Fus Ro Mama

[otternottertv]

rests my noise on you

[thelambliesdown1974]

everyone on the block hates me because I have to take my pet loose sheet of aluminum siding on a walk every day at 3am

[depsidase]

[everyday-cutephoto]

[jdididydog]

give me one thousing dollars 💵💸

[segamascott]

[fusromama]

Have you read Wicked though? It is pretty raunchy already

[kidneysnatcher]

I think I just started to understand salads.

[fusromama]

Pearl from Steven Universe and Luanne Platter from King of the Hill working on cars together

[111111111yeah]

a thursdayhead like me couldn't care less about the weekend

[butchfagminotaur]

just overheard my wife spelling something on the phone and i shit you not saying the words “E as in Eeyore” i am on my hands and knees wailing screaming crying pleading and begging people to learn the NATO phonetic alphabet

[butchfagminotaur]

like the reason this exists is because none of the words sound like each other, which means that even with a terrible signal both parties should be able to clearly understand the words being spelled

i am dead serious that i believe this should be taught in school

[fusromama]

I absolutely LOATHE when people say P as in Paul bc there are SO MANY THINGS THAT RHYME AND IT NEGATES THE POINT COMPLETELY

[girlnephew]

[amateur]

Via

[jewish-space-laser]

what is like… the most on brand, stereotypical zodiac sign trait is true for you?

[daily-spooky]

[fusromama]

Oh no her gussys out

[calamitys-child]

What's everyone's favourite flowers that aren't like. The normal ones. Like everyone's a fan of roses and sunflowers what's a more niche one. One you don't get in gift sets. Mine's sweet peas

[fusromama]

Snapdragons :3

[goldensunset]

they should invent 7 hours between 10pm and midnight

[fusromama]

in my experience, guys want you to pay attention to Fight Club more than they want a blowjob

...and send.