Fuzzyrobot

Just your friendly neighborhood robot

[fuzzyrobot]

Surviving the Apocalypse: A 10k Love Story

A local Illinois girl found her fate intertwined with the members of Delta X-Ray-Delta when her family's compound was o...

[kyloren]

Audrey Hepburn as Jo Stockton in Funny Face (1957) dir. Stanley Donen

[justcatposts]

oh my god

[iguanamouth]

did you know red snapper can live for over 100 years…. whatre they DOING down there

[gentlemanbones]

I hope this doesn’t work the same way for centaurs.

[mijukaze]

Thanks! I hate it

[ownerofdark]

Going fishing:

[avecesfui-deactivated20200518]

[sarcasticscribbles]

some things never change 

[kabaks]

this video is its own emotion

[depsidase]

[shredsandpatches]

This story has the same energy as when my sister opens my door and, while looking directly at me, asks “Are you home?”

[pr1nceshawn]

The Best ATM Withdrawal Defense

[alexanders-archives]

I’m here for women with powerful dogs!

[urocyonfox-deactivated20210104]

My land lady is a 90lb 88 year old woman with 5 full grown Rottweiler boys. They sit around her when she gardens and watch her like the secret service. If you show up to pay rent they all stand up and stand between you and her.

It’s intimidating to have 5 pony size boys all staring at you until she stands up realizes it’a you and walks to you.

My favorite part is she wades through them like swamp water saying in her cute old voice ‘move’ ‘move please’ and each one she nudges to move wags his whole body at her touch and stumbles out of the way like he’s been knocked over by a truck. It gives me life paying my rent.

[catchymemes]

[choryllis]

[teaboot]

I hate it when your parents are like “I know you better than you know yourself!” Like no you don’t

[teaboot]

Like oh, you’re an expert on the inner machinations of my psyche? Name three of my top ten existential dreads

[daily-toph]

Episode 5: The King of Omashu | ko-fi

[kkdjfdsfdhgjdg-deactivated20190]

🥰

[hexpress]

CHIPS GOT CHUBBY CHEEEEEEKS

[catchymemes]

#Tetrischallenge

Swiss police department started a challenge, to show what is in their vehicle. Soon a lot off other public services joined in.

[aphony-cree]

These look like pictures on the back of toy boxes where they show you every piece included in the set  

[botanyshitposts]

So I found this coconut on the beach in Costa Rica and when I opened it THIS was inside. I think it’s the endosperm (or whatever you call the thing that develops into the tree). The coconut water itself wasn’t as sweet as usual (probably because it had sprouted), but the little sprout boi tasted sweet on one end and salty on the other. (submitted by @jewishpangolin)

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dude i have no idea how to tell you this but i have no idea what this is. i showed this to my plant anatomy professor and one of the mods at @thebashfulbotanist after class and none of us could figure out what this is. it doesn’t look like a fungus, the embryos in coconuts are tiny and don’t look like this, and the first thing a coconut sprouts is a root, not the stem, and it grows outward. there should be nothing normal like this growing in there. my plant anatomy teacher has never seen anything like this and has offered to forward this image to a palm researcher she knows to see if he has. i repeat, we have no idea what you ate but it was not a normal sprout boi. please stand by

[sumikatt]

submitter: heehee look at little coconut!!! 😩

op, their classmates, and their botany professor:

[ultimatefandomtrash61-deactivat]

Don’t talk to me unless you look at the REAL NEWS:

[willow-s-linda]

[artpatriarch]

Victor Nikiforov ✗ Katsuki Yuuri 🌫️

『ユーリ!!! on ICE』 · *hugging mood* 🍂🍁

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