strangely all this.

theresa. 28. from germany. gay gin goblin.

[wardencommando]

I lost my job thanks to Covid-19 and I’ve got rent to pay, so I’m boosting my fanfic commissions! 

Ratings: Gen - Explicit

Canon, AUs, Original works

Private or public

No pedophilia, rape, or dubcon

Pricing: $1USD/100 words (i.e. $20/2,000 words)

You can hit me up with an ask here, but to be sure that tumblr doesn’t eat it, coming through on the tumblr messenger is a safer bet. 

For Your Consideration: Patreon | Etsy | Published Novels | Ko-Fi | Ebay

[whitepeopletwitter]

[dankmemeuniversity]

[merlinemryspendragon]

The world is coming to an end. So where would you rather die? Here? Or in a Jaeger? Pacific Rim (2013)

[izziessogay]

wlw fashion sense is exclusively inspired by the members of the breakfast club and I am not wrong

I mean...

[this-mess-of-a-man]

All five of them are just different flavors of lesbian

[alchemistique]

#this is a VERY LOUD CALLOUT #lower your voice

[regicidal-defenestration]

Must scifi be "good"? Is it not enough for the characters to be gay, in space?

[under-the-arch]

[spellboundmasquerade]

Dragon Age: Inquisition locations ➡ 1/?

[huffylemon]

[nonappetittk]

[marogarreh]

LOST EMBER   ▷   3/??

[dndaddyissues]

[the-mighty-birdy-deactivated202]

[awisepony]

@neonchurro​

[rhube]

This was a much more sedate and soothing video than I was expecting.

[vladtheunfollower]

[v-kusno]

im convinced horses can read eachothers minds after watching this

[eilinknight]

I love the gaggle of ducks waddling outside and then immediately deciding as a group that it’s too frickin cold

[mckitterick]

the bison exploding a giant hay bale, dancing cows - farm animals playing!

[whatistigerbalm]

Can somebody explain that huge line of chickens

[mrswhozeewhatsis]

I was just about to say, “That line of chickens, though!” 😂😂😂

[demiiwhiffin]

from girl of the earth by katy maxwell 

[lavenderfables]

Plants are just like… Too much sun. Not enough sun. Ground too wet. Ground too dry. The pH balance is wrong. There’s not enough drainage. I don’t like terracotta. Feed me. Stop feeding me. God was killed here. I do not vibe with this soil.

[archangelzs]

im a simple man