I don't know either

Amy / 23 / UK  This blog is a huge mess of fandoms, "humor", and a bunch of other random shit. Sorry in advance.

[kaijuno]

[charl0ttan]

does anyone know why youtube videos from 2020 have had that 5y on them lately

[charl0ttan]

sorry for fucking up our conversation i had never had that one before

[its-funnytwittertweets]

[yoursminehourss]

honestly i think im good without that thanks

[shmoo06]

big mood

[demilypyro]

It's been a decade and a half since I watched yugioh, did kaiba know his rival was a ghost possessing a kid or was he just like that

[demilypyro]

He diagnosed yugi with DID and thought nothing further of it

[demilypyro]

[wrathful-banette]

@funnier-as-a-system

[funnier-as-a-system]

[ID (first image): two replies. They read: darkfiretaimatsu: Kaiba absolutely thought magic and every supernatural thing that happened was bullshit, and would routinely get pissy any time it was brought up. garwuden: He definitely knew there were two Yugi's but refused to believe in magic / end first ID]

[ID (second image): a tag by gumigoblin that reads: put ya alter on the phone I want to duel ./ end second ID]

[ceruleana]

arguing against ai is always like. im not sure how to explain to you. that you need to think for yourself with your own thoughts. . maybe this would be easier to understand if idk, you were practiced in thinking for yourself

[imitationgod]

obviously im of the belief that labelling food abd the ingredients it contains as clearly as possible is really good practice, and i highly approve of it

but the specific sense of comedy thats invoked in you when you look at a dish that is almost entirely a certain ingredient and theres a little sign next to it that reads “THIS ITEM CONTAINS [INGREDIENT]” is something that cannot be ignored

[imitationgod]

little sign next to a tray of salmon fillets: THIS ITEM CONTAINS FISH

me, under my breath: yeah brother i sure hope it does

[cazort]

DRY ROASTED UNSALTED PEANUTS.

INGREDIENTS: PEANUTS.

CONTAINS: PEANUTS.

WARNING: THIS PRODUCT IS PROCESSED IN A FACILITY THAT ALSO PROCESSES PEANUTS.

[cellobuster]

Sonic the Hedgehog (sustained speed of 767 MPH) could have made the journey from the Shire to Mount Doom (1718.5 miles) in just over two hours. But also he famously loves rings, so he almost assuredly would have found the thrall of the Ring far too powerful to resist. Tails would have had to shoot him

[rabbiteclair]

i have a brain problem that prevents me from understanding people who need so much specifically newly-released TV shows that they're upset by the prospect of going a few months without new ones being produced

like they could stop making video games and books today and I wouldn't notice until sometime in 2026. honestly if they'd stop making new video games for a while that'd be kinda convenient. everyone take a break and let me catch up. I still haven't even played Persona 5.

[rabbiteclair]

find me in 2029 going "you guys heard about this red plumber dude? little bastard just loves to jump lol. anyway it sounds weird, I know, but I'm kinda getting into it"

[northshorewave]

[hzapping]

[madnessofmen]

he's a manic pixie dream girl except he's a depressed alcoholic middle aged man

[0dde11eth]

[hjartasalt]

I have exactly one thing to say about shoplifting from large chains and it's this: if you're gonna do it then please take the whole product

[psyduckery]

Just take the whole pack, please.

[hjartasalt]

This is the worst thing I've seen in my entire life

[simonthefatcat]

im re-reading the hobbit and its so funny

Gandalf: “thorin your dad wanted me to give this to you when i found him in a necromancers dungeon”

Thorin: “why were you in a necromancers dungeon”

Gandalf : “dont worry about that”

[retellingthehobbit]

(x)

[bluedillylee]

The original artist who made this funny comic- I’m just making a witcher version

Geralt’s age is all over the place in the various adaptations so I compromised by choosing none of them lol

[redpandarascal]

in conversation about white people who go to Japan and expect their knowledge of anime to culturally carry them, I was once posed with “it’s like if there was a Japanese guy who was obsessed with spongebob and came over here and thought he could get by just communicating in spongebob quotes.” This is a false equivalence because if such a man existed we would crown him king. We’d love him. Americans would fucking love that. sometimes I get sad that this isn’t a real guy I can invite to a party.