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me: pulls up to house voice: “this place is your doom” me: tidying up room voice: “why are we even doing this? everything always collapses into ultimate chaos” me: continues tidying

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Dwight Schrute Lines That Sound Like Mountain Goats Lyrics

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YOU CAN GO TO HELL AND I WILL SEE YOU THERE BURNING

A LION COMES AND EATS YOU YOU’RE DEAD WELL, I’M NOT DEAD I’M THE LION, YOU’RE DEAD!

THE HAND THAT REACHES FROM THE GRAVE TO GRIP YOUR THROAT IS THE STRONG HAND YOU WANT ON THE WHEEL

WHEN I DIE I WANT TO BE FROZEN AND IF THEY HAVE TO FREEZE ME IN PIECES SO BE IT I WILL WAKE UP STRONGER THAN EVER BECAUSE I WILL HAVE USED THAT TIME TO FIGURE OUT EXACTLY WHY I DIED

OF ALL OF THE VERMIN IN GOD’S GREAT GREEN KINGDOM LICE ARE THE ONES I DETEST THE MOST

HARDWORKING, ALPHA MALE JACKHAMMER MERCILESS INSATIABLE

SALESMAN OF NORTHEASTERN PENNSYLVANIA I ASK YOU ONCE MORE RISE AND BE WORTHY OF THIS HISTORIC HOUR

A HERO IS BORN OUT OF A CHILDHOOD TRAUMA OR OUT OF A DISASTER THAT MUST BE AVENGED

LEARN YOUR RULES YOU BETTER LEARN YOUR RULES IF YOU DON’T YOU’LL BE EATEN IN YOUR SLEEP

I AM READY TO FACE ANY CHALLENGE THAT MIGHT BE FOOLISH ENOUGH TO FACE ME

things that help me cope with my crazy brain: -chocolate -beer -reiki -marijuana -cartoons for children -exercise/staying in touch with my body -mindfulness meditation -music

THE SIGNS AS ALIGNMENTS

Aries: Chaotic Arsonist

Taurus: Neutral Rock

Gemini: Chaotic Mitochondria

Cancer: Lawful Emo

Leo: Neutral Dead

Virgo: True Cat

Libra: Lawful Asshole

Scorpio: Neutral Punk

Sagittarius: Chaotic Grim Reaper

Capricorn: Lawful Spawn of the Devil

Aquarius: Neutral Nerd

Pisces: Chaotic Crying

#will and allison #and john

ZODIAC FLIRT GAME

Aries: Emoji Flirt; Check their recents and you'll spot the 100, tongue, and heart eye emoji. Scrolls through Instagram and blindly likes photos or swipes right on Tinder.

Taurus: Touchy Temptress; Makes ANY excuse to touch the person they like OR shifts their weight to the person they like.

Gemini: Talking Tease; They hand out compliments like Oprah hands out cars.

Cancer: Pick-Up-Line Player; "Are you from Texas? Because you're the... wait. um. COME BACK. LEMME START OVER!!1!11"

Leo: IQ Drop Dilly-Dally-er; Plays a submissive role in flirting. Pretends that everything the person says is the most hysterical thing ever!(They're probably just really hot tbh.)

Virgo: Sharpshooting Siren; Hurls insults and has their prey wrapped around their finger. She probably likes you but seems a little mean. Sarcasm is her defense mechanism.

Libra: The Femme Fatale; Plays hard to get to the point where they're left wanting more, but are lowkey scared. Effortless.

Scorpio: Camouflaging Coquette; Takes up your hobbies and interests. Makes friends with your friends. "Coincidentally" runs into you... "Oh hey! I didn't know you were here!"

Sagittarius: Charm Connoisseur; Got that look-at-you-and-smile-then-look-away, smooth talk, and playful touch on LOCK.

Capricorn: Obvious Operator; Says what they want from you. Easy to work with if you're good with confrontation. Sweet talker.

Aquarius: Attention Apaller; Will legitimately do ANYTHING for you even if it means looking like an idiot. Seems rare to act upon their urges, but they hide it well.

Pisces: Physical Philanderer; *flips hair* *winks* *drops and snaps* *giggles* you get the idea.

(Feel free to use Venus, Mars, and Mercury too. Mars is drive/sex, so it contributes to the way you flirt depending on what you want from your potential significant other/fwb. Mercury due to communication!)

#virgo #queen bitch

sometimes the voices in your head belong to people of color and all you can think is “shit, I hope this doesn’t count as cultural appropriation.”

also, it’s amazing the extent to which higher & more integrated heart-brain functioning starts to kick in once the fight-or-flight instinct lessens.

so I got diagnosed with schizoid personality disorder a couple of months ago at the wiu health center. I’ve been mulling about the nature of my dysfunction over the last couple of weeks while tori and juniper have been gone and having some thoughts. here are the thoughts: 1. much as it’s labeled as mental illness, it seems to stem from a lack of connectedness to my body’s natural emotional processing systems. more specifically, it feels like I don’t own my reactions to the world? it’s sort of a lack of self-possession. it’s like some sort of self-defense mechanism instantly activates to deflect incoming stimuli into cerebral processing systems before there’s time to feel anything. 2. mindfulness helps, but only to an extent. more important has been processing 3. all demons are natural functions distorted in specific ways. there’s always a natural course for things to run, however contorted it may be. some are brutally powerful but simple to deal with, like repressed anger or grief. some are more like ghosts in the machine that slip with ease between the physical, emotional, mental and spooky layers of being. those are the tough ones. some layers are more like tangled bits of code than anything else. regardless, there’s always a logos, an abiding fractal principle which is the driving force behind the whole spook-wagon of dysfunction. something like “I need to sell myself to be loved.” or “I need to take from others to be complete.” or “Everything leads to death.” which is true in a sense but not particularly helpful as an embedded limbic affirmation. 4. the deeper you dig, the spookier it gets. ___

#mental illness tw

me: eating pizza me: glances at cat in corner. does he have a soul? *5 minutes of internal dialogue* me: yes. *swallows pizza in mouth*

#mental thrillness #mental illness #mentally the illest #schizo-funride #schizofriendly #cleaning distractions

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Teenager 2000 : I love you Teenager 2015 : I want to fuck you

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teenager 1854: the government cut off my hands because i stole a piece of bread

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Teenager 1354: all the townspeople are shitting on themselves and dying

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Teenager 2350BC: yabba dabba do

baby: [waving its hands around] what am i?? what are these??? who are YOU? what is THIS ????

parents: you're a heterosexual male and your name is jimmy and your favorite color is blue but you won't tell anyone that because you're a Man(tm) and you'll grow up to be a basketball player. aww look at that, he reached his hand out for the nurse omg what a flirt!!!

baby: [screaming]

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I found these gifs I made a while back for a site that’s not running anymore, so I thought I’d post them here. It’s a description of psychiatric symptoms and states of mind using a pink box and some other stuff.