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free-and-to-none-accountable

I bet they're gonna find some random luigi off the street who "fits the description" and try to pass him off

free-and-to-none-accountable

Addendum to prophecy: And they're not even gonna try real hard

zanmor

Using engraved bullets? That fits the MO of the United Health shooter. #hesstilloutthere #ibelieve

i-love-applin

Honestly I think they just made that part up. They didn't specify what was actually engraved on it. And no photo evidence of that claim?

How do you even engrave "gender ideology" onto a rifle? Did they give the rifle they/them pronouns?

free-and-to-none-accountable

Ah yes. The transgender arrows.

free-and-to-none-accountable

Update: It may be even more stupiderer than any of us could ever have anticipated

chaumas-deactivated20240115

my friend is reading Bad Gays and the chapter on T.E. Lawrence reminded me of the worst audiobook experience I’ve ever had, courtesy of the dryest, most nasally narrator imaginable making alarmingly weird passages about gay sex sound like Evrart Claire reading inventory logs:

chaumas-deactivated20240115

please listen to this it’s torturous

#watch later

visenyaism

one fun thing about being a teacher in march 2023 is that chess is a literal epidemic among teens. we are starting to have meetings about how we can STOP teenagers from playing too much chess which is like if we were trying to figure out how to stop them from reading for fun. When i was in high school five years ago chess was nerd shit only but now it is transcending every social and language barrier and is absolutely rampant. kids aren’t on their phone texting in class anymore it’s ONLY chess.com. kids are playing chess on their phones while playing chess in real life. this is still better than tiktok because at least the kids are developing an attention span from this

visenyaism

the worst part of this is that they’re on chess dot com instead of getting an education. but the BEST part of this is watching high schoolers develop the weirdest goddamn strategies I’ve ever seen. One of my students invented something he calls the “evil advisor gambit” where he gets a third person to give out constant terrible advice to both teams hoping that his opponent falls for it straight-up or that his opponent thinks HE fell for it and will act accordingly thus worsening their own strategy. he has won every game he has been able to pull off a coordinated evil advisor gambit in. this is chess innovation never before seen in its 700 years on earth

five-of-cr

my guesses for kaz’s full name

- kazoo

- kazakhstan

- alakazam

- karles (charles -> chaz: karles -> kaz)

- a million billion kazillion

- kazmat suit

- kazzercise

- Potassium Arizona

mclennonyaoi

in 2019 i saw someone call her butch

junglejim4322

She looks like pastel goth mr bean

theblackparadeisdead

Fall Out Boy is good because pete wentz was supposed to be the lawyer nepotism baby of all time and then he was like actually I'm going to start a pop punk band with my friend Andy and this freak my 15 year old chauffeur/guitarist/punching bag got into an argument with at a bookstore who he then brought home and asked if we could keep

theblackparadeisdead

@pretty-meris Joe Biden was literally at his parents wedding I MEAN the nepotism baby lawyer of ALL TIME

the-stranger-i-know-best

it is because of Joe Biden we have fall out boy because his parents met campaigning for his senate election.

You haven’t cancelled my student loan debt, but at least you gave me my favorite band.

jackdoe

Something something domino effect, Joe Bidens political career to That one song in the Bionicles commercial.

gayday-inactive

do u have a vibrator in ur pants or is ur penis just so scared

ernmark

I love time loop stories. Really, I do.

But I'd love to see a story about what happens after you emerge from the time loop.

When, after months or years of repetition, you have to learn how to live with a choice you can't redo tomorrow.

When you meet someone new for the first time and have to figure out how to navigate this brand new conversation.

When you reach for the same day's clothes and realize that you can't wear them because they got dirty. Your laundry, your dishes, your body, your teeth, all the tasks that reset with the loop are suddenly stacking up and you need to set aside time to do them.

When you reach that first weekend and your schedule radically shifts and you don't know what to do with yourself, which is terrifying but also exhilarating in ways you can't explain.

When you casually drop facts learned from those books you spent a dozen loops reading, and you realize you retained something worth keeping.

How your memory gets weirdly good all of a sudden, despite not having all that repetition to fall back on, because suddenly every experience is fresh and new.

And when the seasons change, and your hair grows long enough that you want to cut it, and when you realize it's shocking because you didn't think you'd ever see something as incredible as the passage of time.