Phoenix ☆

Im the mouse chewing on your wires plz give me a cookie I promise I won’t ask for a glass of milk

[funfetti-mouse]

Posting my comm info on here too, a majority of the funds will be going into college saving

[microvibing]

Seeing my mutuals getting into project hail mary one by one is so satisfying

[funfetti-mouse]

Project Hail Mary more like project make Phoenix sob aggressively

[boymounter]

so many people don't understand how abelist it is to kill your brother with a rock

[funfetti-mouse]

hi gay!

[funfetti-mouse]

Hello Ma’am

[microvibing]

See what if I go watch project Hail Mary in theaters 20 times in a row just to be evil and spite you? /silly

my answer ranges between "what if I left a nuclear bomb in your mailbox" to "go 50 times in a row" and the version I decide on fully depends on whether or not you let me dangle from your bag like a Keychain while you go

[funfetti-mouse]

You can always dangle from my bag like a keychain TRUST!! I’ll take you to Waffle House.

[microvibing]

NOT phoenix in NOT your inbox NOT politely scheming to show you their favorite mouse ever because they DONT want you to draw Avrille with a little mouse guy they would HATE if you did that !! They absolutely HATE mice and they HATE Avrille even more (is the reverse psychology working?)

I forgot how to draw avrille

[funfetti-mouse]

Lock in Fridge finish your final bro 🤨…

Also guys I love this guy everyone go tell my moot she’s amazing.

[funfetti-mouse]

Too hot outside today :(

[drchucktingle]

Katie is thrilled to score tickets for the USA men’s hockey finals, but after a strange turn of events, she’s even more excited to find herself up close and personal with the team’s T-Rex star player, Flonto Breem.

The two set off on a first date, and things are going well, until questions about Flonto’s political affiliation start bubbling to the surface. It’s not long before Katie realizes that all the goodwill she’d felt for this dinosaur hockey player was misinformed, and that Flonto is a full on MAGA dork.

Looks like there won’t be any pounding tonight! Unless, of course, the USA women’s team and their star triceratops are somewhere nearby!

This tale is 4,100 words of sexless disappointment that the T-Rex you thought was cool is actually an authoritarian bootlicker.

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please enjoy brand new tingler NOT POUNDED BY THIS T-REX ON THE USA MEN’S HOCKEY TEAM BECAUSE IT TURNS OUT HE’S A MAGA DORK out now. get it here or on tingleverse patreon

[astralcurses]

guy who likes tau when he sees a star name: is this a tau reference

[paradoxial-cunt]

[bog-goblin]

[bog-goblin]

[i-am-a-fish]

[funfetti-mouse]

I love telling my friends who live in whole other continents to come visit me guys please I miss you..

[wanderkell]

I participated in woy fanzine and this is my piece for it!

[pukicho]

All children in the world are born deserving a big oversized lollypop and a pinwheel hat

[funfetti-mouse]

Posting my comm info on here too, a majority of the funds will be going into college saving

[funfetti-mouse]

Reminder my comms are open!!!! I’m broke bro pls comm me

[funfetti-mouse]

Posting my comm info on here too, a majority of the funds will be going into college saving