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Why has every twilight fic writer fallen off the face of the earth? Where’d you guys go? How am I supposed to get my fix? Updated 2 years ago? Come back. Finish this. I need you.
— Eat Your Heart Out!
Includes: Dick Grayson, Wally West, Barry Allen and Hal Jordan
Summary: during a party game, he gets flustered from kissing you :p
Content/CW -> gn! reader, abt ~500 words a part, light teasing, being flustered, the boys being menaces, making out, slightly suggestive, lmk if i forgot anything
requested by the lovely amazing @gothamorphosis
froggi yaps -> did you miss me? cause i missed you :p im back and better than ever, i got soooo much motivation to write rn, i literally wrote this in less than 2 hours. i hope you guys like it cause i had a lot of fun writing it <3
NIVAN NIVANNN, this isn't really a request, just a silly ask but ,, (◍•ᴗ•◍) i think we all know it is probablyyy established that albert is our no. 1 pussy slapper, but what chu think about the other resident evil men?!?!? who would be no. 2 or who be the least into it... >____< personally i think chris and jake would be into it...
CUNT SMACKING.ᐟ— featuring RE MEN.
PAIRINGS: RE MEN/you.
TAGS: cunt slapping, obv, condescension, ruined orgasms, just pure horniness, daddy/master kink
A/N: no thoughts. head empty.
NSFW UNDER THE CUT!
taking my break from Pokopia to write Piers Nivans filth✌🏾
fucking virgin!piers nivans and turns out that man is pussy whipped as hell.
can you write hc for Chris falling for a coworker? Good luck on the blog ❤️
Character(s) Featured (Separately): Chris Redfield, Piers Nivans
Warning(s): Kinda wholesome, no smut, not my best work tbh
Author's Note: I RETURN WITH FOOD, CLEAN FOOD. FEAST MY CHILDREN.
Word Count: 588 words
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Chris Redfield
RAHHH THE CHOKEHOLD I WANT THIS MAN TO PUT ME IN-
The chokehold you probably have on this man needs to be studied like it's not even a joke,
He first noticed you when you were assigned to his squad and you weren't all that noticeable - average, a decent fighter, and a pretty face to top it all off.
The thing that would probably kick off his crush is when after a long mission, he had broke his wrist trying to punch a B.O.W
And the worst part? It was in his dominant hand, so this man was STRUGGLING.
And who was there to help him write reports? You.
Who was there to make him food? You.
Who scratched that one itch he couldn't get on his deliciously muscular back? You.
So when this man fell, he fell HARD but the thing with Chris is that he is pretty good with being discreet about these types of things, so you wouldn't even notice his little crush until it became not so little.
He'd help you grab things you can't reach, invite you for smoke breaks (if you do smoke), little things that'd probably just come off as him being helpful.
Now as for him actually confessing, he probably would have to get a nudge from Claire or Jill cause the last thing he wants is to make things awkward for you considering he's your superior.
But with some ample encouragement, he'd probably start testing the waters with little things like a hand on your hip, standing closer, or if he's feeling bold, he'll flirt.
And if you don't seem to be catching on, well then he'd probably be a bit more blunt but still insanely respectful. Literally you could probably expect him saying "Hey, you want to go on a date?"
If you say no? He does feel a little embarrassed, but he won't get weird about it. If you say yes? Well then there's a date.
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Gah dayum this gif is huge-
Now PIERS? My sweet munchkin who can literally snipe an apple off of my head? He's a whole different ball game than Chris.
This man would probably NOT have a crush on you if you were on his team, he just doesn't strike me as the type to do that.
But now if you were a nurse or an office worker for the BSAA? Oh then it might be possible.
He meets you when he's trying to turn in his report and you just happened to be the one to grab it for him. Now, he doesn't get hooked until he notices you blushing as you take the little paper from him with sweetest little "thank you" he's ever heard.
Boom. Now he's got the rogue thought of "Wait, they're cute..."
Now all of a sudden Piers is stopping by your office with coffee, trying to get to know you, just happening to bump into you on your lunch breaks.
And unlike Chris, I think Piers wouldn't be as careful as he would be. I think Piers would definitely flirt a bit more obviously and hint at his growing feelings for you much more often.
When you don't push him away or set a boundary, Piers goes for the kill.
"You uh... think you'd wanna go get a bite to eat sometime?"
If you say no? He blushes with the sting of rejection and clears his throat, quickly finding an excuse to leave.
If you say yes? "Really? I mean-" He clears his throat, hits his chest a little bit, "Yeah, sounds good, sounds great, you got anywhere in mind?"
Aftercare with Chris Redfield
synopsis: Chris fucked you too hard and now you’re feeling crampy. So, he indulges you with the most heavenly aftercare to make you feel better.
includes: Chris Redfield/AFAB reader, aftercare, fluff and smut, soft smut, body worship, oral sex, cuddling/snuggling, sleepy kisses, pet names, Chris calls himself ‘daddy’ once, groping, and Chris is just soft and really whipped for his lover
words: 1.8k
a/n: Not my usual stuff but I was feeling kinda icky today so here’s what came of it :) I literally have three other ideas I love more sitting in my drafts that I was too scared I’d mess up…..and thought about this too much NOT to do anything with it
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How can we go back to being Friends? Part 2 🔥
(Leon Kennedy x FemReader x Chris Redfield)
Read Part 1 here
A/N: Here comes the second part! I didn't think I would grow so close to this story but I did. I love their dynamic and I am so happy you guys supported this story. Thank you to everyone who reads, comments, likes, reblogs and voted on the polls. And your feedback! I first wanted to write the jealousy part but then it felt wrong and I rewrote it....here goes what I did instead. I hope you enjoy. Please tell me your thoughts xo
Warnings: SMUT. MDNI. P in V. Oral (both receiving). Unprotected Sex. Cuss Words.
Could you do a Chris/leon/reader fic? Like either as a polycule relationship already or just as 3 friends deciding to all mess around together? Thank you I love you work 💚
A/N: Hey! Aww first of all thank you for the compliment! This took me a while, I know but (!) this actually turned out to be really long! I never ever in my life wrote something about a threesome, so this was not that easy for me but I have to say, I love how it turned out! It was important for me to keep it fun, respectful, hot, spicy...a mixture of everything. Please let me know what you think! I hope you all enjoy it and I will send you all some holy water lmao.
Warnings: SMUT! Threesome (MFM), Oral (both receiving), P in V, Cuss Words, Alcohol, explicit language, unprotected Sex, they both worship you so much!!....MDNI!!
Summary: You are a long-time work partner and good friend of Chris and Leon. There has always been some unresolved tension, so one night, after a round of Truth or Dare, you decide to act on your fantasies.
How can we go back to being friends? 🔥
(Chris Redfield x FemReader x Leon Kennedy)
Read Part 2 here
thinking about the batboys (including bruce bc that’s dada) brat taming you <3
cw : fem!bratty!reader, aged up characters, rough p in v sex (lots of it…. lots), fucking in the batsuit, everyone here is a mean dom, pet names, spanking, overstimulation, oral (f AND m receiving), fingering, blink & you’ll miss it bdsm, multiple creampies, i gave up halfway through, duke is a softie for his girl <3, not proof read!!!, i wrote this in one sitting, im not creative & these got repetitive im sorry
; bruce wayne
you’re rolling your eyes at him for the umpteenth time, so hard they might get stuck that way.
“go ahead! share your completely incorrect and twisted version of events!” your hand flies up, holding it in his face. “mhm!”
which is brave. very brave of you. because no one talks to batman that way.
his jaw tightens, white lenses of the cowl fixing on you. it’s both intimidating and the exact reaction you wanted… and it gets you wet knowing you riled him up successfully.
“careful,” he growls lowly, that wide bubble of patience he usually has shrinking fast.
but you keep going, droning on and on about how you’re in the right. that this couldn’t be your fault. you’re batting your lashes at him, offering up a slimy, fake-ass smile.
before you know it you’re pinned against the batcomputer console, huge arms caging you in, cape large enough to drape around the both of you.
“In a world of boys he’s a gentleman.”
Batboys x Reader:Gentlemanly/romantic
Thinking about the times i shaved my head scalp bald and he would come home from work and just see my bald headed ass and would not give an actual fuck 😭.It freaks him out that i have hair now,oh how i miss being bald.It was so freeing.
Bruce Wayne
•Bruce always walks on the side closest to the road without thinking about it. If you try to swap sides, he’ll quietly switch back a few moments later.
•He opens car doors and building doors as a habit, never making a performance out of it—he’s already holding the door before you reach it.
•If your handbag starts looking heavy, he’ll simply hold out his hand. “May I?” If you hand it over, he carries it without the slightest hint of embarrassment.
•He pulls your chair out at restaurants and waits until you’re seated before taking his own.
•If you’re wearing heels, he naturally slows his pace to match yours instead of expecting you to keep up.
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Dick Grayson
•Dick steals your purse halfway through shopping because, “You’re carrying like six things already.”
•When you point out he’s walking around with a little floral handbag over his shoulder, he just shrugs. “It’s got pockets. I see the appeal.”
•He’s constantly opening doors for you, but usually with an exaggerated little bow that makes you laugh.
•If the pavement is crowded, he’ll lightly guide you through with a hand at your back so you don’t get separated.
•Anytime you stand up from the table, he’s already pushing your chair back in without even realizing he’s doing it.
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Jason Todd
•Jason pretends carrying your purse is deeply inconvenient while already slinging it over his shoulder.
“This thing weighs about twenty kilos.”
“You volunteered.”
“…I know.”
•He automatically offers you his jacket if it gets cold, even if he’s the one who’ll end up freezing.
•If you’re walking together at night, he’ll subtly position himself between you and anyone acting suspicious,not because he thinks you’re incapable, but because it’s instinct.
•He always opens stubborn or heavy doors first, muttering, “Go on,” before following behind you.
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Tim Drake
•Tim doesn’t think much about traditional manners, but he’s incredibly observant.
•Before you can even ask, he’s already holding the café door because he noticed your hands were full.
•If your phone, purse, and shopping bags are all competing for space, he’ll quietly take whatever you’re struggling with.
•When crossing busy streets, he’ll naturally guide you toward the inside of the pavement without consciously realizing he’s doing it.
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Damian Wayne
•Damian insists on opening doors, not because he believes you can’t, but because it’s a courtesy he was taught to extend to someone he loves.
•If you hand him your purse, he accepts it without hesitation, carrying it as confidently as if it were his own.
•He offers you his arm whenever you’re navigating uneven ground or stairs, never making it seem like you’re dependent on him—only that he’d like to be there.
•If you’re wearing an uncomfortable pair of shoes, he’ll quietly suggest slowing down or taking a different route rather than pretending not to notice.
•At the end of every date, he waits until you’re safely inside before leaving, considering it simply the proper way to see you home.
“Girls just wanna have fun.”
Batboys x Reader:Girls night out.
You know its hot when you have sweat under your boobs😭😭😭.The only perk of summer is seeing my husband in all his sweaty glory.Holyy🤤🤤🤤, to die via suffocating in his armpits is my ideal way to die
Bruce Wayne
•Bruce arrives exactly when he said he would, texting only: “Outside.”
•Your friends immediately start peeking through the restaurant window.
“Your husband’s here.”
•You walk out laughing, slightly tipsy, and Bruce opens the car door before you even reach it.
“Have fun?”
•You nod enthusiastically. “I have so much gossip.”
•He smiles faintly. “I suspected as much.”
•The entire drive home is Bruce listening while you recount four hours of stories in completely random order.
•By the time you finish, he somehow knows everyone’s relationship updates despite never asking.
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Dick Grayson
•Dick walks into the bar because he knows you’ll take forever to say goodbye.
“Ready to go?”
“Just five minutes!”
•Twenty minutes later you’re still hugging everyone.
•Your friends are already teasing him.
“She’s your problem now.”
•Dick just laughs. “Always has been.”
•On the walk back to the car you’re happily chatting away, arm linked through his, while he carries your handbag because you handed it to him without thinking.
• Halfway home you yawn.
“Good night?”
“Best night.”
•He smiles.
“Good. Tell me everything.”
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Jason Todd
• Jason waits outside on his motorcycle because he knows better than to interrupt girls’ night.
•The second you spot him, your face lights up.
“Hi!”
•Your friends immediately start making exaggerated kissing noises.
•Jason rolls his eyes.
“…They’re all children.”
•You laugh and hug him anyway.
•Before handing you a helmet, he quietly asks,
“You eat enough?”
“Jason.”
“That’s not an answer.”
• You grin.
“…Yes.”
“Good.”
•Then the two of you ride home while you excitedly tell him everything through the helmet intercom.
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Tim Drake
•Tim gets there ten minutes early because he assumes finding parking will be impossible.
•He sends a text.
•No rush. I’m here.
•You come outside with your friends, who immediately start saying hello to him because they’ve met him enough times now.
•One of them points at him.
“Ten out of ten pickup service.”
•Tim looks mildly embarrassed.
“I was already nearby.”
•You grin because you know that’s a lie.
•On the drive home you steal his fries.
•He doesn’t even comment.
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Damian Wayne
•Damian arrives precisely on time and waits outside rather than coming in unless you ask him to.
•The moment you step out, he notices you’re smiling more than usual.
“Enjoyable evening?”
“Very.”
•He opens the passenger door for you before walking around to the driver’s side.
•As you drive home, you enthusiastically recount everyone’s stories, occasionally stopping to ask,
“Are you even listening?”
•Damian glances at you briefly.
“You have repeated your friend’s engagement story three times.”
•You gasp.
“So you are listening.”
“…I have been since the first sentence.”
•You laugh the rest of the way home, and though Damian would never admit it, hearing you so happy makes the late-night pickup more than worth it.
FATHERHOOD | ft. bruce wayne, dick grayson
contents :: smau. established relationship. fluff. gender neutral reader. part 1 because tumblr is mean and only lets me upload 30 images, so i couldn't fit them all in one part. you can read part 2 with jason & tim here.
lambie's notes :: istg i do write actual fics, these are just so much fun. this one is inspired by my new kitty ... who's name is timbit.
FATHERHOOD | ft. jason todd, tim drake
contents :: smau. established relationship. fluff. gender neutral reader. part 2 because tumblr is mean and only lets me upload 30 images, so i couldn't fit them all in one part. you can read part 1 with bruce & dick here.
lambie's notes :: istg i do write actual fics, these are just so much fun. this one is inspired by my new kitty ... who's name is timbit.
Hiiii! Could I please request a smau with the bats for if reader is the type to practically narrate their life over text? Like, incessant texting almost daily to update their lover on their life/complain/ramble
a day in the life
IN WHICH... you love to give your boyfriend a play-by-play of your day!
warnings: fluff, f!reader, established relationship, pet names, reader is mentioned to be 25 but it'll make sense in context—this detail is not crucial to the reading/understanding of the SMAU! that's all i can think of
a/n: hi anon! since each boy's SMAU is like 20 pics and i can only put 30 per post, i'm doing each boy in a separate post! i'll link them all here once each bat has their SMAU posted :)))
I LOVED “Thats my chore 😩😩”
Now imagine that but it’s something they’ve been putting off for long enough that you say ‘Fuck it’ and do it yourself, only to get hurt, but also they told you not to do it so you gotta try(emphasis on try) to hide your injury from them 🙏🏾🙏🏾🙏🏾
ACCIDENTS HAPPEN | ft. bruce wayne, dick grayson, jason todd, tim drake
contents :: smau. established relationship. fluff. gender neutral reader. some suggestive content in jason & tim's. tim is a perv and a little freak but he's cute and loveable so it's okay ^u^ ... sort of a part two for this post
lambie's notes :: this was so much fun !! and my first request everrrr ! i hope i did it justice, i soooorta went off a bit, especially in tim's ^^7
— BRUCE WAYNE
Tabloids: you see a tabloid of them kissing someone else.
Dc smau, no warnings that I can think of. I plan to do the rest of the batboys, but should I do a part 2 for Bruce and Dick? They kinda left on cliffhangers.
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hiii, I love your smau!! could you please do one where reader asks the batboys to cockwarm 🤭
Do… what?
featuring: Dick Grayson, Jason Todd, Tim Drake, Duke Thomas, Bruce Wayne
warning: MDNI 18+, suggestive!!, cockwarming
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