Blurbs; Dick Grayson, Jason Todd, Tim Drake, Duke Thomas x reader (who is wilding for some unknown reason)
Summary: You happen to see Bruce Wayne on TV, and you let your boyfriend know you'd so bang his dad.
TW: Two are pure smut, no dark themes (I don't do that :p), the other two are kind of smutty. So read at your own risk. Minors dni.
A/n: The girls are going to be in part 2, I have not forgotten about them I promise.
DICK GRAYSON
You squint at the TV, then lean up to whisper right against Dick’s ear, “You know… I’d so fuck your dad.”
Dick freezes mid-stroke through your hair. He blinks, letting out a snicker that quickly turns into a gasp of betrayal when he realizes you’re serious.
“You what?” he sputters, clutching his chest like you just plunged a batarang into his sternum. “Babe. No. Absolutely not.”
“Oh, come on,” you tease, running a hand down his stomach and lightly pulling at the waistband of his sweatpants. “Look at him! He’s totally sexy.”
“He’s an old man with back pain!” Dick squawks, grabbing your wrist, though he doesn't actually stop you from slipping your hand lower. “I am literally the younger and hotter one! Your eyes should be on ME”
You trail your fingers over his boner, making his breath hitch. “But there’s just something about a guy who could snap me in half”
“I can snap you in half right now!” he choked out, pinning your hands above your head, straddling your lap. “I have spent hours fucking you into this mattress until you scream my name, and you’re sitting here fantasizing about the man who grounded me for three weeks in high school? Your the worst!”
“I’m just saying the jawline’s delicious,” you smirk, bucking up against him.
Dick groans and dramatically throws his head back before leaning down to bite your neck “Shut up,” he hisses against your skin, sliding his hand under your shirt to cup your breast, his thumb rolling over your nipple. “You’re taking my dick tonight, not his. And I’m going to make you apologize for every word of that blasphemy while I’m deep inside you.”
“So… no father-son double team?” you whisper innocently.
“I am going to choke you,” Dick laughs, wildly turned on, his lips hot against yours. “Babe, seriously. Never say that shit again”
JASON TODD
You tilt your head, tracing a thumb over Jason’s heavily calloused knuckles. “You know… I’d totally fuck your dad.”
Jason doesn't even pause his cleaning cloth. He just slowly exhales through his nose, his eyes fixated on the slide of his gun.
“Mhm. Yeah, totally, babe,” he says dryly. “You’re definitely not just spewing bullshit to try to get under my skin and score a nice fuck.”
You roll your eyes, digging your hip into his thigh. “I’m serious! He’s so fucking sexy!”
“Babe,” Jason cuts in, finally tossing the rag onto the coffee table with a thud. He looks down at you, a smirk pulling at the corner of his scarred lips. “If you want me to tie you to the bedpost and rearrange your guts, you just have to ask. You don’t need to bring the old man’s midlife crisis into my living room.”
“I’m just saying, he’s got that physique going for him and thos– ah!”
Before you can finish the sentence, Jason’s hands shoot out, grabbing your hips and tossing you onto your back on the sofa cushions. The weight of him presses down on you in a heartbeat, his knee shoving your legs apart as he looms over you.
“Yeah? You like the physique?” he mocks, his hand snaking up your thigh, bunching up your skirt until his calloused palm is flush against your panties. “You want someone to make you shut your smart fucking mouth?”
Your breath hitches, your cunt throbbing instantly. “Maybe.”
“You’re a dirty little instigator,” he mutters against your lips, biting your lower lip hard enough to make you moan before pushing your panties to the side. “Thinking about my dad while sitting on my lap? That’s sick. I’m gonna have to rail you until you forget your own name, just to clear out the fucking mental picture.”
“Promises, promises,” you gasp as his palm grinds over your clit.
Jason chuckles darkly “Shut up and lift your hips. Let’s see if Bruce could make you scream half as loud as I’m about to.”
TIM DRAKE
You lean forward, resting your chin on Tim’s shoulder. “You know… I’d so bang your dad.”
He sighs and turns his head, dark circles under his eyes, staring at you like you just spoke in ancient Sumerian.
“I thought you hated him,” Tim says, his voice flat with utter bewilderment. “You literally hated him yesterday!”
“That was yesterday,” you hum, sliding onto his lap and straddling his thighs. “Today, I’m noticing the jawline. He’s a silver fox, Timmy. So fucking fine”
“What is wrong with you?” Tim groans, slamming his laptop shut as his hands automatically catch your waist. “You have such a dirty mind! He’s my father figure!”
“I bet he’s dominant,” you whisper, running your fingers through Tim’s messy hair, sliding down his neck to tug at his collar. “Probably takes what he wants.”
Tim’s jaw tightens, a flush creeping up his neck that isn't entirely from anger. “Are you trying to get under my skin? Because it’s working. It’s working really well, and not in the way you think, you absolute menace.”
“Oh yeah?” You grind your hips down against him, feeling the hard length already pressing against his jeans. “You look pretty bothered, Drake.”
“I’ve been awake working on this case, and now my partner is telling me they want to get bent over by my boss,” Tim huffs. He tilts your chin up, his eyes sharp. “You think he’s dominant? Are you sick of riding me? What is this? I could be on top” he argued, defensively
“Prove it,” you smirk.
Tim huffs petulantly, spinning the chair around and pinning you back against his desk, scattering files everywhere. His hand slides roughly under your thigh, hooking over your knee to pull you wide open for him.
DUKE THOMAS crashing out why is there no yellow
You squint at the screen, running a hand up Duke’s inner thigh. “You know… I’d so do your dad.”
Duke’s thumbs stills on the controller. His character immediately gets blasted off a cliff, but he doesn't even care. He drops the controller into his lap, staring at you in horrified disbelief.
“Ew, babe! That is disgusting!” Duke yelps, as he shoves your hand back. “What brought that on?? Where is this coming from? Are you ovulating? Is your brain leaking? What is happening right now?!”
“I’m just observing facts!” you laugh, wiggling closer and hooking your leg over his waist. “You can’t tell me he wouldn’t know exactly what to do with—”
“Do not finish that sentence!” Duke groans, slapping his hands over his ears. “That is my father. A man who goes to bed at five in the morning and drinks black coffee like it’s water.”
“I’m just saying, the broad ass shoulders and jawline?” You smirk up at him, bucking your hips slightly against his. “It’s hot.”
“You know what’s actually hot?” Duke rolls his eyes, his tone growing slightly arrogant. He leans down, his chest crushing against yours, his knee shoving right between your legs to press hard against your cunt. “The guy holding you who can go for three rounds without taking a breath. The guy who literally bends you over this sofa every weekend.”
Your breath hitches as his thigh grinds upward, right through your shorts. “Oh, so now you’re competitive?”
“I’m not competitive, I’m offended,” Duke mutters against your neck, nipping hard at the curve where your shoulder meets your collarbone. His free hand slides down, ripping your shorts down your hips until his warm calloused palm is cupping you bare and dripping. “You want someone who can barely keep his dick up? When you have me?”
A/n: to my moots. the demons possessed me into writing this. im so much more than js horny i swear.
On another note, I put 'Dick' into the tags and the first thing that popped up was 'dick growth spell'. what are men on tumblr doing.
My best friend found my tumblr account.Someone kill me omgggg. SHe knows i write fanfiction but when she casually mentioned my account my heart fell to my ass.Its so embarrassing to me idk why😭😭😭
Bruce Wayne
•Bruce notices early on that you tend to tug skirts or dresses down out of habit, and one day he quietly asks, “Are you uncomfortable, or just used to doing that?” When you admit you’re self-conscious about your thighs, he simply replies, “You don’t need to make yourself smaller for anyone.”
•Sitting together, he’ll naturally rest a hand on your thigh while you’re talking, absentmindedly tracing small circles as you chat without making a big deal of it.
•Absolutely loves when you wear stockings or tights-anything that emphasises your thighs-He will rip them off with his teeth.
•He especially loves the feeling of your thighs against his waist while he pounds into you.
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Dick Grayson
•Dick is the first person to point out that your thighs are ridiculously comfortable to nap on, announcing it like he’s made a groundbreaking scientific discovery.
“I’m never buying another pillow.”
“Dick…”
“I’m serious.”
•He never makes comments that make you feel self-conscious; instead, he treats it like just another thing he loves about you.
•He loves when your thighs squeeze his head as sucks at your clit,it’s almost enough to make him cum in his pants.
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Jason Todd
•Jason notices because you’re constantly adjusting shorts that ride up when you walk.
“Doesn’t that get annoying?”
•You sigh. “Every summer.”
•From then on, if you’re shopping together and you find something that actually fits comfortably, Jason quietly encourages you to get it.
• If you ever call your thighs “too big,” he immediately shakes his head.
•“Too big for what?”
•You don’t have an answer.
“Exactly.” He retorts, then begs you to suffocate him with your thighs.
•You do it of course because who are you to deny him pleasure..
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Tim Drake
• Tim doesn’t think twice about your thighs until you casually mention that chairs with hard edges are uncomfortable because they dig into them.
“Wait… is that why you always steal the cushioned seat?”
“Yes.”
“That makes so much more sense.”
•When you mention struggling to find clothes that fit both your waist and thighs, he immediately starts looking up brands with different cuts because, in his mind, it’s a practical problem that deserves a practical solution.
•Gets extremely flustered when you wear thigh highs or fishnets.
•Will pepper kisses down your legs as he peels them off with so much care and caution its almost erotic
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Damian Wayne
•Damian notices how often you apologize for taking up space on buses or benches, even when there’s plenty of room.
•One day he quietly says, “You apologize for your existence far too often.”
* You blink.
“I wasn’t-“
* “You were.”
•After a long day, he loves to rest on your lap while you comb through his hair.
Hiii will you ever bring back Marine biologist!Tim Drake?
“Under the sea.”
Marine!biologist Tim Drake x Reader
Yall ate “Saltwater.” Up soo bad, i might make another series! leave any prompts you have in my inbox.Also ignore what i said abt dming me asks , just leave it in my inbox. It was a dumb idea😭.Im not easily annoyed but there has been an influx of people being mad in my inbox about me not doing their request.1, i write when i can be asked.2. Some requests are corny asf.3. I probably responded to your request and its rotting in my drafts( i have 57.).Suck my big fat dick.
•Tim absolutely lights up whenever you ask about his work. You could ask a simple question like, “How was your day?” and twenty minutes later he’s enthusiastically explaining dolphin communication, coral bleaching, or why octopuses are some of the smartest animals on Earth.
• He apologizes halfway through every ramble because he thinks he’s boring you. You’re usually the one telling him to keep going because you love seeing him so excited.You get turned on when he talks about nerdy stuff you don’t really understand.
•Most of your dates aren’t fancy. They’re sunrise walks on the beach, trips to aquariums, quiet cafés after his shifts, or sitting on the pier with takeout while he points out seabirds by name.
•He always comes home smelling faintly of saltwater and sunscreen. If he’s had a long day in the tanks, his hair is usually damp because he never dries it properly.
•Tim is the type to absentmindedly hold your hand while reading scientific papers. He doesn’t even realize he’s doing it until you squeeze his fingers.
•He has an endless collection of sea-themed gifts for you. Pretty shells, sea glass, tiny bottles filled with colorful sand from different beaches (collected legally), plush sea otters, books about marine life, and occasionally a cool fossil from an approved dig site.
•You become the first person he texts whenever something exciting happens at work. His messages are usually things like:
“Baby sea turtle rescue today!!”
“Guess who finally trusted me enough to eat?”
“I SAW A WHALE TODAY.”
•Tim gets surprisingly protective when you’re around the water. He knows exactly how dangerous the ocean can be and quietly keeps an eye on tides, currents, weather forecasts, and rip currents whenever you go swimming.
•He teaches you how to snorkel properly and is incredibly patient if you’re nervous. He never pushes you to do anything you’re uncomfortable with.
•If you enjoy diving, you’re his favorite dive buddy. If you don’t, he’s just as happy floating beside you in shallow water while pointing out fish and sea stars.
•He remembers tiny things you mention. If you once say your favorite animal is a sea turtle, don’t be surprised if turtle-themed gifts start appearing on birthdays and anniversaries.
•His apartment is full of marine biology books, framed underwater photographs he took himself, and at least one ridiculous fish-shaped mug that he insists is “scientifically charming.”
• He’s not overly dramatic with romance, but he’s deeply thoughtful. He’ll leave little handwritten notes in your lunch, bring you your favorite coffee after an early shift, or plan a picnic timed perfectly so you can watch the sunset over the water.
• When he’s stressed, he tends to overwork himself. You become one of the few people who can convince him to take a break, even if it’s just sitting together on the beach listening to the waves.
• He absolutely melts if you show interest in his research. Reading one of his published papers or attending one of his public talks means more to him than any expensive gift.
•Tim isn’t big on public displays of affection, but in private he’s incredibly affectionate. Expect forehead kisses, cuddling on the couch after exhausting workdays, and him unconsciously playing with your fingers while the two of you watch documentaries.
•He loves stargazing on the beach with you. He knows surprisingly little about constellations compared to marine life, so the evenings usually end with both of you making up ridiculous names for the stars instead.
•If you find an interesting shell on the beach, he’ll inspect it with genuine excitement before explaining exactly what creature once lived inside,then apologize for turning your romantic beach walk into an impromptu biology lesson.
•His favorite part of the day is coming home to you after work. No matter how exhausting or emotionally draining his shift has been, seeing your smile at the end of the day makes the stress melt away.
•He may love the ocean with all his heart, but over time he quietly realizes that home isn’t the sanctuary or the shoreline anymore.
I have a huge shopping addiction, mostly clothes 😭.I feel like i buy a new item of clothing every time i go out.
Bruce Wayne
•Bruce is surprisingly patient to shop with. He’ll follow you from store to store without once asking, “Are we almost done?”
•He becomes the designated bag carrier before you’ve even left the first shop, insisting it’s easier that way.
•If you disappear into a fitting room, he’s waiting outside with honest opinions not just, “It looks nice.” He’ll tell you what genuinely suits you while making it clear that the final choice is yours.
•You occasionally catch him quietly buying something you mentioned liking but decided not to get because it was “too expensive.”
•He reminds you that you are dating Bruce Wayne and money means nothing to him.
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Dick Grayson
•Dick somehow turns shopping into a full-day date.
•Every other store becomes an opportunity to make you laugh by trying on the most ridiculous hats, sunglasses, or jackets he can find.
•He’s your personal hype man inside the fitting rooms.
He peaks his head through the curtain,”Can I have a peak.”
“Absolutely.”
•You are wearing a new outfit.
“Wow.”
“Actually wow, or are you just being nice?”
“Actually wow.”
•He’ll happily hold your purse, your coffee, and every shopping bag at once if it means you can browse comfortably.
•The day always ends with snacks and comparing your favorite purchases.
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Jason Todd
•Jason claims he hates shopping.
•Somehow he’s still there four hours later.
•He pretends to complain every time you say, “One more shop.”
“…That’s what you said three shops ago.”
• Yet he’s already opening the next door for you.
• He has surprisingly good taste and gives straightforward opinions when you ask.
“That one.”
“Why?”
“Because your face lit up when you looked in the mirror.”
•If your feet start hurting, he’ll suggest stopping for food before you even say anything.
•Shopping with him usually ends with both of you carrying far more bags than you intended.
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Tim Drake
•Tim approaches shopping like it’s a mission.
•He looks up store directories, compares prices, and somehow finds discount codes while you’re walking through the mall.
• You’re convinced he has a spreadsheet somewhere.
•He waits patiently outside fitting rooms, usually reading something on his phone until you ask for his opinion.
•His compliments are specific.
“That color makes your eyes stand out.”
“The fit on that jacket looks better than the last one.”
•Halfway through the trip he quietly appears with your favorite drink because he noticed you were getting tired.
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Damian Wayne
•Damian doesn’t particularly enjoy shopping, but he enjoys spending time with you.
•He walks beside you carrying every bag without complaint, refusing to let you carry more than one.
•If you ask his opinion, he answers honestly but respectfully.
“I prefer the first one.”
“Why?”
“Because you appear more comfortable in it.”
•He notices details you don’t, like when you’re starting to get overwhelmed by crowds or have been on your feet for too long.
•Before you even suggest taking a break, he’s already guiding you toward a quieter café, deciding that the shopping can wait because your company is the part he actually came for.
--- Damian doing residency training at a hospital and accidentally stumbling on Vampire! reader, a fellow grad student, sucking on one of the blood bags in the hospital blood bank. ---
Sorryy for disappearing im in a rough patch with my husband LMFAOOO.I fucking hateeeee arguments i simply can’t be asked.
Bruce Wayne
•Bruce comes home long after sunset looking noticeably more tired than he’d admit, expecting to quietly make himself a cup of coffee before catching up on work.
•Instead, he walks into the dining room and immediately recognizes the smell of his favorite meal.
• He stops in the doorway for a moment, the tension in his shoulders easing almost instantly.
“You cooked?” he asks, sounding genuinely surprised.
•When you shrug and say, “You looked like you had a rough day,” Bruce smiles a small, tired smile that’s just for you.
•He thanks you before every meal, but this time the words are quieter, more heartfelt. “I needed this more than I realized.”
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Dick Grayson
•Dick walks through the door talking about how he’ll “just eat cereal” because he’s too exhausted to cook.
• Then he spots his favorite dinner already waiting on the table.
• He actually stops mid-sentence.
“…No way.”
•He immediately wraps you in a hug before he’s even taken his shoes off.
“You’re officially my favorite person.”
•You laugh. “Only officially?”
“Correction,my favorite person ever.”
•The whole meal is spent with Dick happily chatting about his day, looking noticeably lighter than he did when he came home.
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Jason Todd
•Jason has had one of those days where absolutely everything went wrong, and by the time he gets home he’s already planning to order takeout.
•Instead, he walks into the apartment and catches the unmistakable smell of his favorite meal.
•He looks from the kitchen to you, then back again.
“…You made this?”
“Figured you could use real food.”
• Jason leans against the counter for a second, quietly taking it in.
“You’re gonna ruin takeout for me.”
•He kisses your forehead before grabbing two plates, insisting on helping set the table even though you tell him to sit down.
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Tim Drake
•Tim is so focused on work that he doesn’t even notice the smell until you call his name.
•He looks up from his laptop to see dinner waiting for him.
“…What day is it?”
•You laugh.
“Tuesday.”
“Then… what’s the occasion?”
“You looked exhausted.”
• He blinks for a second before closing the laptop without another thought.
•That’s how you know he appreciates it.
•Halfway through dinner he quietly admits, “I don’t think I’ve eaten this well all week.”
•You make a mental note to cook it again.
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Damian Wayne
•Damian returns home after an especially demanding day, expecting a quiet evening and little else.
•The moment he enters, he notices his favorite meal on the stove and you setting the table.
• He looks at you with a hint of surprise.
“This was unnecessary.”
•You smile. “I know.”
•After a brief pause, he walks over and gently kisses your temple.
“Nevertheless… thank you.”
•During dinner, he compliments the meal with genuine sincerity, never overdoing it but making sure you know how much he appreciates the effort.
•Later that evening, he quietly washes every dish before you can, considering it the least he can do after being cared for so thoughtfully.
Hiii I love love your work!! <3 im thinking the batboys panty stealing and or sniffing (if you're comfy with that of course ) thank yewww
“Versace on the floor.”
Batboys x Reader:panty stealing.
Bruce Wayne
•Bruce asks before taking anything. “May I borrow one of your panties?” It catches you off guard because he has never said anything like that.
•You laugh and hand him your favorite lacy panties,warning him that you’ll want it back eventually.
•Weeks later, you notice more and more pairs of panties going missing.When you are over at the manor you dig through his drawers.5 pairs of panties are stuffed in the back of the draw.
•You confront him
“I thought you were borrowing it.”
•Bruce adjusts his collar and fixes his pants, he clears his throat. “…I may have become rather attached to it.”
•You never actually get them back.
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Dick Grayson
•You walk into his apartment and find him sitting on the couch with your panties over his head,the crotch on his noise.
•You scream in embarrassment.
“It smells like you, okay? Don’t make it weird.”
•You happily tell him to keep it as long as he wants.
•It quickly becomes his go-to for late-night patrol debriefs and lazy mornings around his apartment.
•Every time you visit, your pretty blue panties are somewhere in view.
“I own dozens of panties.”
“Yeah…”
“…So why those?”
•He smiles. “Because this one’s my favorite.”
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Jason Todd
•Jason quietly asks if he can use your bathroom before leaving one evening.You swear you could hear him rooting around in your laundry basket.
•You don’t think much of it until you stop by his apartment a few days later and notice it-Your red panties with a cute bow on the back-folded neatly on the pillow he sleeps on.
•He notices you looking.
“…Helps me sleep.”
•You smile.
“You know you can just say you missed me.”
•Jason rolls his eyes.
“…I literally just did.”
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Tim Drake
•One night you walk into the batcave and find him with your orange and red frilly panties pressed against his nose.
“And why do you have those..?” You say tauntingly.
“For emergencies,” he claims.
“What kind of emergency requires my hoodie?”
“…Missing you?”
•The words slip out before he can stop them.
•He immediately looks embarrassed.
•You grin and hand him two instead.
•You often find them crumpled and damp at the bottom of his desk drawer.
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Damian Wayne
•Damian is surprisingly direct.
“May I have one of your undergarments?”
• You blink.
“…Just one?”
“One will suffice.”
• You choose one of your frequently worn emerald panties, and he thanks you with complete sincerity.
• Later, you notice it’s carefully folded In his bed side table or under his pillow.
•When you tease him about stealing your panties, he looks at you calmly.
“You gave it to me.”
“…Fair point.”
“For next time..”,he stares directly at you,”Dont wash them.”
This isn't a request, more of a question? What do you think of each male batfam member (except Alfred unless you're into him) and their length and girth? What's your opinion / version?
you came to the RIGHT person for this question
; bruce wayne
the biggest out of the entire batfam i DO make the rules. a solid 11 inches, mostly long but still thick. you’ll feel the burn when he pushes in every single time even if he preps you. has to be careful when he’s fucking you or he’ll 100% hit your cervix. stretches you out on his fingers and spends forever eating you out before you take him for the first time. usually barely makes a sound when he cums, will press his forehead to your neck or collar bone. cums. so. much. every time you think he’s pumped you full enough, he hasn’t. it’ll be dripping out of you for hours.
; dick grayson
more length than girth. long 8 inches hard and about average when he’s soft. knows how to use it. you’ll cry every time he’s inside you but he’ll always eat you out first. stays down between your legs for so long, up to an hour if he’s especially desperate. loves when you ride him! or 69. cums about average amount, sometimes more if you two haven’t fucked in a while. thighs shake and is the most vocal out of the batmen. loves to kiss you when he cums.
; jason todd
more girth than length. thickkkk all the way around, 7.5 inches hard. it will burn and it will hurt when he first pushes in. will whisper against your temple how good you’re taking him. second in line to dick on the munch scale; he’ll also spend up to 45 mins between your legs before getting impatient and wanting to be inside you. will never admit it but he just barely whimpers against your ear every time he cums. cums a lot; slow, drawn out pulses; you’ll feel every twitch of his cock. a little watery.
; tim drake
just under average while soft. definitely a grower, swells to about 6/6.5 inches. not super thick either. like dick, he knows how to use it. knows all your favorite positions, what makes your eyes roll back, and which angles to hit your g-spot at. gets hard again just at hearing you cum. cums in short little bursts, he doesn’t make a big mess. as i’ve said before on this blog, he’s vocal in bed and will talk you through it and whine and whimper about it too.
; aged up! damian wayne
long and skinny, 7 inches hard. aside from bruce and jason, damian fucks the roughest. least likely to prep you and it burns like a mf when he slides in all in one go. perfectly composed when he cums, he barely makes a sound. isn’t the most vocal in terms of making sounds like moaning, but he talks a lot. usually degrading. cums a standard amount, an almost sparkling creamy white color. has no qualms about cumming inside you if you’re on birth control.
; duke thomas
surprisingly thick and long. 7.5 inches. thick enough to burn but not as badly as jason or bruce. very vocal in bed. lovessss fingering you, possibly even more than eating you out. prefers positions where he can see your face because he wants to know if you’re feeling good. holds your hand or presses his lips against your cheek when he cums. cums a lot, not as much as bruce, but enough to make a wet spot on the bed because of the sheer volume dripping out of you.
thinking about the batboys (including bruce bc that’s dada) brat taming you <3
cw : fem!bratty!reader, aged up characters, rough p in v sex (lots of it…. lots), fucking in the batsuit, everyone here is a mean dom, pet names, spanking, overstimulation, oral (f AND m receiving), fingering, i gave up halfway through, duke is a softie for his girl <3, not proof read!!!, i wrote this in one sitting, im not creative & these got repetitive im sorry
; bruce wayne
you’re rolling your eyes at him for the umpteenth time, so hard they might get stuck that way.
“go ahead! share your completely incorrect and twisted version of events!” your hand flies up, holding it in his face. “mhm!”
which is brave. very brave of you. because no one talks to batman that way.
his jaw tightens, white lenses of the cowl fixing on you. it’s both intimidating and the exact reaction you wanted… and it gets you wet knowing you riled him up successfully.
“careful,” he growls lowly, that wide bubble of patience he usually has shrinking fast.
but you keep going, droning on and on about how you’re in the right. that this couldn’t be your fault. you’re batting your lashes at him, offering up a slimy, fake-ass smile.
before you know it you’re pinned against the batcomputer console, huge arms caging you in, cape large enough to drape around the both of you.
“you think you can talk to me like that, little girl?”
you don’t get the chance to snap a reply. a gloved hand rips your shorts and panties to the side, the last bit of patience he had draining, leaving you on display exactly like you deserved to be.
normally bruce is so meticulous in how he preps you for his cock, but not this time. her sinks in in one brutal thrust.
“you’re such a— nghh,” the insult dies as he hits that spongy spot inside you just right, your brattiness turning to nothing but broken moans in real time.
you won’t be cumming until you’ve apologized. batman does not tolerate brats; he breaks them.
; dick grayson
dick laughs in your face the second you start giving him attitude.
“aw, feeling a little bratty tonight, huh?” he’s patronizing you and he knows it gets you wet.
you roll your eyes and scoff, holding up a your palm in a talk to the hand gesture.
dick catches your hand mid-air and spins you until you’re pinned against the wall of your apartment. you should’ve known better, known you didn’t have a chance against him, but you often pushed your limits.
no space is left between you now and dick takes that as his opportunity to grind his hard cock against your ass, lips brushing against your neck.
“keep talking shit. see what happens.”
and you do. running your mouth, wrinkling your nose, the whole nine yards.
bad idea.
he smacks your ass so hard it stings before throwing you over his shoulder.
“you’re so hot when you’re mad,” you’re set on the bed, bouncing a little on the mattress, and then you’re met with dick’s stupidly handsome smirk. “but we’ll need to fix that attitude.”
you end up tied down at the wrists before he spends a ridiculously long time eating you out, stopping right before you cum every time.
“hm? what’s that?” he languidly licks at your oversensitive clit. “you wanna cum?”
you’re whining is met with no remorse, just an infuriating little grin from between your legs.
“thought you were too busy being a brat.”
unlike bruce, dick will fuck you as a reward for your apology. he’ll bend you in every position until you’re begging for him to stop.
; jason todd
this is basically foreplay. arguments are usually a result of your brattiness and his temper and it usually ends in hate sex.
he’s significantly less patient than his adoptive brother and father, so arguments don’t last too long. you’re rolling your eyes, insulting him, even getting in his face until your nose to nose.
that’s when he snaps.
“alright, that’s fucking it,” he grabs you by the throat, cock twitching hard at the little sound you make when he squeezes your sensitive flesh.
doesn’t matter if you’re in the safe house, in an alley against his bike, he’s taking you however he wants to.
you’re pushed to your knees and within seconds his cock is shoved down your throat, a guttural groan leaving him.
“that’s what you fucking get for being such a damn brat,” he bites, but it’s breathless, your fluttering throat enough to make his knees buckle.
your watery eyes and constricting throat around his cock almost makes him cum, but he pulls out before you can get that satisfaction.
you’re then bent over the couch or his bike and he’s yanking your panties down so hard the seams rip.
he lines up and shoves inside you roughly, squeezing your hips hard enough to leave bruises.
“bratty little shit… you love pissing me off so i’ll fuck the attitude out of you, don’t you?” he pounds into you hard, giving your ass a firm smack.
won’t give up until you’ve apologized multiple times. he’ll go multiple rounds until you’re exhausted.
; tim drake
similarly to bruce, he has lots of patience. you start with your endless attitude and he simply watches you like he’s calculating your every move.
when you least expect it, he bends you over the back of his desk chair and snakes his fingers into your pants, thumbing your clit just enough to relieve the tension but not enough to make you cum.
“look at you being such a brat. think you can get away with that?” he coos in your ear, fingers teasing your entrance. you buck up into his hand and to your short-lived surprise, he sinks his long fingers into you.
you end up cumming embarrassingly fast. again. and again. and again.
tim edges you for so long, not budging once. you’d never know his arm is tired.
and then finally, he sinks his cock into you.
“say it again,” he huffs against your ear, rocking his hips up into you. “call me an asshole. say it while i’m filling you up.”
he’ll have you cumming on his cock in minutes.
; aged up! damian wayne
damian’s the most insulted, and turned on, standing there with his arms crossed, baffled you’d speak to him that way.
“tt. how dare you speak to me in such a manner.” he mutters lowly. dangerously.
your condescending tone would make his eye twitch instantly, but his pants unreasonably tight.
when you least expect it, he grips your chin, angling your eyes to meet his intense green ones.
“you will learn respect, beloved,”
you’re suddenly quiet as he lifts you with sword-calloused hands like you weigh nothing, pressing you against the wall.
you’re already so wet just from giving him attitude he doesn’t even bother prepping you. just slides right in, easily.
he spends an obscene amount of time fucking you against the wall, marking up your neck so everyone knows exactly who you belong to when he’s finished with you.
but he doesn’t finish there. he can’t just let you off after that little stunt you pulled. so he pulls you into his lap, making you ride him while he sits like a king.
“apologize, or i stop.” his naturally commanding tone keeps you babbling apologies pathetically until he’s satisfied.
you’ll end up walking funny for days afterward.
; duke thomas
duke is easily the nicest of the batboys and, therefore, the most stunned when you pull out your attitude, eyebrows nearly at his hairline.
he’s the most rational, trying to calmly explain his side of the story while you’re rolling your eyes again.
when he realizes he’s not getting through to you, his expression dims a fraction, turning into something darker. a little unfamiliar, but a welcome change on his pretty face.
“oh… you really wanna play like that right now?” his voice drops and your stomach dips, sure that your panties are soaked but now.
before you can sass him back, duke scoops you up in his hold, dropping you onto his full-size bed. he presses up against your backside, hand grasping your chin.
“keep running that pretty mouth and i’ll give you something better to do with it.”
you roll your eyes again, but duke chuckles lowly. “bratty tonight, huh? alright then.”
you don’t get a second to protest or talk shit before your panties are yanked to the side, two fingers slipping right into your soaked entrance, curling his digits just right.
“that’s it… take it. all that attitude and you’re still clenching around me like you need this.”
he fingers you until you’re whining and fluttering around his fingers, nearly cumming right when he pulls out.
before you can bitch about how empty you feel without his fingers inside you, it’s quickly replaced by his cock, cutting you off effectively.
duke fucks hard when he’s riled up.
“apologize nicely and maybe i’ll let you finish.”
unlike his adoptive family, he’s much nicer. and also a softie for you, so the moment you whimper a soft sorry, he sinks all the way to the hilt and cums inside you.
a/n : might make a pt 2 with the batgirls if yall are into that ….. lmk
heyyy, I was wondering if we could have the batboys with a s/o who is hesitant and cynical about love?
maybe they've had negative experiences in past relationships and have kind of given up on it altogether. so when the boys try to flirt or indicate they're interested they don't take it seriously, or think the boys are messing with them.
also, how would the boys try to earn the readers trust? what would their reaction be to the reader not taking their advances seriously?
“No other heart will do.”
3 posts in one day? Look at me go!
Batboys x Reader :Cynical!Reader
Bruce Wayne
•Bruce realizes fairly quickly that you don’t reject romance because you dislike it,you reject it because you don’t believe it lasts.
•Every compliment he gives you is met with, “You’re just being polite,” or, “You’ll change your mind eventually.”
•The first time he asks you to dinner, you genuinely assume it’s a business meeting.
“…Bruce, you know you don’t have to pity-date me.”
•He blinks. “I wasn’t aware I was.”
•Bruce doesn’t try to argue you into believing him. He knows trust isn’t built through speeches.
•Instead, he’s relentlessly consistent. He calls when he says he will, remembers the little things you mention, shows up when he promises, and never pressures you to define the relationship before you’re ready.
•What surprises you most is that he never seems offended when you doubt him. There’s a flicker of sadness sometimes, but never anger.
•Eventually he tells you quietly, “You don’t have to believe in love today. Just believe that I’ll be here tomorrow.” Then he proves it.
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Dick Grayson
•Dick flirts so naturally that you assume he flirts with everyone exactly the same way.
“You’re beautiful.”
“You probably say that to all your friends.”
“…I absolutely do not.”
•The first few times, he thinks you’re joking.
•Then he realizes you genuinely don’t believe he’s serious.
• That realization breaks his heart a little.
•Instead of turning the flirting up, he changes tactics.
•He starts showing you affection through actions rather than words,bringing you coffee before you ask, saving you the last slice of pizza because he knows it’s your favorite, walking you home even if it means going out of his way.
•If you thank him and say, “You don’t have to do all this,” he just smiles.
“I know.”
•Dick wants you to feel loved before you ever feel obligated to say it back.
•He never rushes you, even when he desperately wants to.
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Jason Todd
•Jason catches on almost immediately because he recognizes the habit of expecting disappointment.
•Every time he says something genuine, you brush it off.
“You’re incredible.”
“You’re laying it on a bit thick.”
“…No. I’m really not.”
•At first he gets frustrated,not with you, but with whoever made you think sincerity always comes with an ulterior motive.
•He stops trying to impress you and starts focusing on making you feel safe.
•Giving you a spare key without expecting one back.
•Showing up when you need help without making you feel like you owe him.
•Never disappearing after difficult conversations.
•One night you quietly ask, “Why are you still here?”
•Jason looks genuinely confused.
“Because I said I would be.”
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Tim Drake
•Tim initially assumes you’ve simply missed his hints.
•Then you respond to him asking, “Can I take you to dinner?” with,
“Sure, as friends.”
•He pauses.
“…That wasn’t what I meant.”
• You laugh awkwardly because you think he’s teasing.
•Tim quickly realizes your instinct is to reinterpret anything romantic into something safer.
•Instead of making bigger gestures, he becomes incredibly clear.
“I’m flirting with you.”
“…Seriously?”
“Yes.”
“…Why?”
•That question catches him off guard.
•He spends a long moment looking at you before answering honestly.
“Because I like who you are when nobody’s watching.”
•Tim earns your trust through transparency. No mixed signals, no games, no making you guess what he’s thinking.
•He knows uncertainty only feeds your doubts, so he chooses clarity every time.
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Damian Wayne
•Damian is baffled the first time you dismiss his interest.
“I enjoy your company.”
“You’re being nice.”
“…No. I am expressing interest.”
•You assume he’s joking.
•He does not joke.
•Once he understands your reluctance comes from past hurt rather than lack of interest, his approach becomes surprisingly patient.
• He never mocks your cynicism or tells you to “just trust him.”
•Instead, he quietly becomes one of the most reliable people in your life.
•If you need him, he’s there.
• If he makes a promise, he keeps it.
•If he says he’ll protect your heart, his actions begin reflecting that long before you believe the words.
• The day you finally admit, “I keep waiting for you to get tired of me,” Damian’s expression softens.
•He takes your hand and replies simply,
“Beloved… I do not invest my heart carelessly. If I have given it to you, it is because I intend to keep choosing you.”
You know its hot when you have sweat under your boobs😭😭😭.The only perk of summer is seeing my husband in all his sweaty glory.Holyy🤤🤤🤤, to die via suffocating in his armpits is my ideal way to die
Bruce Wayne
•Bruce arrives exactly when he said he would, texting only: “Outside.”
•Your friends immediately start peeking through the restaurant window.
“Your husband’s here.”
•You walk out laughing, slightly tipsy, and Bruce opens the car door before you even reach it.
“Have fun?”
•You nod enthusiastically. “I have so much gossip.”
•He smiles faintly. “I suspected as much.”
•The entire drive home is Bruce listening while you recount four hours of stories in completely random order.
•By the time you finish, he somehow knows everyone’s relationship updates despite never asking.
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Dick Grayson
•Dick walks into the bar because he knows you’ll take forever to say goodbye.
“Ready to go?”
“Just five minutes!”
•Twenty minutes later you’re still hugging everyone.
•Your friends are already teasing him.
“She’s your problem now.”
•Dick just laughs. “Always has been.”
•On the walk back to the car you’re happily chatting away, arm linked through his, while he carries your handbag because you handed it to him without thinking.
• Halfway home you yawn.
“Good night?”
“Best night.”
•He smiles.
“Good. Tell me everything.”
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Jason Todd
• Jason waits outside on his motorcycle because he knows better than to interrupt girls’ night.
•The second you spot him, your face lights up.
“Hi!”
•Your friends immediately start making exaggerated kissing noises.
•Jason rolls his eyes.
“…They’re all children.”
•You laugh and hug him anyway.
•Before handing you a helmet, he quietly asks,
“You eat enough?”
“Jason.”
“That’s not an answer.”
• You grin.
“…Yes.”
“Good.”
•Then the two of you ride home while you excitedly tell him everything through the helmet intercom.
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Tim Drake
•Tim gets there ten minutes early because he assumes finding parking will be impossible.
•He sends a text.
•No rush. I’m here.
•You come outside with your friends, who immediately start saying hello to him because they’ve met him enough times now.
•One of them points at him.
“Ten out of ten pickup service.”
•Tim looks mildly embarrassed.
“I was already nearby.”
•You grin because you know that’s a lie.
•On the drive home you steal his fries.
•He doesn’t even comment.
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Damian Wayne
•Damian arrives precisely on time and waits outside rather than coming in unless you ask him to.
•The moment you step out, he notices you’re smiling more than usual.
“Enjoyable evening?”
“Very.”
•He opens the passenger door for you before walking around to the driver’s side.
•As you drive home, you enthusiastically recount everyone’s stories, occasionally stopping to ask,
“Are you even listening?”
•Damian glances at you briefly.
“You have repeated your friend’s engagement story three times.”
•You gasp.
“So you are listening.”
“…I have been since the first sentence.”
•You laugh the rest of the way home, and though Damian would never admit it, hearing you so happy makes the late-night pickup more than worth it.
Thinking about the times i shaved my head scalp bald and he would come home from work and just see my bald headed ass and would not give an actual fuck 😭.It freaks him out that i have hair now,oh how i miss being bald.It was so freeing.
Bruce Wayne
•Bruce always walks on the side closest to the road without thinking about it. If you try to swap sides, he’ll quietly switch back a few moments later.
•He opens car doors and building doors as a habit, never making a performance out of it—he’s already holding the door before you reach it.
•If your handbag starts looking heavy, he’ll simply hold out his hand. “May I?” If you hand it over, he carries it without the slightest hint of embarrassment.
•He pulls your chair out at restaurants and waits until you’re seated before taking his own.
•If you’re wearing heels, he naturally slows his pace to match yours instead of expecting you to keep up.
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Dick Grayson
•Dick steals your purse halfway through shopping because, “You’re carrying like six things already.”
•When you point out he’s walking around with a little floral handbag over his shoulder, he just shrugs. “It’s got pockets. I see the appeal.”
•He’s constantly opening doors for you, but usually with an exaggerated little bow that makes you laugh.
•If the pavement is crowded, he’ll lightly guide you through with a hand at your back so you don’t get separated.
•Anytime you stand up from the table, he’s already pushing your chair back in without even realizing he’s doing it.
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Jason Todd
•Jason pretends carrying your purse is deeply inconvenient while already slinging it over his shoulder.
“This thing weighs about twenty kilos.”
“You volunteered.”
“…I know.”
•He automatically offers you his jacket if it gets cold, even if he’s the one who’ll end up freezing.
•If you’re walking together at night, he’ll subtly position himself between you and anyone acting suspicious,not because he thinks you’re incapable, but because it’s instinct.
•He always opens stubborn or heavy doors first, muttering, “Go on,” before following behind you.
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Tim Drake
•Tim doesn’t think much about traditional manners, but he’s incredibly observant.
•Before you can even ask, he’s already holding the café door because he noticed your hands were full.
•If your phone, purse, and shopping bags are all competing for space, he’ll quietly take whatever you’re struggling with.
•When crossing busy streets, he’ll naturally guide you toward the inside of the pavement without consciously realizing he’s doing it.
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Damian Wayne
•Damian insists on opening doors, not because he believes you can’t, but because it’s a courtesy he was taught to extend to someone he loves.
•If you hand him your purse, he accepts it without hesitation, carrying it as confidently as if it were his own.
•He offers you his arm whenever you’re navigating uneven ground or stairs, never making it seem like you’re dependent on him—only that he’d like to be there.
•If you’re wearing an uncomfortable pair of shoes, he’ll quietly suggest slowing down or taking a different route rather than pretending not to notice.
•At the end of every date, he waits until you’re safely inside before leaving, considering it simply the proper way to see you home.
Hello! I was wondering if I could request the Batboys reaction to their kids doing that "shut up mom" trend. I love your writing sm!
Have an awesome day, or night, thanks!
“Shut up,mum!Silence from you.”
Batboys x Reader:Shut up mum,prank
Storytime:My dad is a big guy, most men in my family are but Ive never really been scared of him AT ALL.Im a big daddies girl 🤭, he got me whatever i wanted when he wasn’t deployed.I remember one night, me and my brother were playing mario cart at like 4 in the morning and we were giggling.We just hear “Turn it off.” In the deepest fucking voice ever and my dad is just standing there.Oh my goddd,my heart fell to my ass.
Bruce Wayne
• You’re making dinner when you call into the living room, “Hey, could you take the trash out for me?”
• Your seven-year-old, trying very hard not to smile, turns around and says:
“Shut up.”
•The kitchen goes completely silent.
•Bruce slowly lowers the newspaper he was reading.
“…Excuse me?”
•Your kid immediately realizes Dad’s voice has changed.
•Bruce gives them exactly one look.
“Try that sentence again.”
•The kid instantly cracks, laughing.
“It was a prank!”
•Bruce pinches the bridge of his nose.
“…Your timing requires work.”
“He glances at you.
“And you’ll be apologizing to your mother.”*
•Five minutes later Bruce is the one taking the trash out because, “We’ve all had enough excitement for one evening.”
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Dick Grayson
“Sweetie, can you put your shoes away?”
• Your child grins mischievously.
“Shut up.”
• Dick freezes mid-drink.
“…Whoa.”
•The smile drops from his face so fast your kid nearly abandons the prank immediately.
“We do not talk to Mom like that.”
•The kid bursts into laughter.
“It’s a prank! Uncle Jason said it’d be funny!”
•Dick sighs so dramatically it deserves an award.
“Of course he did.”
•He looks at you.
“…I’m texting him.”
•Jason receives a very long voice note within thirty seconds.
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Jason Todd
“Can you grab your backpack off the floor?”
•Your kid looks at Jason, then back at you.
“Shut up.”
•Jason’s expression falls.
“Try again and think before you speak.”
•The room is dead quiet for exactly two seconds.
•Then your kid can’t hold it together anymore.
“It’s a prank!”
•Jason exhales through his nose.
“You know… for one terrifying moment I thought you’d completely lost your survival instincts.”
•He points toward you.
“Go apologize to your mother before I start charging you rent.”
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Tim Drake
“Can you take your plate to the sink, please?”
•Your kid looks painfully determined.
“Shut up.”
•Tim slowly turns away from his laptop.
“..Incorrect answer.”
• The kid starts giggling immediately.
“It’s a prank!”
•Tim blinks.
“That was the prank?”
“Yeah!”
• He sighs.
“Okay… one, don’t say that to your mother. Two, if you’re going to prank people, at least make it creative.”
•You elbow him.
“Tim.”
“Right. Bad timing.”
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Damian Wayne
“Could you tidy your toys before dinner?”
•Your child looks you dead in the eye before confidently saying:
“Shut up.”
•Damian goes completely still.
“…You wish to repeat that?”
•The confidence lasts approximately one second.
•Then your kid dissolves into laughter.
“It’s a prank!”
•Damian stares at them for a long moment before looking at you.
