybe 3 and 1/2 times taller than the human. Painted a military green, it has a few embellishments in white, such as a silhouette of a reindeer head on its left shoulder, and two capital "R"s on the right. The words "Reindeer Rescue" are written on its chest, a 13 on its left shin, and the reindeer silhouette on the right. It has a 13 on the cockpit, which has a kind of gold/orange canopy?

The mech is a ripoff of a AL-97B-var Hannibal, a labor from Patlabor. It's got a modified cockpit, and is shrunken to about half the size of the original.

The woman's pose is taken from Kitty Pryde's stance when she is telling off Loki in the Giant Sized Uncanny X-Men Annual #9.

I stole the deer's pose from a random deer picture from Google, and the dinosaur just lives rent-free in my head, 24/7.

I am bad at this.

Happy Holidays, friends.

I love you.