[funeralpotatoesorbust]

Me when a non Mormon gets hung up on a basic part of our theology

[amethystmoons]

It's hilarious to me when someone talks about our view of the godhead as if its peak mormon heresy. That's not even the tip of the iceberg. That's like the most normal thing we believe.

[the-queen-is-off-duty]

A Mormon will see the Japanese airports’ efficient handling of luggage and say “I can make scripture out of this”

[baby-pizza-giraffe]

My dad, trying to gently tell me there is no fourth Nephite:

[thoughtfulfoxllama]

Ok, the full post is genuinely wholesome

But, couldn't you have found literally any other hook

[brothermouse]

I am mysteriously compelled to once again point out that the word of wisdom does not, in fact, prohibit cannibalism.

[the-arch-hive]

do they still give out free bricks in nauvoo?

[the-arch-hive]

imagining someone who goes by the brickyard multiple times a day (in disguise) to get free bricks until they have enough to build a house

[nightvale1stward]

Fun fact: this how we built our beautiful chapel, brick by ill begotten brick.

At least that’s what Brother Shyster, the ward historian told me, and he doesn’t usually lie to me

[homeric-hymnist]

so ummm welcome to my textual tradition:) lemme show you around! theres some holes poked in the beginning but that's okay, theres some contextual questions to discourse, and ive even got a papyrus fragment! #myfragment

[funeralpotatoesorbust]

Who are our enemies?

Don’t be silly!:) we have no enemies:) we love everyone:)

[funeralpotatoesorbust]

You must be confused! The only thing in the primary closet is crayons! It must have been a trick of the light! Sometimes shadows do weird things:)

[funeralpotatoesorbust]

No:) there’s not basement in this building! That door goes to the water heater and HVAC unit:)

[2colde]

they call me the endurer the way i endure and endure and endure and endure and well u get it

[funeralpotatoesorbust]

Who are our enemies?

Don’t be silly!:) we have no enemies:) we love everyone:)

[funeralpotatoesorbust]

You must be confused! The only thing in the primary closet is crayons! It must have been a trick of the light! Sometimes shadows do weird things:)

[funeralpotatoesorbust]

Someone get the meme ready

[funeralpotatoesorbust]

Oh I was wrong

[funeralpotatoesorbust]

No I wasn’t actually nvm

[funeralpotatoesorbust]

No I take that back too, I was mostly wrong

[funeralpotatoesorbust]

Someone get the meme ready

[funeralpotatoesorbust]

Oh I was wrong

[funeralpotatoesorbust]

No I wasn’t actually nvm

[funeralpotatoesorbust]

Someone get the meme ready

[funeralpotatoesorbust]

Oh I was wrong

[funeralpotatoesorbust]

Who are our enemies?

Don’t be silly!:) we have no enemies:) we love everyone:)

[funeralpotatoesorbust]

Someone get the meme ready

[funeralpotatoesorbust]

Desert Bluffs 7th Ward Announcement:

Don’t worry about it!!! Go enjoy the sunshine. There’s nothing to worry about.

We Know What You Did.

There’s free ice cream in the pavilion today!

[realhumanbaby]

How do you know what you should do

You pay very close attention your body because it doesn’t know how to lie to you, and pay very little attention to your mind because it is lying to you all the time