this is brain poison

may cause swelling of brainstem and discoloration of spinal fluid. induce vomiting if swallowed. follow carrionette on twitter for actual content

[doraemonmon]

Shelley Duvall

[succubusboyfriend]

replacing curses in sentences with harmless words like heck and then sometimes even censoring heck to “h*ck” is a good meme but an even better one would be, like, censoring the wrong word in a sentence entirely. example:

go fuck yours*lf

[valjestering]

example A

[weirdlandtv]

Illustrations from THE ILLUSTRATED GUIDE TO YOKAI MONSTERS by Japanese artist, Shigeru Mizuki (1922-2015).

[rivka-kopelman]

[inritum]

[poketcg]

illus. Keiji Kinebuchi

[silphwave]

Kingler

[ararararararararararar]

[fungustein]

@screenshotsofdespair

[gharibajameel]

[dreams-in-metaphors-deactivated]

Someone break me out of this hypnotic trance!

[labete-du-gevaudan]

An Endling is the last known member of a species or subspecies. The endling’s death means the end of the species as a whole. The word was supposedly coined by Robert Webster in the mid 1990s. The term is used, however, it still does not have an entry in The Merriam-Webster Dictionary despite Robert trying to get it into the dictionary before his death in 2004. The endling for the Thylacine was called Benjamin.

[contac]

[the-livingnightmare-blog]

[redwinerozanova]

you know that part in emperor’s new groove when devil kronk is like “that’s nothing. look what I can do” and does a one-handed handstand and then angel kronk is like “he’s got a point”? that’s two brain cells representation babey

[te5seract]

黄色が目立つ & pumpkin bokeh by Kaz Kaz

[saxifraga-x-urbium]

me: *does not in any way touch my glasses*

my glasses: *spontaneously generate streaks, smears, a map of the new york subway system from 1935, a baked potato, infinity war spoilers*