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henryclervals

tag yourself: 1920s gent editions

sailorbrazil

feeling myself

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reblog if you’re not afraid to have a picture of jesus on your dash

jamesspadersnortingspafflines

what if you went to heaven but jesus says, why didnt you reblog me when i was feeling myself

mxnrique

i showed this to my mom and now she’s crying asking me why i’m being cruel laughing at this

miiriya

hardstoplucas1

When no one knows what 6x3 equals

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all these pop songs about “doing work” and “work work work” make me feel like i’m in some heavy-handed YA dystopian novel where the evil capitalist overlords keep the proletariat in line with brainwashing/propaganda in song form

crazycatladyinwaiting

dankmemeuniversity

draeneis

ah shit

lesbiskammerat

sigh…as always, it turns out only i am right and everyone is wrong :/

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huffylemon

CHANGE MY MIND

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talkgentlytome

Tag yourself I’m the “Overdressed and Underappreciated”. Artist : http://www.mattadrian.com/

lawful-evil-novelist

This is the same guy that does the guide to troubled birds.

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By age 35, you should have served in the legions as a military tribune, been elected quaestor, and saved five times your annual income.

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people today with access to more raw information than any other period: the earth is flat

german artilleryman in 1916, who barely washes his own ass: I need to account for the curvature and rotation of the earth when plotting my firing plans

thefloatingstone

Eratosthenes, an Egyptian, in 3750 BC when fucking mammoths hadn’t even gone extinct yet: Oh hey I can use these two obelisks to calculate the earth’s entire circumference based on the length of their shadows and the Earth’s curvature. Neat.