Alexzander, him/his pronouns

[toolers]

here’s a video of a dog picking out her first ever toy after being rescued to make u feel warm and fuzzy

[bastardcoatedbaby]

I cry and I die

[tv--obsessions-deactivated20160]

[frikiskrew]

[poseidons-tomb-blog]

what

[thecalicokid-deactivated2024072]

Yass fuck it up Skeletor!

[tempestpaige]

i was about to be mad at the comment above me bc i thought they were calling one of the girls skeletor

i was wrong

[jamaicanamazon]

Ok I see you

[blue-dad-deactivated20151221]

[]if you Reblog this in 69 seconds Halloween will be x2 as good if no Reblog No more dank spoopyness in Halloween Reblog to save lives[]

[fumifusa]

don't trust the signs with

aries: ur man

taurus: your laptop (porn porn porn)

gemini: your heart

cancer: an honest opinion (might hurt them)

leo: the truth

virgo: makeup/clothes

libra: candles

scorpio: children...

sagittarius: finishing a responsibility

capricorn: earphones

aquarius: money

pisces: an iTunes gift card

[soulful-wildflower-deactivated2]

BLACK EXCELLENCE ✨🍫

[thegaythirtysomething]

date someone who will…fuck I don’t know *spins wheel*…make you blueberry pancakes *spins wheel* on wednesday mornings *spins wheel* after you lose at mario kart 

[kingofthesky]

[uoa]

Quick Tour of Afghanistan

i laughed for like 3 hours

[deanlikedean]

What’s that over there?

Fucking dirt.

[myescapeisin-him]

I reblog every single time

[one-and-only-rosie-deactivated2]

I just can’t… I have to reblog.

[liftedjeepsandchevytrucks-deact]

I can’t breathe.

[just-another-beautiful-mess]

Reblog EVERY TIME

[pchcrew]

how to be a winner

[lez-bruh]

this is gold

[dakrolak]

[scottyocurtis]

Please keep posting this forward

[madanayr]

Accurate

[fannypackin]

[theworstthingsforsale]

[theshinymew]

staff

[rocketroar-blog]

Full Color - 25 USD per character  - palette suggestions will be accommodated! otherwise, the specially trained art lizards will be released to color as they please. they might not have thumbs, but they have an excellent grasp of color theory, and are trying their very best.

Lineart - 15 USD per character  - additional transparent versions (.PSD or .PNG) for nefarious coloring purposes are available on request.

Sketches - 10 USD per initial character  - every additional character after the first is 5 USD! why get separate sketches of your favorite characters, when you can get one relatively cheap drawing of your favorite characters holding hands?

all payments must be through paypal!

explicitly NSFW commissions are currently not possible.

commissions of pairings or groups are welcome!

prices are subject to change for detailed props! (the art lizards find mecha, overly intricate weapons, gore, and pets particularly time-consuming.)

average turnaround is 1-4 days. (if you need your commission done by a certain date, let me know!)

please include reference images with your inquiry!

to inquire about commissions, please email me at [email protected] or my tumblr inbox!

[kateybugg]

the most overused adjective on tumblr is “hauntingly”

[tgebzzknezz]

this is literally the first time I’ve seen the word “hauntingly” on my dashboard

[daenrys]

also hauntingly is an adverb

[threebigolsausages-deactivated2]

im v bored so im gonna make a halloween costume right now out of things i find around the house. give me ~1 hour

[threebigolsausages-deactivated2]

ive got two:

Sheep Man

and a female character in a fighting/fantasy game designed by men

(the knife was already taped to the broom. its a long story. actually its a short story, i thought sweeping needed a little more danger)

[truebluemeandyou]

How to Answer the Top 35 Asked Interview Questions from The Undercover Recruiter here. Posted for friends looking for jobs this summer.Unfortunately you may also be asked illegal questions and these are two pretty good articles here and here.

[fixyourwritinghabits]

NOT WRITING RELATED BUT GOOD TO KNOW

[chlorine-bandito-nico-deactivat]

i want everyone to know that i love this vine