"I'm not passive but aggressive."

I say yo, unironically. whoops. RAVENCLAW{ wear }

[vuitton]

[nana-71926]

The most tender gaze.

[themightykaimonster]

Tiger slow-blink and hand-holding. MY HEART.

[preservable]

if you both agree to take a nap instead of going out, it’s a date

[bestofmiarren-blog]

[hohoehoes]

the floor is a shelf for everything

[sa2ha]

me, applying a hydrating serum to my skin: have a fucking sip babe

[laurelhach]

using microsoft word

*moves an image a mm to the left*

all text and images shift. four new pages appear. paragraph breaks form a union. a swarm of commas buzzes at the window. in the distance, sirens.

[rosewater1997]

My favorite feeling is when it’s winter and you wake up in the middle of the night and you look out the window and there’s snow on the ground and the sky is kind of light colored and it looks misplaced and kind of eerie but also comforting i love it the most 

[mingrose]

Now, Larry, it’s your turn to listen to me.

[dearsenna]

Favorite Movies: [06/?] Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets “Salazar Slytherin wished to be more selective about the students admitted to Hogwarts. He believed magical learning should be kept within all magic families. In other words, pure bloods. Unable to sway the others, he decided to leave the school. Now according to legend, Slytherin had built a hidden chamber in this castle, known as the Chamber of Secrets. Though shortly before departing, he sealed it until that time when his own true heir returned to the school. .”

[trustalljoys-deactivated2020072]

im obsessed w physical closeness, romantically….not even sexually just if u date me it’s all hugging all the time we are gonna lay in bed and im gonna cuddle w u, we will stand in the kitchen and i will stand hip to hip w u, u will sit on the couch and i will stroke your hair and kiss your forehead….it’s so intoxicating as a concept

[threepac-deactivated20120816]

i find it really weird how we can talk to ourselves in our head like how does that even work

[stumpbodytolove]

Long Car Rides

Other people: uh so boring

Me, a maladaptive daydreamer: oh this is a blessing let me just listen to music and stare at my window while my mind slips away into my alternate reality

[wizardingworld]

It’s a bit strange, isn’t it? Strange? You hear this voice, a voice only you can hear and then Mrs. Norris turns up Petrified. It’s just strange.

[triss-merigolds]

Okay then. Well, don’t touch any buttons or pull any levers or make any funny faces. Actually, don’t move. Stand completely still. Don’t breathe. Well, you can breathe, but shallow breaths. 

[babyanimalgifs]

I didn’t know cheetahs meow I’ve always thought they roar my whole life has been a lie

[fukkce]

This teacher battled his student in a talent show….teacher was WAVYYYY

[theliesofrello]

Teacher hit the first move and I knew it was curtains

[moombahs-deactivated20180118]

Different!!! Who is that!!!

[pochowek]

I dont even need the “binky fucks my mom now” edit the originals are so much funnier