"I have to wet myself. NO NOT LIKE THAT. I MEANT PUT WATER ON MYSELF."
Katie Choi <3
Mr. Gates picked an opportune moment to walk by...
Show & Tell
"I'm Dorothy Gale from Kansas"
PUT YOUR BEARD IN MY MOUTH

blake kathryn

ellievsbear

@theartofmadeline
sheepfilms
todays bird
Sweet Seals For You, Always

#extradirty

if i look back, i am lost
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Today's Document
Noah Kahan
Lint Roller? I Barely Know Her

Andulka

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2025 on Tumblr: Trends That Defined the Year
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@funnythingspeopleiknowsay
"I have to wet myself. NO NOT LIKE THAT. I MEANT PUT WATER ON MYSELF."
Katie Choi <3
Mr. Gates picked an opportune moment to walk by...
Quarters in the Fridge
6-year-old sister to her triplets: Why is there a quarter in the fridge?
One of them: I don't know!
Other: MY QUARTER! AHHHHHHHHH!
(and then she ran to get her quarter out of the fridge)
"And then we were... Oh..."
Tiffany paused when we saw a shirtless guy in an anime opening. HAHA closest to ogling she'll ever get.
Wait… SNAPE DIES?!?! [I feel so bad for Voldemort)
eashani, while watching harry potter (via brinnyk)
At an interview Annette was leading...
Annette: So, which historical figure inspires you?
Interviewee: Martin Luther King Jr. inspires me because of the way he freed the slaves.
JKDBASMNFBDNMAVBFNMB and apparently the guy repeated this a couple of times, too..
..and was going to be a junior in high school.
"You're... you're smaller than a pumpkin!! No, no you're smaller than something smaller than a pumpkin! Take that!"
We let my nephew believe that was a good insult <3
"I couldn't stop thinking about bridge when I was trying to sleep, but I knew I had to wake up early, so I just started going up from 39 times 12..."
My dad <3 yes he does complex multiplication to get his mind off a card game at night HAHAHA
Sometimes I wake up and my pants are off.
HAHAHAHABKUO...WHERE YOU WAKING UP?!
btw it was even funnier at the time because i thought she was talking about being at chinese school..
"Whooaaaa, your hair is so long now! It's like.. boob length!"
BRINNY LAWL. she was on a roll on friday.. so there's more to come ;D
this is so trippy!
my [brittney's] mom (via taietnamese)
lawlz mrs. kuo<3
"Bill Nye is like the Chuck Norris of science"
Connie! I knew she was my favorite South Korean for a reason ;)
Mrs. Seto <3
Stephanie: We're going to Gamestop.
Mama Seto: Oh, okay! Well, I'm going to get some free underwear.
lawlz a year old but still gold
Aparna preaches
Me: I still don't get why Asians like to be so pale.
Rachel: Well that's what's considered beautiful in their society.
Aparna: I'm considered brown in my society.
"Wait, wait, go back. I wanna talk to myself. Hiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii!" (to herself)
Christine Yanguhhhhhhh and I were video chatting and I turned the cam onto her picture and then turned it back onto me. LAWLZ
I have a nagging suspicion that she said this knowing I would post it
BUT LOL BRITTNEY.
Brittney:...lol my brother just sent me a video of a bunny eating a flower
...i've been staring at it for the past minute or two
...it's fascinating
...bunnies
...IT'S SO CUTE THE NOSE IS TWITCHING
...EEEEEEEEEEEEEE
...IT'S SO FLUFFY
...BUUUUUUUNNY
...FLUFFY BUNNY
yeahbye
Date?
Christine: haha, so are we meeting in tutorial still??
me: i guess
just in case.
Christine:i'm going to be a little late tho
i have to go somewhere during the firstish half of tutorial
me: ;) date?
Christine: huh?
uh tomorrow...
is may 10
oh lol....oh.....-____-
Oh Mr. M..
Christain is getting her course requester signed for her tennis team from the coach she's had for the last two years at school.
Mr. M: I was thinking about you yesterday Christine!
Christine: ...oh... what about?
AWKWARDHAHAHAHAH