FAT SHITHEAD!!!

im never on here anymore insta is evilhealthapp

[furiousmagician]

juno. they/he/she. 19

i need your teeth for the federal reserve

DEZI DNI!!!!!

as said in my bio, im not active here anymore lol sorry

[woundsodomy]

So scary to like a mutual's post because what if they remember they hate me and then shoot me with a gun

[xviistrings]

flag colours and stuff

[osomatsuconfessions]

what the matsus dick cheese would taste like, no “they wouldnt have dick cheese”

osomatsu- bitter. salty. almost has a urine like taste as well

karamatsu- cheesy, like actually cheesy. but like cheese 2 years past its expiration date

choromatsu- cum, which actually tastes like what i described osomatus cheese as.. CUM LITERALLY TASTES SO BAD LIKE UUGGHHHH!!!!!! sorry

ichimatsu- fish. his dick cheese tastes like fish.

jyushimatsu- he somehow has actual mozzarella as dick cheese

todomatsu- vanilla extract (i ran out of ideas </3)

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[jesterjamz]

dr pepper can repel slenderman if you drink it

[akiocolonthree]

this is not true because im drinking a dr pepper RIGHT NOW and he's in the corner touching his slendingaling

[jesterjamz]

HIS WHAT

[sluttynurse]

me in the not-so-distant future of 2032 taking my beautiful wife out for a walk on a foggy day: damn it's like silent hill up in this bitch! 😂

my wife: fuck you you say that every time it's a little foggy outside. you haven't even played the games. i hate you so much

our clone of former beatles drummer ringo starr who we normally keep locked in our basement but is currently joining us for his allotted 30 minutes of weekly outside time: ringo!

[flipchild]

Reblogging your old posts creates what is know as a "leitmotif"

[askthepowerfuloverlord]

H, did you date Genghis Khan? Is Genghis Khan your Ex? If so that's awesome. If not who

doesnt he have multiple brothers??? who did you date?

WELL THAT'S NONE OF YOUR BUSINESS

[hhjjjjhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhksl]

Opinion on KMFDM

I like KMFDM because if you forget what group you’re listening to all you have to do is wait a couple seconds and they remind you

[molabuddy]

object show where humans and objects coexist in the same world. but not in like a bfdi way where the humans are stick figures . the humans are like real humans of earth and objects to them are like facinating little animals

[molabuddy]

human protag studying objectology and going out to do field research on an intriguing object social ritual known as a 'competition'

[molabuddy]

my vision

[molabuddy]

theyre like fairies or borrowers except its not like a secret that they exist they just hang out ans you see one and youre like oh! an object. they have their own society existing alongside humans but not really connected aside from occupying the same space. i dont know if they speak human languages i think theyd have their own language going on but they could learn .. or you could learn ... they show up in ur house or ur garden sometimes. they like to play games and frolick and you gotta be nice to them

[askthepowerfuloverlord]

H what do you like on your bagel? I like cream :D

MY #2 IS SALMON HOWEVER.

i like just regular cream cheese on my bagels personally!

[askthepowerfuloverlord]

H can you throw it back

"throw it back?" throw WHAT back? nothing???

[furiousmagician]

merry homestuck

[furiousmagician]

I MADE TORTILLAS BITCHESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!

[furiousmagician]

i dont ever post here anymore but i GOTTA post about my oats. i found old ass oats with a 2021 best buy date and made overnight oats and if they work i have SO many ideas for some reason. hashtag oat era

[furiousmagician]

i literally gave up on drawing like 3 years ago why is it that when i get back into HETALIA of all things i wanna draw again 💀 i thuink its bc everything else i was into for those years were really cool and peak and also had character designs i have difficulty with and would feel bad drawing them badly bc i love them but hetalia its like i can draw these fuckers ugly idgaf

[tyrianluda]

chuck norris memes but the bottom caption is cropped out