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A Little Girl Asked Her Mother A Question. Her Explanation Is...

A little girl asks her mother and father how the human race came to be - her mother's answer is priceless... - latest joke

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A lion woke up one morning feeling really rowdy and mean

Funny Joke: A lion woke up one morning feeling really rowdy and mean. He went out and cornered a small monkey and roared, “Who is mightiest of all jungle

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Funny Joke: One day, a drunk guy decides to go ice fishing. He gets out onto the ice and starts making a hole with his ice augur. Suddenly he hears a

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A man goes into a confessional box

Funny Joke: A guy goes into the confessional box after years being away from the Church. He pulls aside the curtain, enters and sits himself down.

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School Crush Reunion

Funny Joke: I was sitting in the waiting room for my first appointment with a new dentist. I noticed his BDS degree on the wall, which bore his full name.

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Are you still going to that memory clinic?

Funny Joke: Two elderly couples have their weekly meet up at a table in their local park. They take a seat, the ladies chat with one another across the table,

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Forrest Gump was tested at the Gates of Heaven

Funny Joke: When Forrest Gump died, he stood in front of St. Peter at the Pearly Gates. St. Peter said, "Welcome, Forrest. We've heard a lot about you."

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Humor: A new supermarket opened near my house

Funny Joke: A new supermarket opened near my house. It has an automatic water mister to keep the produce fresh. Just before it goes on, you hear the sound of

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The Funny Old Forgetful Couple Go To A Doctor

Funny Joke: There was an elderly couple who in their old age... ... noticed that they were getting a lot more forgetful, so they decided to go to the doctor.

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The Twelve (funny) Thank You Notes Of Christmas

Funny Joke: Dec 25 My dearest darling Edward, What a wonderful surprise has just greeted me! That sweet partridge, in that lovely little pear tree; what an

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Who is doing all the work?

Funny Joke: The population of this country is 327 million. 76 million are retired. That leaves 251 million to do the work. There are 48 million