dont stop the funk

why jog when you can blog

[gucciballs-deactivated20200720]

the exchange of a lifetime

[bbhsvtdygsau-deactivated2020012]

When someone comes in on a Sunday with a big banana and expects everything to be peaches:

[onlytwitterpics]

[depression-o-steel-blog]

[kidweed]

this gave me whiplash

[arcaneimages]

[tenderfeeling]

me overhearing plans and wanting in

[yohandere]

god this is so advanced

[nymphodeces]

why does dennys have a tumblr

[dennys]

why do you

[6lacklegend-deactivated20200527]

[lilonelilonelilone]

[thebelchers]

[perhapsarat]

just had a dream that I drank 40 litres of vodka, entered a horse race and won.

[perhapsarat]

I should specify that I entered not as a jockey but as a horse

[diredesiretoaspiretodiehard]

were you physically a horse or were you a human entering as a horse? did you have a jockey?

[perhapsarat]

i was a human entering as a horse, no jockey, just me running like the fucking wind 

[omega3]

[bandtshirt]

[artist-magritte-deactivated2020]

Time transfixed via Rene Magritte

Size: 146x97 cm Medium: oil, canvas

[o6eiyrskb4hg7rix8hih-deactivate]

dumb ass accidentally painted a train instead of a fire

[o6eiyrskb4hg7rix8hih-deactivate]

rene magritte has talent but this is a rookie mistake

[hungwy]

i dont know what to do i never thought penguins were that small this is too much for me

[yeah-yeah-beebiss-1]

to give you some perspective, this is a male emperor penguin, the biggest species (all the others are like two thirds of this one’s height or less)

[imjustkt-deactivated20180524]

Wait… How big did you think they were??

[hungwy]

[kingcheddarxvii]

when you’re just tryin to have a good time but the specter of your own mortality looms like a shadow upon your soul

[freikorps-deactivated20170908]

[thexfiles]

Anxiety: look out me: for what Anxiety: look out