funkycrabturtle

[ᖴᑌᑎKYᑕᖇᗩᗷTᑌᖇTᒪE_IᑎTEᒪ - ᗪIᔕᑕOᐯEᖇEᗪ!] . ݁₊ ⊹ . ݁˖ . ݁ [ᗯEᒪᑕOᗰE - ᑌᔕEᖇ.] ⋆˙⟡ [EᑎᒍOY_YOᑌᖇ_ᐯIᔕIT.] ✧˖°. pfp credits: @itsnotstephagain

[funkycrabturtle]

funkycrabturtle's infographics

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» Konichiwaaaa.. I'm Funky! anyone can tell i'm not human but secretly a horrific monster with multiple arms, an unhinged jaw and loaded with 200,000 knife-sharp teeth (from specific calculations)

» welcome to this non-extraordinary blog, filled to the brim with original art, other types of fanart & perhaps several more that's undiscovered!

» if you'd like, go check out my alt account, where i get bombed with lots of umamusume! (cough cough, fluffy)

» everyone in the DNI criteria can go away.. thanks.

» COMMISSIONS: CLOSED! 2/2

↡ σтнєя ѕσ¢ιαℓѕ ↡ `✦ ˑ ִֶָ 𓂃⊹

» ꜱᴛʀᴀᴡᴘᴀɢᴇ » ᴛᴡɪᴛᴛᴇʀ » ᴄᴀʀʀᴅ

» ᴠɢᴇɴ (ᴜɴᴅᴇʀ ᴄᴏɴꜱᴛʀᴜᴄᴛɪᴏɴ)

» ᴅɪꜱᴄᴏʀᴅ ꜱᴇʀᴠᴇʀ (ᴅᴍ ꜰᴏʀ ɪɴᴠɪᴛᴇ!)

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↡օƈ ʟɨֆȶ ↡ ✦ ˑ ִֶָ 𓂃⊹

» tottmnt oc (great show!)

» swbg oc (i have all the prizes in the game btw)

» regretevator oc (super duper kawaii sugoi desu!!1!!)

» orison oc (so much lore i'm gonna cry)

here's one of my main OC's references! Meet Mintee Schoony! massive creds to @cozmic-wyatt for the bonus reference below. bonus outfit encyclopedia & an extra reference.. (both are very outdated. check at your own risk)

↡ʙᴀꜱɪᴄ ᴛᴇʀᴍꜱ & ᴄᴏɴᴅɪᴛɪᴏɴꜱ (DEFINITELY) ᴀᴘᴘʟʏ ᴛᴏ ᴛʜɪꜱ↡

» Please be kind & respectful! Consider the stuff you say before you type it (is it hurtful, is this gonna make me mad/upset, is this gonna make me block you?).

» Copying/stealing/tracing my art is strictly against everything! Call you out twice & you're blocked for eternity! There's a reason why people use watermarks..

» Strictly a NON-NSFW blog! Please do not sexualise me or my OCs, I would not like to see anything about that. EVER!

» When commissions are open, art requests will no longer be available!

» Interests are now only available to know about on my Strawpage!

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↡ вєℓσνє∂ мσσтѕ/вєѕтιєѕ ↡ 📺 [⩇⩇:⩇⩇] ✮⋆˙

➠ @3m0n3rd (twinning for lifers/pos 📌)

➠ @cozmic-wyatt (MM YUMMY YUMMY ART IN MY TUMMY 🍊)

➠ @bubblegum-flavored-timemachine (never forgetting abt the comic bro (o_o)7 🍀)

➠ @ammythewanderingartist (coolio one 🌐)

➠ @untitledmichuu (coolio two 🍦)

➠ @kerosnes (roblox stuff! wowzers \(^0^)/ ☔️)

➠ @masaflower1 (doesn't upload often but that's okay! 🌷)

➠ @strawberriesandrazorblades666 (makes the most awesome art ever!! 🌹)

➠ @redlotuz (super cool moot with their own TMNT au!! 🎃 rip they're gone T_T - updated 18/11/25)

➠ @le0zs4crif1ze (AARRGGHHHHH YUM YUM GRAAAGHH, previously le01zk00l 🦖)

➠ @ghosty-0w0 (you're a super awesome person!! you have my utmost respect 🐳)

➠ @itsnotstephagain (showering you with all my love! 🗯️)

➠ @lotupz (used to be @redlotuz btw.. 🍪)

➠ @miss-fluffy-the-fluffiest (biggest umamusume fan i've ever seen! 🎠)

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ɾҽαԃ αʅʅ ყσυ ɯαɳƚ, ƚԋҽɾҽ αɾҽ ρɾσႦαႦʅყ α ƚԋσυʂαɳԃ σƚԋҽɾ ҽყҽʂ ʂҽҽιɳɠ ƚԋιʂ αʂ ɯҽʅʅ.. ( ⊙ _ ⊙ )

➠ i'm still in school, so yeah I may not upload as often but more is posted during the holidays

➠ send me tons of asks!! i don't get a lot in my inbox, but I'm always there to answer them since I'm often online lol

➠ & most importantly, you may make fanart of me, or any of my ocs!! it always makes my day a whole lot better and makes me smile. :)

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↡ϝαɳƈყ ʅαԃ ϝυɳƙҽɾ'ʂ ƚαɠʂ↡

⇢ #it's your local funker here 📟 ┈ aka. funky made a post!! it's the main tag i use for my blog.

⇢ #a word from your sponsor 📇 ┈ fanart from anyone, everyone & my mutuals! even you!

⇢ #you got mail! 📬 ┈ mainly asks.

⇢ #jennifer's yipper yapper tales 💿 ┈ based on true stories & rarely traumatic experiences! idk if i should make more of these..

⇢ #submit to reality 📹 ┈ 4K HD real life photos snapped by yours truly!

⇢ #select your file 🗃️ ┈ any sorts of OC-related stuff, mintee, miko, ayame & miku 4 ever broski! <3

⇢ #mintee is here! 🌷 ┈ specific tag for mintee!

⇢ #miko = crab hotpot 🦀 ┈ specific tag for miko!

⇢ #ayame the mighty dragon?! 🐉 ┈ specific tag for ayame!

⇢ #regretevator miku ┈ what a classic! i'm not adding anything else to this. it's just regretemiku!

⇢ #what else do i add to the list LOL?? 📋 ┈ a fancy way of saying "idk what else to tag here LOL". this is sort of a joke tag.

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⤷ ゛need to know more? no worries! do something a normal person would do. ask anything! (^_^)/ ˎˊ˗

PAGE LAST UPDATED » 2/6/26 (COMMISSIONS CLOSED! Come back later.)

[funkycrabturtle]

such a giant cathedral.. (o_o)

[funkycrabturtle]

𐔌　₊˚ 𑂅 funky's commissions ^_^ ᵎᵎ ゛𓈒 𖥾

╰┈➤ˎˊ˗ can do: fanart, OCs, simple backgrounds

╰┈➤ˎˊ˗ will NOT do: mecha, furries, complex characters (clarify for more details), NSFW, ship art

╰┈➤ˎˊ˗ please DM me for any questions/details!

╰┈➤ˎˊ˗ accepted payments: robux, nitro subscriptions, discord decorations (unless ur lazy to read the tags, i understand =_=)

╰┈➤ˎˊ˗ i can also do comics for 700 robux! if one comic is bought out by someone, then the commissions are closed until then.

╰┈➤ˎˊ˗ commissions: closed! 2/2

╰┈➤ˎˊ˗ my discord username is the same.

[funkycrabturtle]

i'll let u guys know when they're open again ^_^

[funkycrabturtle]

tomodachi life: living the dream, IS THE BEST GAME I HAVE EVER PLAYED IN MY ENTIRE LIFE. regretemiku is currently the only resident, and i am 100% planning on adding more of my characters so she doesn't get lonely :-3

[funkycrabturtle]

look who FINALLY joined as well.. she became friends with regretemiku ^_^

[funkycrabturtle]

ayame you absolute goober

[funkycrabturtle]

dude WHY is this so fun..

[funkycrabturtle]

ok i'm crying NULL ACTUALLY LIKED THE FIT I GAVE HIM. and just wait till those two fall in love.. hehe :3

[funkycrabturtle]

okay so good news.. they fell in love.. AND I'M CRYING THEY GOT MARRIED AND WENT ON A HONEYMOON TO OCEANIA

[funkycrabturtle]

you'll get him one day.. ONE DAY. poor miko's crushing on him btw. ALSO WHAT IS UP WITH MY GANG??

[funkycrabturtle]

i'm crying VOCALNULL HAD A KID

[funkycrabturtle]

omg.. ANOTHER MARRIAGE I'M CRYING

[funkycrabturtle]

..ANOTHER KID? i sent them away LOL goodbye ;_;

[funkycrabturtle]

here's my rando shovelware's brain game oc, Miko Yozuka!! she's just a crab girl I guess.. ask me anything abt her if u want :p

[funkycrabturtle]

MIKO HAS BEEN REVAMPED

alr i'm gonna draw other stuff fr gudbai

[funkycrabturtle]

𐔌　₊˚ 𑂅 funky's commissions ^_^ ᵎᵎ ゛𓈒 𖥾

╰┈➤ˎˊ˗ can do: fanart, OCs, simple backgrounds

╰┈➤ˎˊ˗ will NOT do: mecha, furries, complex characters (clarify for more details), NSFW, ship art

╰┈➤ˎˊ˗ please DM me for any questions/details!

╰┈➤ˎˊ˗ accepted payments: robux, nitro subscriptions, discord decorations (unless ur lazy to read the tags, i understand =_=)

╰┈➤ˎˊ˗ i can also do comics for 700 robux! if one comic is bought out by someone, then the commissions are closed until then.

╰┈➤ˎˊ˗ commissions: closed! 2/2

╰┈➤ˎˊ˗ my discord username is the same.

[funkycrabturtle]

Bashame.... thinks you should.... make LOTS of riceballs :>

WHAT. BASHAME MENTIONED???!?!?!!?! reminds me of those bashame mintee and ayame nekoyamada doodles i made once..

anyways sure why not let me just seperate all this rice first

[funkycrabturtle]

introducing my tottmnt oc ^.=.^

here are some useless facts about this dragon:

◻born with athelia and albinism (had her hair dyed as a young child)

◻ can transform between a dragon and a humanoid

◻ actually genderfluid; randomly switches between speaking like a boy or a girl, therefore dubbing herself as 'Axel' too

◻ works as a human flamethrower.. if you dare to challenge her

◻ her surname is FAKE. she never had a real surname to begin with.

There are plenty of more secrets about the dragon to discover! Read them below.

AYAME'S PLOT ☜ AYAME'S LORE ☜

CHART TEMPLATE ☜

[funkycrabturtle]

FINALLY AYAME GOT REVAMPED

alr time to move on to miko >_<

[funkycrabturtle]

🐉 ♨ Ayame's Plot ^.=.^

I've finished watching TOTTMNT recently and I'm ngl, the show is pretty damn GOOD! So now I've been waiting to talk about Ayame's plot in the show and how it'll go down..

⚠️ ⛔️ WARNING, SPOILERS! If you have not watched the show yet, please don't read this (..if you want I guess) ⚠️ ⛔️

It all begins after the turtles had their truce with the East River Three (as a made-up story?). Upon Ayame’s arrival at New York from travelling the rest of the world, she had recently heard about the previous firework explosion and the mechazoid invasion in the city after eavesdropping on the citizens from the shadows. She blatantly assumes everything is just complete chaos.. until she hears about the turtles by picking up a newspaper that flew into her face one day and actually reading the entire coverage for herself.

Until them, Ayame was filled with newfound determination in hopes to learn more about the turtles (she thinks they're the ones behind the explosion) and possibly speak them in person. Ayame was willing to find them someday, wherever their next crazy adventure was.

One clear evening, Ayame had finally spotted New York’s famous heroes on the rooftops and spied on them from afar, keeping cover undernearh the darkness. She was mentally noting down the way they behaved whilst they were snacking pizza, chatting and laughing like regular folks. After all, they seemed a lot like ordinary teenagers.. unlike her. She wasn't exactly an expert at blending into human society, but she did happen to know some basics. Unfortunately, as she edged closer to them, she somehow tripped on her own ankle and ended up blowing her cover in front of them.

Rather than instantly assuming her as a threat (they wouldn't exactly do that), they took a cautious approach and tried to question her who she was. She stubbornly refused, fearing that the mutants wouldn't believe a dragon like Ayame, was simply a real dragon. This decision lead into a small chase on the rooftops, ending with Leo finally catching up to her and grabbing her tail.

The turtles ushered her back to their hangout spot. She forced herself to reveal her identity to them by pulling her hood down and being forced to explain her entire story: how she was a dragon, never getting the chance to see her parents again after they had sent her to another world for her own safety, her fire powers (a little knowledge on magic and immense skills including strength, health, durability, speed, reflexes and stamina (I'm sorry if she's too OP, she's just a dragon.. (TᯅT)), including her albinism (she doesn't mention her athelia yet..)

After the entire conversation, the turtles offered to let her stay over at the lair since she had nowhere else to go. The turtles and Splinter officially welcomed her as a house guest for now, until they could mutually start trusting each other.

2 months before she met them, she used to sleep in random places to see what made a comfortable bed, besides a mattress. This included at the park, in a tree, inside a building (without anyone noticing), in an alleyway, in a 2-month old abandoned furniture shop (on the beds, how were they still in good condition??) and the nearby forest (if there even is one, but let's just say there is).

Over the past week, she spent her time bonding with them, looking around the lair, exploring/examining everything (especially stealing their raw food stash in their fridge sometimes.. she was allowed a couple times) and learning more about their daily lives.

During that week, Donnie offered to take her out to the city with him for the day so that she could understand a little more about modern human cultures, and Ayame reluctantly agreed. She was fashioned in this new dress (she got it reccomended by April, she also met her too and April seemed to believe in Ayame after hearing everything, which did make her happy):

When Ayame went out with the purple turtle, they were slightly crowded by fans, begging for an autograph from one the famous 'ninja turtles'. This made her slightly annoyed, but surprised that the humans were even interested in mutants like him They went on a small trip to a shopping centre and Donnie bought her the pyjamas she usually wears (including the kitty slippers, she loves thosea lot), which made Ayame begin to trust him a lot more than the other turtles.

Whenever Donnie wass gone with his brothers to get groceries or go to school, she often thinks about the moments she spent with him, especially whenever she wears her pyjamas, it reminds her of him all the time. She hung out with him the most out of the turtles, watching him play around on his laptop, listen to some of his tunes/watch videos on Youtube on speaker from his phone/laptop, have mini spar sessions, steal his blankets from his tent and sometimes be praised for learning new social basics by getting hand shakes.

For now, Ayame is living a new chapter of her life and is happy with the way everything currently is and hopes to embrace everything the Earth has to offer.

→ CLICK TO SEE AYAME'S PROFILE

→ CLICK TO SEE AYAME'S LORE

★ Reblogs are appreciated! ദ്ദി(⁀ᗢ⁀)

[funkycrabturtle]

hi what's up chat I UPDATED AYAME'S PLOT! the lore is also going to be updated + her reference post. BYE

[funkycrabturtle]

Thinking about putting you in a bag of water and shaking it violently tbh

WAIT HOLD ON PLEASE BLUB BLUB BLUB BLUB

[funkycrabturtle]

This fist I'm making with my hand is a representation of how I'm going to beat you up

and then you're gonna grab a baseball bat and we're gonna do THIS/j

[funkycrabturtle]

Me hitting "ask" on the dozens of asks I dump in your inbox

ay WHAT'S UP it's fluffy again!!

[funkycrabturtle]

tomodachi life: living the dream, IS THE BEST GAME I HAVE EVER PLAYED IN MY ENTIRE LIFE. regretemiku is currently the only resident, and i am 100% planning on adding more of my characters so she doesn't get lonely :-3

[funkycrabturtle]

look who FINALLY joined as well.. she became friends with regretemiku ^_^

[funkycrabturtle]

ayame you absolute goober

[funkycrabturtle]

dude WHY is this so fun..

[funkycrabturtle]

ok i'm crying NULL ACTUALLY LIKED THE FIT I GAVE HIM. and just wait till those two fall in love.. hehe :3

[funkycrabturtle]

okay so good news.. they fell in love.. AND I'M CRYING THEY GOT MARRIED AND WENT ON A HONEYMOON TO OCEANIA

[funkycrabturtle]

you'll get him one day.. ONE DAY. poor miko's crushing on him btw. ALSO WHAT IS UP WITH MY GANG??

[funkycrabturtle]

i'm crying VOCALNULL HAD A KID

[funkycrabturtle]

omg.. ANOTHER MARRIAGE I'M CRYING

[funkycrabturtle]

hiii! i'm making this my main post just to say i will be going on a break. and i will also reblog whenever i say i am! >_<

[funkycrabturtle]

hi um.. art block and burnout have me on a really bad chokehold.

SOMEONE SAVE ME PLEASE

[funkycrabturtle]

hi what's up I'M BACK

ayame revamp coming soon

[funkycrabturtle]

i was looking at the reflection of my laptop screen and happened to see my hair like this. this doesn't count towards my break btw, this is a lazy doodle for fun to try and get over my art block

[depressionanddrama]

Why are all my moots also each others moots. Why are you all connected. This feels like a family reunion except everyone is the gay cousin.

I see you as a goblin core gremlin. I think you're also blond. And short.

@kennyissilly @sparklesemen @boltyboiiiiii @fantasycobra @fearmecowards @denki-shock-and-awe @heartattackinblackdye @lvrkatsuki @keigoswingdingsyum @between2waves @artisteliza @axshi00 @bisexualfroppy @going-crazy-together @em-the-mushroom815 @flp-intheair @ritoko-ren-kun @jaybirdlives @videli @st4ry3mi @sapphire889 @inumaki-tuna-mayo @kaihasmoreswagthanyou3 @em-the-mushroom815 @meltingfacedeyeballlady2512 @please-no-talking @idontevenknowwhatimdoinghereguys @demonchildofhades @the-lesbians-made-me-do-it @iicor @vickysnowpawz @isawthecurseddog @streakisperfect @rosedmcenjoyer @spacefinch @throne-of-compassion @howyoudone @lenawrites0 @slyseavision @prismaticlie @goosetifur @dumbidiottranny @anotherpersonwholikesgayblockmen @importantchildcollector @percy-jackson-2 @wolvenmother @dollietteluv

I don't know that all of you are the gay cousin but you're certainly the cool cousins.

[iicor]

you seem like the cool alt kid with fire eyeliner

someone do me what are my vibes

@wiltingtu1ips @aussiebeth @autopilotangel @vickysnowpawz @sunshine-snake @coppperrrcoinnnn @aries0nmars @manesetgalaxies @maedaeeee @mars2moons @moon-storm @kitab00m101 + open tags!

[sunshine-snake]

you're the badass artist that i feel like would only eat bagels for breakfast in 2nd grade

also knows shit they aren't supposed to know, but also the Silly Guy™ of your irl friend group

what am i?

open tags! (who i'm tagging below the cut) :) /nf

@beanzdabean @gaysnake43 @iicor @yourlocalavian @wiltingtu1ips @ver-astroii @lunathetunaaa @autopilotangel @toadfree @maedaeeee @elilovestrafficsmp @iwishfishwerereal @biteygremlinanon @nerd-alerts @mcytobsessedshine @foxeroni @purrrrplecats @bucket-of-axilotl @fledgeheart @goodtimeswithshane @sea-jellie-thoguhts @ellie-star @ihavebeenstrippedfrommywhimsy @dawn-but-different @opalizedninjacat @vivaciousmessypixie @chocolate-croissant50 @mare-the-gupxolotl @cherryseed7 @merthaevelynk @blue-jay27 @phoenixrainsfire413 @multishipper33 @vickysnowpawz + anyone else /nf

[multishipper33]

to me you are.. well, it’s in the name. sunshine. very… bright. joyful. specifically sunlight through waxy leaves, that greenish gold shade. the forest’s most revered trickster; the kingdom’s most hated patriot. a harbinger of chaos, but not chaotic yourself.

@its-that-gay-fox @the-canary-wives @aries0nmars @all-hail-blood-sheep + open. analyze me 🙇‍♀️🙇‍♀️

[the-canary-wives]

i get the vibes of like... a bard playing on the lute in a cobbled medieval kingdom square area? cockily jeering at the people who pass by without dropping a coin in the Clearly Labelled Tip Hat. if mocked, the mockers are whacked over the head with the lute or get a comically large bugle (which was not visible moments before) blown in their ear. this is all in a positive light btw this is a Very Cool Bard.

@desertherm1t @ghghghostt @theweatherbird im curious to how i am percieved :3 roast me in a 1k word essay or write vague poetry or just point at me and go "orange cat vibes" :3 i will be intrigued either way :3

[ghghghostt]

person that can shapeshift back and forth between songbird familiar and traveler with a really good singing voice. big performer, very witty but also super kind person that loves to share trinkets with passerby. killer fits. absolutely killer fits.

@cassandra41924 @s-e-v-e-n-p-m @puppethatexists @auth0r-unknown @yourlocalavian @everiegreens @icariazz @coffee-dependent-kitsune @evxrbee + open tags. alright chatters. perceive me /silly

[cassandra41924]

you give me massive ragdoll cat energy tbh

@curiosity-flame @wiltingtu1ips @justalilolfrog @corvus-corvidae + anyone else!! (trying rly hard to avoid tagging twice)

[queerbookbitch]

you seem like the chill person in the corner reading with headphones

@teenytinydinosaurs @glassesgirlies @saphhoandstrawberries @nowhere-4ever @apjofan @kit-and-kaboodle-02 @luna1ol @rambling-rosee @superior-interests @minorlyobssesedwithginger @sabitha-is-magical @guiltyy-as-s1n @inverted-scorpio-33 @laymedowninthedirt @wavescyber @ezra-didntreallyfall @thetravelingfrogwizard @randomwholocker @phinksyhxhfan @unassumingcavegoblin @icedcoffee2809 @mrbuggyknot @ihavenoconsistentinterests @anders-chr @wisegirl42 @i-would-download-a-car @xombilog @jellyfishspacereality @rainbowhyperfixation @bookloveralina @tremendoustragedybard @bpd-swiftie @penpen363 @belladonna413 @sunshine-fahey @inedibleplastic @littlemisslucygay @alastorsluttylittlehipsway @chronicallyonlinebitch @chess-choco-chronicles @ineffablelyqueerwolfstarshipper @gossamer-daydream 

[chronicallyonlinebitch]

you seem like that fun talkative person that shares their ideas with anyone :)) also youre crocheting at the same time and everyone is impressed

@ineffablelyqueerwolfstarshipper @snoopy-271 @i-like-garlic-bread-and-frogs @elispresely @rushedname112 @fraythet1red @flyingeel221b @scutchy + openn :D

[i-like-garlic-bread-and-frogs]

youre a fun and silly creature and now that we think about it kinda siblingy wdk how to explain that

@depressed-celestial-body @d4rk4elias @flower-bud-iris @depressedquetzal who the fuck else do we tag

[d4rk4elias]

You seem very cool and nice !! Tho we haven't interacted much you are very cool imo !

@marrmora @lavenlust @freaky-uru @sunnywolf3r @p4th3tic-4ng3l @crucifysorrow :33 /nf /open !

[sunnywolf3r]

You're my child, you're obvi the #coolest kid in the club

Tags💖

@authormars @nerdyauthortheatrekid @marshmellow-oxo @obey-me-hoe @filthprince @le0zs4crif1ze @spoux @salviasabbath @oshidorifuufu2 @threerabbitsinatrenchcoat

[le0zs4crif1ze]

You give me the vibes of a cat,...one of those very elegant looking cats with a pearl necklace ..

or a fallen angel yk? those "one day I'll grow wings" images , It's very pure but you can tell there's something under the meaning of it.. very positive this is very positive!!!!1 I 've always loved those aesthetics actually♡ /p

@gloomyeiscue / @randopineapple / I don't remember the handles .. wait.. / @funkycrabturtle / uhm. anyone else /nf /open...

[funkycrabturtle]

WOAH NEW USERNAME!! anyways you guys kinda remind me of those smiski figures/pos

@miss-fluffy-the-fluffiest @cozmic-wyatt @itsnotstephagain @kerosnes @3m0n3rd

[funkycrabturtle]

this image is lookin prettyy funky.. ಠಿ_ಠ

mmmmm, chicken jockey