Miss Mystic Megara

Magnolia 'Meg' Finch. 32. Professional Fake-Psychic & Television Personality. Medium.

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chasseurdeloup​:

Right. Sure. Awards. Which ones? From where? Awards from your mom don’t count, hate to break it to you. 

I have a feeling you have better things to do than read fortunes but if you want to swindle people out of their money, more power to you I fucking guess.

To be honest, I’m pretty sure my mother’s baking could blow us both out of the water -- not that we should tell her that part, it may make her ego inflate. Anyway, I’ve won multiple in New York and Boston when I was living there and I’ve been featured in [These Magazines]. 

Mmm, that would be a negative. Not only do I not ‘swindle’ people out of their money, but my TV show is in it’s off season and my next public appearances aren’t until October. 

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the dream team.🤍

— lucy boynton and jo baker in venice (italy), sept 2019.

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@bly-hildegard said:

Oh wow what a girlboss

I’m not a boss? I’m a psychic, performer, and an activist. 

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Do you have a hard time not comparing yourself to your sister?

Why on earth would I compare myself to my sister? And, for that matter, why on earth would she compare herself to me?

People find twins so fascinating and really up the antics on comparison between them.

Willow is extremely accomplished and so am I, not one of us is better than the other.

That said, we're both bad bitches and if you fuck with my sister I'll kill you. :)

@willcwthewisp

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mftillerman​:

Is there a family friend discount I could use on top of that White Crest rate? 

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I’m afraid to inform you that anyone who’s friends with my lame brother gets an up charge, Miles :/ 

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threadofheart​:

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Can you really do rea-

Do your readings include talking to-

What sort of information do your readings provide?

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Insight onto your past, present, and future, of course. If you’re looking for something specific, all you have to do is ask and I can see if I can get a channel open.

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chasseurdeloup​:

I don’t need insight into my past. I lived it. And no one can predict the future. Sounds like a bunch of bullshit to me.

That doesn’t mean they’re good necessarily.

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Oh they are, I’ve won multiple awards for them. However, just as you’re free to think my talents are bullshit, you are free to slander my cookies. Thankfully, I have much better things to do than constantly defend myself on whether or not my profession and baking is valid. 

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chasseurdeloup​:

Do people actually pay for that shit? Psychic readings? Why?

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Insight into your past, present, and future is cheaper than therapy beneficial for the soul, you know.

The cookies are homemade too.

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halequeenjas​:

[pm] Well, excuse me MISS Mystic Megara. I can’t be out here not putting respect on your name like that. Does anyone actually look good in bright orange? Burnt orange is one thing and complements fall styles beautifully, but bright orange? Who’s out here trying to look like a whole tangerine? 

The reality show was definitely… interesting. I always used to think I’d like to be on one, but realizing they’re all very messy. I’m sure Willow missed you too. And so did I! 

[pm] Can’t ruin the brand, now can we? Oh, that reminds me, we need to go shopping too. All the fall collections are coming into stores and we need to be prepared if the weather is going to be and absolute nightmare.

Very messy. Though I would like to point out I did win, even if Ayla is a back-stabbing bad-kind-of-witch Though my tan is fantastic, so you know. I missed her too. You know what sort of trouble she’s having now right?

And I guess I missed you too ;) 

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