What Goes Around is All Around

Alex..31, Gatineau..she/her or they/them pronouns. Number One Panicland Fan. Seabird researcher?

[skittypilled]

so i put my hands up theyre playing my song the evil skull flies away

[thbstvrdthmtlbndndntn]

Don’t know if I mentioned this but last weekend there was really annoying lady on my flight who was talking super loudly to the old man beside her and she was discussing going to see cypress hill (the band) and the guy thought she was talking about going to cypress hill (Saskatchewan) and I was so tempted to clear up the misunderstanding but they were EIGHT ROWS AWAY

[thbstvrdthmtlbndndntn]

When people talk about Merlin the wizard and I think they’re talking about Merlin the app

[beemovieerotica]

you put a dog on a diet and he'll start begging for plain ass vinegar like he's christ on the cross

[beemovieerotica]

ok my apologies, apparently it was a big deal that jesus did NOT beg for vinegar while on the cross. and this was like, religiously important.

anyway my dog is suffering more than christ

[thbstvrdthmtlbndndntn]

Just remembered for the first time in years my ex and I stopping at the last bar after a long pub crawl and asking for waters and instead getting served straight up simple syrup in a pint glass and both taking a big swig and spitting it out at the same time

[annelidarchive]

the thing about that weird stuff americans call cheese is that if you heat it a little it becomes an excellent burger condiment despite its failings in every other area. such is the fate of the american cultural product

[lootpuppy-deactivated20260205]

the American 'cheese' slice was engineered by our best scientific minds (all borrowed from Germany ofc) to melt perfectly onto a burger and for nothing else. Its only purpose is to compliment the one true product of the American people. The hamburger. (also borrowed from Germany)

[annelidarchive]

reeling a little at the implication that the Kraft Single was a product of operation paperclip

[foone]

in case you were wondering:

American Cheese is a processed cheese made of Cheddar, Colby, or similar, combined with Sodium citrate. The Sodium citrate keeps the cheese fats from separating during the pasteurization process.

The patent for processing American Cheese was granted in 1916 to James L. Kraft, a Canadian of German descent who had immigrated to the US in 1904. Pasteurizing the cheese prevents it from spoiling, allowing it to be shipped farther and stored longer. It was actually WW1 that gave Kraft (and his company) their big break, as the US government provided cheese (in tins) to the armed forces abroad.

So no, Project Paperclip here, although the US Armed Forces and Germans were involved. His ancestors left Germany for Mennonite reasons, not because they were Nazis.

Fun fact: His parents spelled their last name "Krafft". He dropped one of the Fs when he started J.L. Kraft & Bros. Company, which later became Kraft Foods.

[thbstvrdthmtlbndndntn]

One of the worst things about making dinner in a slow cooker is I’m actually hitting a stride right now with writing my thesis but I have to go home because my brisket is almost done

[diosapate]

looking at your phone is always one of these two experiences

[thbstvrdthmtlbndndntn]

you say you're nervous about your thesis but you seem to know more about uh birds bugs marine biology the forest etc idk than any of the other large breasted tumblr women i follow on tumblr and the city bus

Thanks

[jerkeline]

One way to get tasks done in the day is to make yourself a Chekhov's List. Put all of the things you have to do on a list, and now that they've been revealed they'll need to be completed by the afternoon (third act) and when you've completed something you can Chekov that task from the list

[bizarreauhavre]

Elodie Antoine, (velvet mushroom sofa).

[fleetwood-mac-andcheese]

[itsbasil]

you put those tags on this post where they belong

[dogpuppy]

[leahgardner-art]

blue hour on I-65

[ostolero]

young old person tip for you all. go get some photos printed (pauses so someone can say bogos binted) and fill out a physical album

[sayaratyriea]

and annotate them with who is in the photos and when and where the photos were taken!!! your extended family 50 years from now will be grateful, and so will you if you end up forgetting any details

[mortimermcmirestinks]

(sprints into room late, looking harried and frantic as fuck) bogos binted. did I miss it

[starkwoes]

There's this video of nuns talking about their favourite things to do outside of nun activities and one of them says "ultimate frisbee" and the other one goes "and sister you are so good at that." I literally cannot get "and sister you are so good at that" out of my head. Out of all my stims this one is my fav lolol

[pangur-and-grim]

my house is scary at night

[storyweavingspider]

Interpreted this initially not as shelves, but as your cat having erected defensive fortifications