I am Future Fat Swag Jesus

I am fat jesus from the future and I got swag. I WILL FOLLOW BACK ALL MORTALS WHO FOLLOW ME!!

[cewn]

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[oddishtea]

I’ve watched this like 30 times and I cant stop laughing aksjska

[surprisebitch]

the girl has big dick energy

[sl33pyd3mon]

she stole all of his dick energy and killed him

[matydn]

I’m the girl making sure everyone knows he lost

[drishananicole]

Homegirl did a whole dance right after.😂😂😭

[futurefatswagjesus]

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Remember that Jurassic Park Sequel with John Hammond in Venezuela?...

‘WHOAH HOW THE HELL DID I GET HERE?’

[futurefatswagjesus]

uff, al grano

[futurefatswagjesus]

I’d just love that. <3 pizza

Nadar en esa mezcla de queso de la pizza es mi sueño

[futurefatswagjesus]

He’s out there... perfect and beautiful.... he’s still watching

[futurefatswagjesus]

[futurefatswagjesus]

ayy lmao

[futurefatswagjesus]

shit’s fucked up yo

[futurefatswagjesus]

whoah, calm down bruh

[futurefatswagjesus]

When u a tough nigga but they tell you u have a cute baby face. He’ll take your toys and your ass

[futurefatswagjesus]

so much art

[futurefatswagjesus]

man this dude is toasted