Little Circus Freak

he/it feral little guy 1998 I just kinda do whatever here. I don't know.

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Every time I go into my likes to find a specific post I get distracted immediately and go "Wow, these are all bangers. Looks like I already liked all of them tho, that's weird."

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I need to know what fanfiction Simon wrote asap please\(//∇//)\ and everything about his self insert

That fanfiction is between him and God.

HOWEVER, heres his self-insert

context if you have no idea what’s going on

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Damn, Simon really got hit with the worst case of fanfiction author curse ever

"Hey guys, sorry I haven't written in so long, I got put in prison for blowing up a space station (that was not supposed to happen btw) and then I got welded into a submarine and sent into the blood ocean.

Good news tho, I met God and It personally sent me into the PHM universe, so there should be lot more updates now.

Enjoy!"

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Hey guys check out out, I put Markiplier in Repo! The Genetic Opera (I know you can't tell from the art but it's definitely 100% Markiplier, just trust me)

I saw this art by @ectojesterdraws and because I am afflicted by Bloodymary brain worms, I immediately thought of adding Simon to the setting too.

I was gonna draw him flirting with Jeffrey as well but I'm lazy and also the poor Iron Lung fans deserve to have some cool Simon art that isn't directly related to Ryan Gosling, so I'll post this as is.

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I can't be the only idiot whose reaction when the camera went off in the hangar scene was "Oh my god, there's a giant skeleton", right? I intuitively put together that the camera was an X-ray, but somehow my first thought was still "It can go through the hangar walls and captured the bones of some giant alien/blood ocean creature that's looming right outside!" Instead of, you know, realizing that's the bones of the person whose literally right in front of the camera.

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pinhole god was just projecting its period cramps onto Simon send post

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Hahaha ok I didn't think getting like 100 likes on a post would be this scary

I normally just post into the void. I'm not prepared for people actually perceiving me, wtf

I'm just a weird little bug, please don't lift my rock

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you know what? I'm cool about it now. The number has become so large that it just does not compute as a real amount of people in my head anymore. I really gotta figure out how to disable notifications for likes specifically while keeping reblogs tho, because I like seeing everyone's tags but constantly having a notification in the corner of my screen is bothering me.

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Hahaha ok I didn't think getting like 100 likes on a post would be this scary

I normally just post into the void. I'm not prepared for people actually perceiving me, wtf

I'm just a weird little bug, please don't lift my rock

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I don't know if anyone's done this yet. I've only seen it with the roles switched, so I had to make this version too. Let's be real, they're both pathetic for each other, so it could go either way.

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you know,

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okok drew the second one too, meet Eunwoo! He flirts by staring autistically.

Uhh I'd love to yap excitedly about him but the hyperfixation faded like literally the morning after I finished drawing this. I also infodumped about them to my partner and I think I got like post yap clarity or something lmao

Anyways, I'm glad I at least managed to draw them both before my brain turned against me. Hopefully I can reactivate the excitement eventually and develop them more. Idk man, the way my brain works in terms of creativity is honestly very frustrating.

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Ok I did it, I made one of my blorbos real!!

Meet Namgung Myung! Or just Myung, it depends on the timeline.

I made 3 designs to show different stages of his story. The first is him being the saddest and soggiest little wet cat in his clan, the second is after just running away from home with his crush and the third is him finally blossoming into the beautiful and joyous little gay dog man he was always meant to be. Yay!

Look at him!! He is the creature ever. Rotating him in my mind 24/7

I'll hopefully make his boyfriend soon

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blorbos is my head.... oughuuhguguhgu

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Again...

Guys seriously....I avoid all asks that are along the lines of: "WOULD THE CIRCUS MEMBERS CARE IF MC WERE ---" Short, had certain hair, curvy, forgetful, had xyz disorder, etc. etc.

YES....THEY'D CARE....CAUSE THEY LOVE YOU.

Basically they'll all accept you.

If not? Write that fic.

If so? Write that fic.

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It's possible that some of those people might be trying to ask less about if the circus members would still love them and more about the specific shape said love takes. I'm gonna use something I've thought about as an example. If I were to ask something like "what if the MC is transmasc?" I wouldn't mean "Would pierrot still love them/accept their gender?" because, I mean obviously he would. I'd mean more like, how familiar is he with the concept of being transgender? would it need some explaining? would he be able to recognize the MCs gender even if they're in the closet because he just watches all their mannerisms that closely? Would he worry if he notices MC wearing their binder for too long? Or if he's more naive, would he see top surgery scars and get all worried like "oh no, did you get hurt?" Idk, all that stuff is just kinda fun to think about. maybe some fans ask these things because they'd like to see you think of little scenarios like that because they're not that confident in their ability to come up with those things on their own. But I still get how those repetitive asks could get tiring. So hey, if you're out there somewhere and had a similar question of your own: write that scenario! Don't be scared! Even if it's just a super short post, you can make your own version. Just write out all those little ideas you have floating around in your head. You don't need to be scared of it not being good enough. Don't be worried about it being too self-insert-y or too indulgent or whatever. Self inserting is the whole premise of a dating sim anyways and being cringe rules! Just put yourselves out there. It's alright. We're all happy to see more fandom content!

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Hi there! I only recently discovered this fandom, but I've already devoured a good chunk of your fanfictions and art and I just wanna say, thank you for feeding my brainworms lol So I'm usually very shy when it comes to interacting with people, but this fandom has me in its grip so hard and I'm filled me with so many thoughts and ideas that I just need to share them somewhere. Thus I have ventured out of my hermit cave today to humbly present you with this gift:

What if the MC is scared of spiders.

-------------------------------------- What if Pierrot comes into the cafe one day just to find you frozen in fear, trembling, staring at this tiny little eight legged creature? Obviously he'd want to kill it right away. How dare this thing cause his beloved such fear? But maybe he'd also feel some anxiety. You're so afraid of just this small little thing. What more of him? Would you ever be able to smile at him warmly if you knew what he truly was? Now, what if you tell him not to kill it? "But aren't you afraid of it, my dear?" "I am, but that's not its fault. It's just existing. It doesn't deserve to die for that." Cue Pierrot's mind running wild with possibilities of you accepting him, of extending kindness to him even if you know what he is. Even if it scares you. You're trying to tell him how to trap the spider in a cup to release outside and he's only half listening because he's too busy imagining your future together. -------------------------------------- Now I'm personally a Pierrot simp through and through, but I could imagine this being fun with Harlequin too. He would immediately start teasing you, trying to scare you even more before eventually mercifully offering to be your savior and vanquish the foul beast. If you refuse his offer, he would just tease you more for being so soft-hearted. Telling you how silly you look trying to find compassion for something while you're so obviously terrified of it. But maybe, just maybe, a small part of him is touched by it, even if he'd never admit it. You would still not be spared from him trying to scare you with various fake spider props afterwards tho. Ideally trying to set it up so you'll jump into his arms out of fear. -------------------------------------- Is this anything? If you or anyone seeing this feels some spark of creativity from this, feel free to write your own version of the scenario. I would be so happy to see it. Anyways, that's all I wanted to say. Sorry for the long ask. I must return to my cave now, for I fear being exposed to the sun for any longer may burn my skin. Farewell!

Harlequin, even if he is touched by your compassion, would fucking hold the spider, gently, by one leg and SHOVE IT I N YOUR FACE. LAUGHING.

THE MAN WOULD GET NO PUSSY FOR A MONTH FOR THAT (at least if we're talking about me). LIKE DAMN.

Also that scenario with Pierrot (where MC doesn't want him to kill the spider) was so cute I just gained five fucking cavities. Thank you for the FOOD <3 seriously, that is so sweet~ But as someone who is deathly afraid of spiders, I would straight-up be like:

"KILL IT PIERROT. KILL IT WITH FIRE! PROVE YOU LOVE ME DAMMIT!"

Anyway <3 this is a wonderful gift! Love all of it tbh!!! Ty and so glad to see this fandom helping you to interact with others more :D it's done the same for me too <3 such a magical fandom really :3

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Actually, I just remembered neko saying at some point that animals go wild around the circus crew, so alternative scenario:

It's late. You're supposed to be closing up, but you're locked in a staring contest with a spider. Then out of the corner of your eye you see Pierrot (or Harlequin if you prefer) approaching the cafe and think "Thank god, someone who can deal with this for me."

As soon as you hear the jingle of the door opening you start pleading "Pierrot please help, there's this giant spi-"

And that's when it starts scuttling away at max speed because it's instinively afraid of his presence and you let out the most blood curdling scream of horror and jump right into his arms.

Overall, perhaps rather traumatizing, as all spider encounters are, but you get to be held by your clown husband, so it's all worth it in the end lol

Although while Pierrot would blush like mad and do everything in his power to track the thing down and eliminate it for you, Harlequin would just laugh at you. Be prepared to never, ever live this moment down.

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