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My favorite words are Fun Fact and Did you know
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he wasn't even looking at me and he found me
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no rizz. just insane music taste & a peculiar amount of knowledge about very niche topics and historic events
My favorite words are Fun Fact and Did you know
they’re called. th. they’re called responsibilities bechause theyh keep fucking respawnjng
Sorry y'all this was a buzzfeed account and I just got laid off 🙃
august, september, halloween, november, december
I think you mean august, september, halloween, turkey, christmas
I believe it’s spelled hot as balls, fuck it it’s school again, halloween, turkey, christmas
don’t forget new years, forever alone, windy as fuck, shit its raining, allergies, oh hey its actually decent, wait nevermind
is it just me or does christmas feel weird this year
IT’S NOT JUST YOU SOMEONE PLEASE EXPLAIN THIS
IT DOESNT FEEL LIKE CHRISTMAS
NOR DID IT FEEL LIKE HALLOWEEN
WHAT IS HAPPENING
Guys. Sit down, I’m going to tell you something. Are you ready?
It’s called…. getting older.
MAKE IT STOP
I hate being Australian sometimes because for us Christmas songs don’t make any sense.
“Walking in a winter wonderla- LOL NO WE’RE IN A FUCKING SAUNA”
“It’s beginning to look a lot like Christmas IN ALL THE SHOPPING CENTERS BUT NOWHERE ELSE BECAUSE IT’S ALL SUNNY”
“Let it snow - OH WAIT WE CAN’T BECAUSE THERE’S NO FUCKING SNOW HERE”
“Baby it’s cold INSIDE WITH THE AIR CONDITIONER BUT OUTSIDE IT’S COMPARABLE TO THE FIREY DEPTHS OF HELL”
My favourite Christmas carol is silent night because of the line “holy infant, so tender and mild” because I like to imagine the baby Jesus as a chicken wing
how pissed would you be if you opened this on christmas
my pARENTS JUST SAID THEY GOT A CHRISTMAS TREE OH MY GOD WE HAVEN’T HAD A CHRISTMAS TREE IN YEARS
I JUST RACED INTO THE LIVING ROOM TO SEE IT AND
I don’t understand Christmas movies where Santa exists and the adults don’t believe in him. Because if he exists in the story, that means he’s delivering presents to everyone, including the kids of the skeptical adults, and so those skeptics must be sort of confused about all the gifts under the tree that they didn’t buy.
THANK GOD I’M NOT THE ONLY ONE WHO THINKS OF THIS
OKAY THANK YOU.
last christmas
i gave you my heart
but the very next day
you said you were gay
MY MOM HAS A SHOE BOX UNDER HER BED
AND IT IS HIDDEN YET EASILY ACCESSIBLE
I THINK I FOUND MY CHRISTMAS PRESENTS LET ME CHECK
ABORT ABORT IT WAS NOT A CHRISTMAS PRESENT MY EYES OH MY GOD HELP ME THAT CANNOT BE UNSEEN
it’s christmas next month
IT’S CHRISTMAS NEXT MONTH
it’s christmas next month
CHRISTMAS
NEXT MONTH
MY BIRTHDAY IS NEXT MONTH!
Nobody cares about your birthday
unless you’re Jesus and your birthday is Christmas
We ran out of Christmas wrapping paper
So I DIY’d