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Non-Sburb // John Dave and Bro

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me pingy?

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gay

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DAVE WHAT IS YOU BLOOD TYPE

TG: its been five seconds and you guys already want my bloodTG: incredible 

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((i wanted to do this for the blog... this isnt for my own ref this is like directly kin memory stuff tbh, i was gonna write stuff but yall can just ask about whatever you want >:3))

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((hey if anyone wants asks for john dave and bro would be very welcome! we gotta get more stuff to clear out all the,,, “why is john sleeping” asks. we got like. 10 of those lmao,,,))

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(reminder that this john is trans also and that if you hate trans “headcanons” and think theyre fetishistic or whatever get ur stanky ass outta here we hate u, this stuff can be very personal to people so!!!!!! suck ASS)

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John, how bad is your vision without your glasses?

John: but-

john: with them i can see perfectly fine, so, thats great!

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sleepover event with @askthewindsucc

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JOHHHNNNNNNNNNN. WAKE UP

John: why was that a thing that needed to happen-

John: i’m up i guess?

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*plays connect the dots with Dave's and Bro's freckles*

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WHATS WITH THE MOUTHS IN THE COMIC WH AT

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What's um,, going on with bro in that comic thingy huh?

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Dave: were joking he isnt actually dead Dave: little dork just likes to sleep a lot

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You should all be poly for each other.

BRO: Thank you anon for immediately letting me know that this blog was a horrible, horrible idea.

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Dating?¿??¿¿?

DAVE: unless you count bro and his smuppets but id rather not 

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DAVE: this is a mistake but here we are anyway

(Asks are open)