Dear Landlord

I have a girlfriend

[mr-deep-downer]

dark science beyond belief

[chirasul]

[supermariomamafucker]

[amazoogle]

SKRAPA 🌽

[spamtoing-moved]

Strangest thing was i dont remember asking

[supermariomamafucker]

[something-truly-evil]

Tiktok thirst trap of a shirtless guy in Central Park but inexplicably the twin towers are still there in the background despite it being recorded and posted 3 days ago

[funnytwittertweets]

[guooey]

[milk5]

[huffylemon]

[unclefather]

[amazoogle]

[hungwy]

"dreams" are a kind of "SLEEP DLC". my friend, it is your duty to "game"...

[mousenemy]

[legs-are-just-for-show]

[normal-horoscopes]

God I cannot wait to throw millions of human lives into the meat grinder of international conflict so I can make billions of dollars selling microplastics to both sides of said conflict. I cannot fucking wait to put more money than I would ever be able to spend into an offshore account I will never use and then die so my socially maladaptive ghoul of a failson can have billions of dollars to pour into every meaningless idea that sprouts from his fetid little walnut of a brain. I wish I could personally crush millions of humans under a giant iron wheel so my son who I hate with my entire heart can spend more money on peyote and inventing the Blockchain for dogs. I need this so fucking much.