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[fusion-party]

Oh, that's cool!

((huh???))

[fusion-party]

I’m very sorry for making assumptions sir!

Husk looks just about ready to suplex you without any hesitation, but also their expression is just as dead as before, so you can't really tell. "No need to apologize. I'm getting bored anyways, hence the riddle-like answers."

[fusion-party]

If I had to guess, is husk a fusion made of Moonjumper and the Badge seller?

"Correct." Husk doesn't smile at you but they seem pleased. Right?

[fusion-party]

do you.. "sell" anything?

"My wares are my own for the time being, but at some point, I may, and perhaps I sold them in the past."

[fusion-party]

Is husk a fusion?

"Only fusions can access this place, little one. Make your assumptions after thinking."

"Husk that's rude." Moonstone muses, lightly bonking them on the head. "S' just a question."

"My bad. Yes."

[fusion-party]

Simple: damn business tactics people use. Started with a chat about something like stainless steel that ain't stainless

Snapper inhales softly and quietly, but his expression is tense. "Now, I'm not going to yell because that would make me a bad example, and Deco can hear it if I do that."

"What she can't hear is me threatening you in a regular voice, however. She is an innocent child and easy to fool, but also easy to upset. And I happen to be highly protective of her."

"So try a stunt like this again and I doubt you'll see anything but either Snatcher or me ripping your soul out as the last moments of your life."

He takes a deep breath, gives you a tense and strained smile, then heads to go check on Deco Kid.

[fusion-party]

Husk, brah, vanishing and appearing when you feel or don't feel like interacting? Valid and big mood, bro.

"That's assuming I have control over my appearances." Husk muses, relaxing a little bit more on the couch. "Which I somewhat do, so."

[fusion-party]

Hey Moonstone..? who's that sitting beside you? They seem all sorts of spooky

"Oh, it's Husk! Have you never met them? They just sorta..." Moonstone waves a claw around. "I dunno. Appear and disappear whenever they feel like it. Not bad, just sorta an occasional visitor."

[fusion-party]

*pokes the new fusion*

"Please don't do that." Husk barely even looks at you for doing that.

[fusion-party]

At some point, another fusion showed up. Or maybe they were here all along and you just never noticed them.

They're sitting with Moonstone, expression dull compared to the gem-admiring eyes of the fusion they rest by and body glitching more than it should.

Husk is available for asks... probably?

[fusion-party]

It is stupid, Deco! That's why I also hate it.

Deco has completely stormed out of the room. Snapper looks alarmed, then looks to you. “What were you even telling her? She almost never gets that angry. As in, that’s the first time I’ve seen her stomp off like that.”

[fusion-party]

that's how business works!

"...it's- it's stupid!"

She yells suddenly and throws her arms up in the air. Snapper looks over at her with an alarmed expression, setting his book down as she storms off.

[fusion-party]

Deco, marketing techniques don't make sense. At all, at least to me and you.

"But..."

She huffs and crosses her arms, biting her bottom lip. She's not gonna be mean. Not yet.

[fusion-party]

And that, Deco, is called a marketing technique.

Deco is so confused and mildly upset by this. "But that... it... it doesn't make sense!"

[fusion-party]

Is there anyone who CAN cook?

"I mean, technically, we can all cook." Snapper peeks over his book, narrowing his eyes. "Not like an expert, but basic things. I tend to burn things the least, though."

He looks like he wants to set the book down but is also conflicted on setting the book down.

[fusion-party]

Uh, actually.... Stainless steel is actually often easily stained. At least, I'm used to 'stainless steel' getting stained.

Deco blinks and stares at you with the most confused expression ever. She's quiet before speaking again. "But stainless is literally in the name." This is her only objection against your logic.

[fusion-party]

Is anyone better at cooking than shadowchef, or is it all atrocious?

"Oh, no, Shadow Chef's the worst!" Deco whispers to you. "I mean, none of us know how to cook, but they somehow stained stainless steel. It's supposed to be stainless! Unstainable! No stains!"