Funny Texts Posts

This blog is pretty self explanatory. THINGS I WILL REBLOG: ∞ Funny text posts ∞ A picture if theres a funny comment ∞ A picture with a funny text post ∞ A gif with a funny text post

[macintush-deactivated20140612]

ooooo a new post i havent seen before

*sees it on dash 197 more times in 3 minutes*

I hate that post

[fit-and-healthy-for-tomorrow]

My current clothing style is a combination of “shit I’m late”, “shit it’s cold”, with just a hint of “I’m too lazy to look socially acceptable for you losers”.

[slydig-deactivated20160315]

hey ur so cute and nice give me ur bank account

[nishlo-deactivated20151015]

would u rather have penises for fingers or vaginas for ears

[everybidenjusthavegoodtime]

i wonder what a song would taste like if you could eat it

[ashlandrenee]

[8392019938]

im not high mom im just happy

[8392019938]

happy i blazed that dank ass weed

[h0odrich]

everything good makes you fat an addict or broke

[tommypickles]

[vvabbits-deactivated20131123]

my whole life is a meme

[pyuke-deactivated20130324]

[queerlitsuperhero-deactivated20]

I’m so glad you just said “no homo” after complimenting me

I was real worried for a sec that I’d have to bend you over a counter and fuck you.

[cxnvinced-blog]

everyone needs a transparent pb&j on their blog so i made one 4 u all.

[tylenold]

this explains everything

[everybidenjusthavegoodtime]

son that’s it you’re grounded. i found a rap album hiding under your bed and it was the clean version. i didn’t raise you to be such a nerd

[funnytextpostsonly]

Parents: What foreign language class are you taking this year?

Me: Math.

[funkyfartmaster]

If your boyfriend tells you to lose weight, you should absolutely do as he says. Drop 150 pounds instantly by dumping his stupid ass and then go eat a pizza like the beautiful bitch you are

[peenslaya]

in australia we actually have a tv channel called ‘7mate’

[guiltyfilthycasuals]

well in britain we have a tv channel called ‘dave’ and if you missed a programme on it, you can watch that programme an hour later on their other channel called ‘dave ja vu’

[punkgoesbridget]

in america we have this tv channel called FOX and it’s not even about foxes

[im-moving-yo-blog]

it just has lies