are rainbows edible

[tiktokarchive]

"Look there- look at that sign. They don't- they can't tell me what to do!"

[various background laughter]

[wongkarwives]

when therese in the price of salt said “she thought of people she had seen holding hands in movies, and why shouldn’t she and carol?” and when hideko in the handmaiden asked “is this the companionship they write about in books?" and when héloïse in portrait of a lady on fire asked "do all lovers feel like they’re inventing something?" 

[ximgularity-deactivated20260123]

Can

you

believe

there weren’t

ANY

outstanding

women

directors

this

year

according to the Golden Globes?

[analilyyy]

I can always trust Mamamoo to feed my gay.

[8bitnatsuki-deactivated20200525]

Hi My Name Is Minnie and I just lost my job for being trans and going to the bathroom

It’s your basic story, old woman sees trans woman in the bathroom, old woman calls to complain to Mcallister’s Deli, company says be a man or bust. Needless to say I busted like fine china.

But that leaves me with one part time job unless I can find another employer in my area willing to work with my current schedule.

My parents currently take half of almost every check and after my basic needs I’m left with almost nothing, and this is a problem when I’m working two jobs (now one) trying to move and actually start living my life

Please help me get out of this state, anything at all pushes me closer and closer to finally being free of this hellhole.

If you can’t donate please rb this, I’m desperate to get out of here.

[8bitnatsuki-deactivated20200525]

My mother has recently gotten physical over me losing this job, I hate to put any pressure on anybody but this situation has gotten to code red.

[toffins-deactivated20190314]

please help minnie come over!!!!!! she needs to be safe and i am makin her a safer place to live at my apartment up in iowa!!! help her all you can please it would mean so much!!!!

[parrotiny]

i want to know what bears think sometimes

[mediocrechick]

[parrotiny]

[morgluxia]

[doublesslightpeppa-deactivated2]

[ofools]

[stimmyarcher]

Sometimes I wonder why the autism tag shows up on trending, then I look at the “related tags” and go

“Ahhh yeah, that’s right. Our tag gets spammed by bots and treated like a joke by ‘edgy memers,’ now I remember.”

But yeah, no, fuck that. I’m down to combat that shit by posting actual content about autism, created by someone with autism, just gimmie and hour or so and I’ll have more autistic HCs to post and more autism blogging stories lmao

[biblicalhorror]

The plot of Hello My Twenties

“Y'know what this cutesy roommate sitcom needs? Murder.”

[byulyi]

moonbyul - wind flower teaser

[gaypeopletwitter]

[gaylyy]

lesbian problems:

-complimenting a guy and him thinking you’re flirting with him

-flirting with a girl and her thinking you’re complimenting her

[lilsnoozyvert]

big fucking surprise but trump is blaming the temple for not having been armed lmao

[lilsnoozyvert]

“if they had some kind of a protection inside the temple, maybe it could have been a very much different situation” —trump in response to a reporter’s question about gun control

[lilsnoozyvert]

what is it gonna take for you freaks to realize that antisemitism is still real and is deadly, right now, in 2018

[lilsnoozyvert]

you all need to fucking reblog this no offense. especially if you aren’t jewish

[kookaifoundation-deactivated202]

source, and another source in which the synagogue says they do in fact have guards, but only on major holidays.

how far do people have to go just to survive, and how long is this going to go on until the blame is finally focused on antisemitism itself?

[southernsideofme]

[bobgalloway55-deactivated202112]

Awesome 👏

[elegantstrings]

Dear lord!

[bax16]

@advanced-procrastination iM

[motherfucker-somewhat-limited]

drift compatible

[lynati]

it took me a moment to realize what was going on with their hands. Drift compatible indeed!

[gaypeopletwitter]

[mysharona1987]

kids have no concept of anything. i walked into my kindergarten class and one kid asked me what my name was. when i said miss jones, he said “i like that name. did you know i’m in love with you”

[letthemountainsmoveyou-deactiva]

i asked my four year old cousin how old he thought i was going to be at my next birthday and he said 8. im 23

[roonilwazlip-deactivated2022021]

once i told a 6 year old that i had finished school and was doing “more school” [university] and she asked “why haven’t you found anyone to marry then”

[byeeyeslikeacat-deactivated2019]

We were at a museum and I was asking for the student discount and my nine year old cousin looks up at me with his eyes wide and says “wait you’re a STUDENT??”

[meelothemanly]

I used to babysit these three kids and the eldest who was around 11 at the time was talking about how adults are boring and when I told him I was an adult he said, “That’s not true, you’re my age”

[cractasticdispatches]

our aunt teaches and she has this story about a little girl who really was always pretty quiet in class and then on the final day of kindergarten she just up and stated ‘i’m all teached now. i don’t need to be teached anymore. i’m done of being teached.’

[diamondelight92]

once when i was 19, I told my little cousin that i was 19 and she looked up at me with huge eyes and went, “Does that mean you don’t have to bring an adult with you to the pool?”

[maraudersvibes]

My 6 year old cousin saw me driving for the first time, looked up at him mom and said “does that mean she is married now?”

[standard-fiend]

I watched my dad and my niece (3 at the time) arguing over a pair of pants and whether or not they were also a dress. My neice’s argument was that they were, in fact, also a dress because they were blue.

[loveyoutothem00n]

I asked the kids in my daycare class what they thought I should be for Halloween and this little boy goes, “ooh I know! A pickle! You’d be such a good pickle”

[aimmyarrowshigh]

On the first day of class with my favorite student of all time, I said, “Are you okay? You look like you have a question.” And she looked me right in the eyes and said, tremulously,

“Can a piranha eat a stapler?”

[manic-kin]

One time I was working with a kid and he looked up at me and asked “Do you have a boy?” I had no idea what he was talking about, but I told him that I did not have any boys. He looked shocked and then deeply concerned and said “Well, you better hurry up and shave your arms so you can get married; August is next month!”

[dinovia-grant]

I was sitting on the floor with my 3yo niece and we were playing with her younger brother’s alphabet blocks and the O had an octopus on it.  So I picked it up and asked her what it was.

“Octopus,” she said, all curls and smiles.

“And what kind of animal is an octopus?” I asked.  I was looking for “fish” or “sea creature” but I would have accepted almost anything–”weird,” “gross,” even “slimy.”  “Underwater” or “it lives in the ocean” would have also been acceptable. 

She looks me right in the eye and says, happy as a clam, “It’s a cephalopod.”

I haven’t been the same since.

[actionables]

[toostoked]

art

[mattheuphonium-blog]

This is my fucking favorite thing I’ve ever seen I’m sobbing

[celestial-naiad]

I thought the baby was copying them, but its actually the other way around and now I’m cackling. This is stupid cute.

[aregrettablehullabaloo]

This video clip has watered my crops and cleansed my angry soul!