The girl blogging this

[tootsied-deactivated20130628]

I don’t give a damn about my reputation [LOUD GUITAR]

[iapprovethispost]

You’re living in the past it’s a new generation 

[tootsied-deactivated20130628]

[LOUD GUITAR]

[illinicoise]

[SHREK ATTACKS THE KNIGHTS AT LORD FARQUAD’S CASTLE]

[american-niki]

back in my day the reblog button was on the top. we had to scroll 15 miles through the snow, uphill both ways.

[anxietyproblem]

[bitchycode]

art

[crocodiles-hoe]

The accuracy is astounding.

[sparknoteslitmemes]

[aru]

Tumblr Code.

[geekishchic]

If I ever see any of you in public, the code is “i fill my ass with orange juice”

that way we know we’re from tumblr without revealing anything

I’m just going to say this to strangers until i find a tumblr person

must keep reblogering!! Im going to be so suspicious if any one tells me this now!

Remember the answer is: ”17 cocks”

always reblog tumblr identification

[amlsh-deactivated20181211]

this post makes me want to gouge my eyes out

[sads]

im laughins so hard who changed it

[ace-beef]

[pisshandkerchief-deactivated202]

WHO TF EDITED THE SHOELACE POST

[pisshandkerchief-deactivated202]

No seriously the edit function has been gone for years who did this

[ryebreadgf]

google search wrapped

[triffids]

[bareniabirkin]

😟😳😳😳

[squadron-of-damned]

#idk what this means or if i do this but ig i'll just hold my phone with my pinky stuck out from now on?? 

Good question, also no that won’t help.

shitty MS Paint 3 minutes doodle, nto entirely accurate: When you have your pinky hooked on the “bottom” edge of the phone for the extra security so it doesn’t slide out of your hand that easily, you’re wreaking damage on your hand, since the pinky is extremely askew from it’s resting position. You might have noticed that when you hold your phone like that for long time it begins to hurt, like when you are gripping a pen too tightly for example.

Green lines - the fingers are going their natural way. Red line - the pinky is way off, that’s bad.

[theclockworkjudas]

Me: Oh, good thing I never-

Me, looking down at hand: By talos this can't be happening

[samshepard]

https://slate.com/technology/2021/10/smartphone-pinkie-iphone-injury-wrist-hand-explained.html

hey everybody this is Fake News and you can go back to holding your phone normally.

The Truth About “Smartphone Pinkie”

And what to really watch out for.

[eladrins]

[jigglypuffsvevo]

me standing inside a bank screaming: MOTHERLODE MOTHERLODE MOTHERLODE MOTHERLODE MOTHERLODE MOTHERLODE MOTHERLODE

[myboyfriendpetebuttigieg]

Realistic Erotica: “Please don’t stop,” she moaned just as my fucking hand started to really cramp.

[airsignz]

[charlottan]

kind of a milf. reblog

[gotterhag]

hello?

[arizonaconservativegal]

Fun fact: Arizona is the only place in the country where the state mine inspector is an elected position

Another fun fact: this is one of my favorite political ads of all time, straight out of 2014

[catparazzi]

I forgot vampire bats were a thing and thought they were referring to the folklore kind of vampire

[tacticalskirt]

the subtle advocation for kids to be playing in the abandoned copper mines is also not great

[wrenrouge]

okay, but all I’ve done today is sleep lmao 

[wrenrouge]

I woke up at noon, ate lasagna and went back to sleep right after

[wrenrouge]

SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT  UP!!!!!!!

[oomshi]

[xeppeli]

It makes me happy knowing that we have an entire subgroup of twitter users that prepare some freshly cut pinapple for their significant other before they visit. This is very sweet.

[swimming-in-shattered-stars]

[rivie-art]

mum says it’s my turn with the carbon

[7mangoes]

let’s level up from choking each other to slapping each other

[lionmighty-deactivated20171224]

Why even fuck anymore? Just throw hands and see who nut first.