The Heroes Destiny

I am Dave or Hail. I can be hyper for multiple reasons. I am awesome and friendly. I love Homestuck and various animes/shows. | genderqueer they/them or he/him | pansexual | 20 | Libra | Birthday: October 21 |  

[futubanderacl]

[curlicuetruth]

This gets funnier to me everything I watch it.

I love that she’s not putting on a scary mask, or making scary faces or noises, or wearing her clothes to distort her figure, or doing anything overtly scary or inhuman. She’s just… walking in a way that humans are technically capable of walking and it’s somehow terrifying. It’s not even just that it’s unusual– if she’d come around the corner walking on her hands I doubt they’d have bolted.

I wonder if this is a learned fear (from horror movies and such) or something instinctive about the pose?

[keepcalmandcarriefischer]

[corona-the-nightcutter]

WHY IS THIS FUNNY?!?!?!

[bjornwilde]

Forget T pose.

[brucebocchi]

[thyrell]

everyone on this website except me needs to shut up

[crimegoku]

*sticks to you*

[thyrell]

everyone on this website except me and this swag ass lizard needs to shut up

[lobster-lover]

he keeps me sane during wifi outages

[vaporwavesimulator]

what if we were both vultures from different species and we’re sitting in the rain together

[vaporwavesimulator]

[despazito]

that’s an adult and juvenile king vulture but may I offer pictures of a black vulture gently preening a crested caracara

what if we were this

[dowereallyneedthis]

Crested Caracaras are apparently known to join Black Vulture flocks and benefit from their ability to locate food by smell. The Black Vultures reciprocally benefit from the Crested Caracara’s ability to vocalize and alert to danger, which the black vultures lack. That’s why they’re preening each other. :) (x)

[gallusrostromegalus]

Wholesome Carrion Friends :)

[memewhore]

[fleetwood-mac-andcheese]

Historically, when performing long, repetitive tasks like churning butter or weaving cloth, people would sit together and tell stories. Folk stories, fairytales, and even stories about mysterious ape-like figures living in the forests. So, yes, pioneer women did listen to podcasts about bigfoot while churning butter

[beirut-blog1]

Having ADHD is hard because 

[beirut-blog1]

this post has been in my drafts for like 5 months and I still don’t know what I was going to say

[alanmorlock]

[gevion-deactivated20180225]

do you love the colour of the sky

[legs-are-just-for-show]

I can’t believe the classic “MOM HOLY FUCK” comic was actually made by the PnF crew this entire time

[legislacerator]

this post just changed my whole life

[deactivated33534873628732-deact]

i-

[cockyroaches]

Same mood

[leh-sarah]

This was drawn by C. H. Greenblatt. Aka a former storyboard artist for Spongebob and the creator of Chowder

[pisshandkerchief-deactivated202]

I’m OBSESSED with this post. Fucking iconic

[surrealtiktoks]

[embroideredcupcake]

I'd say this is an anomaly but seriously roos are sometimes nosy and just need to be in your business, OR they will fight you if you look at them funny. I love them, they're great, but they make little sense.

[unashamedly-enthusiastic]

The fucking horror I felt in my soul of the 3 seconds it took to try to and work out what the fuck this animal was

[rottingfacade]

“you can’t come behind the bar” yeah the kangaroos are usually expected to wait in the customer area

[cryptidw00rm-archive]

fuck it. sebastian on a froggy chair

[heartsaidnoibat]

Making friends with people from other countries is so crazy. I sent my group chat a Big Bird gif.

And this one girl says, “why isn’t he blue?”

I’m like, the fuck you mean??

So today I learned that in the Dutch version of Sesame Street, they do, in fact, have a blue Big Bird.

I was baffled by this so I went on Muppets Wiki and guess what.

In Mexico, Big Bird is green and his name is Abelardo.

Turkish Big Bird (aka Minik Kus) is apparently fucking orange.

This looks like a fuckin alternate universe or smth. I can’t.

[ace-of-clovers]

[tiktoks-repost]

[wolfchaldo]

[fangcore]

the face of a new man

[wallaceandpestle]

lord of the flies is so fake this is what teenage boys are really like

[just-shower-thoughts]

Birth Certificates are just receipts for human beings.

[canadad-deactivated20171111]

how and where can i return myself

[tearlessrain]

also it really takes the fear out of getting older when you realize that society has collapsed and we are no longer obligated, nor should we even be expected, to settle into Serious Adults in business suits with steady office jobs and 2.8 kids. there’s nothing to stop us from just gradually becoming more eccentric with each decade. we may not have retirement plans but we can plan to gradually evolve into the 80s van wizards our parents were too cowardly to become.

[memewhore]

[neurodivergent-loverboy]

Transcript:

[tapping sound, followed by stabbing sound and suspenseful music]

Red, offscreen: [ahem]

Blue: You were right. Black's the imposter.

Red: OH REALLY??

[nightfuryobsessed]

I love the angry eyes for Red XD

[studentlifeproblems]