just another bozo trying to get thru life

[fumbletron]

Tis better to have snoozed and losed than never to have snoozed at all

[fumbletron]

When your husband won't let you name the puppy Gandalf

[fumbletron]

Sure, sex is great, but have you ever had one of your favorite YouTubers read out your comment in a video

[scratch-meowt]

my hottest take

[keeper-of-the-flames]

Counter point, those machines can make me a peach sprite.

[pusheenthenerdcat]

guys did you know the tech in that nefangled machine revolutionized preemie healthcare

[maimonideznuts]

[pusheenthenerdcat]

yeah the guy who invented them made incredibly precise infusion pumps (as opposed to gravity fed ivs) which not only meant they could give medications to teeny tiny babies safely, it's also used for insulin pumps and portable dialysis machines. the key element is that it's a peristaltic pump so the liquid stays in sterile tubing for safety

(unholy drink cloaca uses it to dispense precise amounts of flavored sugar syrup)

[hedgebotherer]

Then how the haters loved him,

As they shouted out with glee,

"Unholy Drink Cloaca

You'll go down in history!"

[fumbletron]

At last, the perfect hat

[viralfrog]

[starlit-meadow]

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Handsome Squidward Dunmer

[fumbletron]

[fumbletron]

Saturn Devouring His Son

~Francisco Goya, 1823

[fumbletron]

Just saw some moron on Facebook say that they practiced actual witchcraft during the making of the Wicked films. Stop trying to convince me, I'm already planning on going to see it this weekend

[fumbletron]

Look at this smug motherfucker

[fumbletron]

Who has two thumbs and just got officially clinically diagnosed with ADHD

[everythingfox]

Pov: you are a slice of cheese

[fumbletron]

This is a masterpiece

[fumbletron]

[depsidase]