todays bird
Show & Tell
Origami Around
Product Placement
RMH
d e v o n
Love Begins
trying on a metaphor
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shark vs the universe
let's talk about Bridgerton tea, my ask is open
Lint Roller? I Barely Know Her
macklin celebrini has autism
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I'd rather be in outer space 🛸
noise dept.
gracie abrams
Sweet Seals For You, Always
PR's Tumblrdome
PUT YOUR BEARD IN MY MOUTH
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@fizzytoast
The polar opposite of corporate accounts trying to come across as hip and super friendly are the ones for libraries, aquariums, parks systems and the like, that are basically just trying to get people excited about learning and the wonder of history/science by posting things like this:
You know how much I would lose my mind if I was at an aquarium and turned a corner to see a wild ass heron staring at a fish tank
Dildo Generator
Online 3D experiment by Ikaros Kappler which is described as a “Extrusion/Revolution Generator” ….
Created with three.js, you can alter the bezier curves and angle of the form, and is designed with 3D printing in mind (models can be exported and saved, as well as calculated weight in silicone).
Try it out for yourself (if you wish) here
the time is now
hell yeah
ah yes, the ol rolling pin dilda
it’s called the purple ramjet
which end do you start with? the answer is yours to decide
shove a vase up your ass
not even jesus could save yall motherfuckers’ souls
i call it the matterhorn
cackling just continues to get louder as I scroll through
i think this is the first time an internet community has discovered something customizable and adamantly refused to make penises
of course this is the post where tumblr is like “Seems sfw to me!”
I call this one the Megahorny
Just cram an entire table lamp up there
Me every time this post crosses my dash:
My laugh at this post is auditory evidence of just how sick I still am.
Plate.
I’d usually post this to my NSFW blog but this is making me laugh so unreasonably hard that I can’t fucking breathe and therefore deserves to be on my main blog
Compiling some of the best ones from the replies-
@lady-of-almyra
Op:here’s a thing to make dicks
Tumblr: haha no it’s top hat time
Emoji spell to earn $500 from any positive source source in the very near future
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Likes to charge, reblogs to cast! <3
bdg is out here asking the real questions
[id: three screenshots from unraveled. the first two show brian david gilbert from the knees up with subtitles that read "Also, I love that Waluigi is connected to Wario, but no one's ever cared to take a closer look." and "Are they friends, accomplices,". the third is a zoomed in shot of brian smirking with the subtitle "lovers?" /end id]
If there are two personalities, am I number one, or am I the one who is longing?
this has the same energy as the "stop saying I look like chicken little" vine
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An emoji spell for clear communication, for those who struggle to get the right words out!
Please it’s research
i put “All I Want for Christmas is You” through a MIDI converter, and then back through an mp3 converter
the result is this garbage
I’m driving myself up the wall because I swear I can hear the vocal line but I don’t know how that could be if it was truly converted to MIDI. Unless you can replicate speech sounds entirely with modulated MIDI notes, in which case I’m actually impressed with this tire fire of an MP3.
the holiday season is almost upon us and I’d like to bring back this absolute fucking monstrosity of an audio file
The holidays are coming, you know what that means?
This Garbage
Tis the season
HOLY FUCK
Literally the best post I’ve ever seen
@wolfthedragon
This is a tower for rolling dice
@guardofvariansbutt
the rat is UP
“how much do you love me?”
*cradles ur cheeks in my hands and looks deeply into ur eyes*
“hella”
you guys are fucking amazing
The sound of me walking into the room.
when the cashier gives u back ur change and ur putting it away but u cant do it fast enough and suddenly theyre holding out ur shopping bag and u have no hands and the coins are dropping to the ground and the bag goes up in flames and the cashier is crying and ur crying and ur wallet is screaming and ur descending into hell
BORN TO ??????? BRAIN IS A FUCK Forget It All 2018 I am executive dysfunction man 410,757,864,530 FORGOTTEN TASKS
