#phoenix rambles

[i-write-shakespeare-not-disney]

What is a book series that you’ve read that you wish had a larger fan base because it honestly deserves it?

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THE GREEN CREEK SERIES!!!!! THE MOTHERFUCKING GREEK CREEK SERIES BY TJ KLUNE!!!!!!!!! WEREWOLVES AND WITCHES AND FAMILY AND AGHHHHHHHGHHHHHHH

those books were the first in a long time that had me by the fucking throat.

[cassanderasblog]

Ok.. So this man..

We need to talk about how manipulative this man is.. like look at his wet hair, pitful soft smile and puppy head tilt!!!! Aaaaaaa

Bro is so beautiful, handsome, pretty, elegant, breathtaking, gorgeous, attractive, charming, heavenly, stunning, exquisite, cute, magnificent, divine, alluring, pleasing, lovely delightful, appealing, ravishing, gorgeous, glamorous, irresistible, bewitching, graceful, elegant, exquisite, magnificent, hot, sexy, foxy, tasty, divine, beddable, dazzling, fine, good looking, graceful, grand, splendid, superb, wonderful, sublime, statuesque, ravishing, radiant, excellent, enticing, angelic, beauteous, luscious, adorable, embellishing, Flawless, perfect, desirable, seductive, showstopping, glossy, eye catching, fabulous, prime, sensational, tempting, magnetic, captivating, prepossessing, bright, my light, curvaceous, dollish, tantalizing, enchanting, pleasant, Flamboyant, glorious, spectacular, Fantastic, droolable, blissful, sumptuous, luxurious, extravagant, extraordinary, out of this world, superbrand refined attractive, pretty, handsome, good-looking, nice- pleasing, alluring, prepossessing, as pretty as a picture, lovely ,charming, delightful ,annealing , engaging, winsome, ravishing, gorgeous and breedable😫

And yes he can use me as his fire whole night!!!!

[clumsyphoenix]

just watched project hail mary in imax, i fucking love it.

hell of a movie.

rocky my boy the eridian the myth the legend

and ryan gosling, man. he's awesome. ryland grace is awesome.

the music is just, woah. daniel pemberton. he just never misses.

phil lord and chris miller. bravo. bravo.

100/10 no notes.

[deadbeatphobos]

I want to gnaw and suck on Jason's biceps and titties like a chew toy so badly since they are so big and bite-able especially his huge tittielicious boobs

[7-flavors-of-bones]

Hiii

Because I get suggested things in my demographic one of your posts floated across my timeline

But omg :o ANOTHER X-FILES YUMESHIPPER???

That's so cool ^-^

I used to yume Scully... But Melissa??? HELLOOOOO

And Mulder 🤤

This is so very cool though, I had to put in my two cents

oh my hiiiii :3 I didnt think id see another x-files yumeship either

it really is cool >:3

And yes Melissa and Mulder are quite pretty < 3

And im really awkward about this i dont often get asks but yeah this was quite a nice thing to see :3

Mostly I put my posts in the yumeshipper community here on tumblr but maybe I'll post it here on my main too :3

[phoenix-is-here]

I love how the TMA brainrot is so bad that everytime I see fog, I instantly think "What kind of Lonely-ahh thing is that ?"

[nothingbutartstuff]

I can’t really choose a character from ever after high that I love bc I think a lot of them have very different personalities that shine through so well. It feels like even the bad characters are interesting and I love them all so much bc of it

I want to just ramble on about how each flaw of the characters makes me love them more. Especially the ones who are seen as good have their own flaws/intentions that could be seen as selfish

[victorianbeanbag]

My thoughts on Enola Holmes as a Sherlock Holmes fan

(Below the cut, they are not very positive, so bear that in mind when you check them out)

I must confess, I was not a fan of the movie (the first and only one that I watched of the franchise) for many reasons. Firstly, I am generally not a fan of Millie Bobbie Brown's acting (nothing against her or the people that like her acting. This is just a personal preference) and this was no exception. Secondly, the characters from the Sherlock Holmes universe are all portrayed wrong (and I'll get to why that bothers me in a sec): Sherlock is not ment to be hot, Watson is missing (he absolutely should not be missing if the movie is set in 1900, acording to Enola's date of birth and 16th birthday) and Mycroft is not smart as he should be (and also he should not be that skinny). Thirdly, even if this movie does have historical value and feminist lessons, it is not, however, a good Sherlock Holmes adaptation. If they wish to connect themselves with the Sherlock Holmes franchise, they need to commit and portray the characters somewhat accurately (and mind you, I am very tolerant with creative liberties).

Not to say that you can't enjoy this movie, even as a Sherlock Holmes fan, but I must say this was not my cup of tea. It felt very... booktok-ey? That is the best way that I can describe it. Despite all of this, I did enjoy some parts of it, like the inclusion of racialized women on feminism, the suffragette's fight to earn the right to vote and the pretty colours in the film.

Thank you for coming to my TEDtalk!!! And also, please don't take any of this personally, it is merely my opinion as a Holmesian!!