Night Vale First Ward
Visitors Welcome! ...to be surveilled and treated as threats.

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Kiana Khansmith
Xuebing Du

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Jules of Nature
he wasn't even looking at me and he found me

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祝日 / Permanent Vacation
"I'm Dorothy Gale from Kansas"
occasionally subtle

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Night Vale First Ward
Visitors Welcome! ...to be surveilled and treated as threats.
I'm all made of hinges so everything bends. Badly. Sometimes painfully. Frequently with sound effects.
I haven’t been able to find the right kind of grease in Deseret Book in way too long, and Sister Hanson’s homemade stuff smells so. Bad.
Night Vale First Ward
It's pride month, you know what that means!
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My calling doesn't require I sacrifice a lot of time or energy but it DOES require I sacrifice a lot of blood. No idea why
It’s because the nursery leaders need your blood.
We pray your sacrifice will be enough to keep them at bay.
do they still give out free bricks in nauvoo?
imagining someone who goes by the brickyard multiple times a day (in disguise) to get free bricks until they have enough to build a house
Fun fact: this how we built our beautiful chapel, brick by ill begotten brick.
At least that’s what Brother Shyster, the ward historian told me, and he doesn’t usually lie to me
Night Vale First Ward
In case you missed it, the new names of the Young Women's groups are: Builders of Faith, Messengers of Hope, Gatherers of Light, Slayers of Doubt, Dancers of The Void, Bees of The Hive, Maidens of Mia, Champions of Laurels, and of course KEEPERS OF THE FORBIDDEN OATH
You should already know which group you are a part of, but if not, just ask the shadow wolf that appears in your dreams when the moon is full, or Sister Björnson, who also appears in your dreams when the moon is full. Either will do.
The new names for the young men's groups are: [REDACTED], [REDACTED], and as previously [REDACTED].
If you don't know which group you are in you can [REDACTED][REDACTED][REDACTED][REDACTED][REDACTED][REDACTED][REDACTED][REDACTED][REDACTED][REDACTED][REDACTED][REDACTED][REDACTED][REDACTED][REDACTED][REDACTED][REDACTED][REDACTED][REDACTED][REDACTED][REDACTED] and then, after reaching the save point, you need to [REDACTED][REDACTED][REDACTED][REDACTED]
Night Vale First Ward
In case you missed it, the new names of the Young Women's groups are: Builders of Faith, Messengers of Hope, Gatherers of Light, Slayers of Doubt, Dancers of The Void, Bees of The Hive, Maidens of Mia, Champions of Laurels, and of course KEEPERS OF THE FORBIDDEN OATH
You should already know which group you are a part of, but if not, just ask the shadow wolf that appears in your dreams when the moon is full, or Sister Björnson, who also appears in your dreams when the moon is full. Either will do.
Tumblrstake Collaborative Conference Doc baddies are trying to steal my job
Night Vale First Ward
This Easter remember: Someone was willing to die for you.
Someone defiled the permanence of death, upending the natural order for you.
Someone rose from the grave with the intent that you too will rise from your inevitable grave.
Someone is relentlessly pursuing your soul.
Surprise! That someone is Jesus! Happy Easter!
Night Vale First Ward
My favorite ward in the church is the Desert Bluffs 7th Wadrrgggggggggk-*vomits violently*
*coughing*
*gagging*
*vomiting blood*
A-april foolsss
*vomits again*
Desert Bluffs 7th Ward Announcement:
Don’t worry about it!!! Go enjoy the sunshine. There’s nothing to worry about.
We Know What You Did.
There’s free ice cream in the pavilion today!
The daydawn is breaking? Well, shoot, guys. Who’s gonna repair it?
You know your cat's a mormon when you're singing if you could hie to kolob and she starts singing along with you.
Cats love to sit on the highest point possible
AND WHAT IS HIGHER THAN THE THRONE OF GOD?
Night Vale First Ward
Onward Christian soldiers! Onward Muslim soldiers! Onward Jewish soldiers! Onward Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster soldiers! Onward soldiers of all religions to fight in the Blood Space War. And may God, or Jesus, or YHWH, or the Flying Spaghetti Monster, or whatever other god, or gods, support you as you engage in this needless bloodshed for a cause you don't believe in. Night Vale First Ward thanks you for your brave sacrifice.
Night Vale First Ward
We would like to remind all ward members that with the new year we will be meeting at a different time so please be aware of the time change.
Time will change.
It will always change.
The world you knew as a child will die, bit by bit until you, aged and wrinkled, awaken to a world you don't recognize, don't understand, don't belong in.
The march of time is inevitable, unstoppable, and all you can do is be aware of it.
Also sacrament meeting is at 7am now, please don't hurt me I don't make these decisions, I just make the ward bulletin
NIGHT VALE FIRST WARD
Ring out, wild bells.
Ring those wild bells out of here.
We don’t want any wild bells in our chapel.
Only nice, calm, domesticated bells.
Also, the year is dying in the night, and I think we all know who did it. Lookin at you, Wild Bells
Night Vale First Ward
The Advent is upon us, that time of year where we come together to protect ourselves against the piercing chill of the void and prepare for the coming of an entity beyond time and space to repay us for our deeds, good or ill.
God rest ye merry gentlemen. God rest ye.